Go to confession

JustAnotherAsshole

...and urinate through the screen

Mayberry

You'll get molested.

duuude

It will feel good tho..

Dfg

Would he let me finish my pee first?

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE

No, he'd declare another crusade and impale your brown ass on a broadsword.

DirtySanchez

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »

No, he'd declare another crusade and impale your brown ass on a broadsword.

Nah the catholic church is too pussified now. The church needs a new urban II.

Vizier

I gotta do that sometime, lol.

culinaryoverlord

How about launching a floater in the baptismal font?

Mantikore

ive always wanted to smuggle a massive set of stereo speakers into a confessional, then then ask the priest to come closer so i can whisper in his ear, then blast them open with 120 decibels of Slayer

Turd_Smasher

Priests love to drink my electrolytes.

RemadE

I'd shit through the screen. Much messier. What makes this even funnier is that I am staying in the Vatican as part of my holiday in Italy this July. I need to make it unforgettable..with no molestation

StephenPBarrett

Wait until you get really drunk sobuour shit will be diuretic and you and aim and fire you scolding hot projectile poop.