Banana owns Gorilla (kinda)

DaGuruDaGuru Mite
edited July 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Posting this in SG instead of the News forum, as we all know how spastic and inconsistent the current mod assigned to that section is. :thumbsdown:

http://www.cleveland.com/strongsville/index.ssf/2011/07/banana_at_large_after_fight_wi.html
A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.

All I know is....these fuckers better have had a webcam running while they pwned that gorilla, and tomorrow's potential next YouTube sensation will provide us with even more laughs. :thumbsup:
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