Original and only Vogon poem

jarkofjarkof Regular
edited July 2010 in Life
”O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plured gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don’t.”

(by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz; see p. 56/57)

Comments

  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited July 2010
    I actually quite liked it..it brings out the humani...err...vogonity in you
    Interesting rhythmic devices helps to bring out...whatever the poem was about.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    I actually quite liked it..it brings out the humani...err...vogonity in you
    Interesting rhythmic devices helps to bring out...whatever the poem was about.

    You are my hero.

    Oh and I fucking love the name.

    It's..... It's ... slartibartfast
    I told you it wasn't important...
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