It is said that dogs can sense when and earthquake is about to hit. Unfortuanatly for the Japanese, they ate the fucking lot of them
Just been watching the footage of the Japanese tsunami on the news. Get Craig Charles to do the voice over and you have the best episode of Tasheki's castle ever.
Rescuers in Japan have called on Elton John, George Michael and Graham Norton to help search through the rubble for injured victims. Their work could prove invalubale as they are experts at seeing Japs eyes covered in shit.
and hold down F11