As Per Request: 50 No Life (Sung to the tune of 18 and Life – Skid Row)
Darth Beaver
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
This is per a request I received via PM. If the person who requested a parody of these lyrics wish to take credit for the initial inspiration I will leave that to their discretion to do so.
50 No Life
(Sung to the tune of 18 and Life – Skid Row)
Spectral is an old man, who can't get up his bone
Lies 9 to 5 as he types his fingers to the bone
Fights grizzlies without a tool, out on the edge of town
Rants like a psycho so no one could talk him down, oh no
He has no honey, no, no she left home
He walked the streets a hooker and he sucked on every bone
And now it's 50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none 50 no life, watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
Tinfoil in his brainwaves, his vein leaked Vaseline
He kept his butthole open, but it never kept it clean
He will suck without dentures, "Spectral's the Faggart one"
He married Meta and had a courtship with his gun
Bang bang poop chute up, their party never ends
He can't stop the crying with his friend in his rear end
And now it's 50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none 50 no life, watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
"My old man slit's open", they all heard Spectral say
He raised his buttocks to his friend, that friend steered his chod Will's way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 No Life
(Sung to the tune of 18 and Life – Skid Row)
Spectral is an old man, who can't get up his bone
Lies 9 to 5 as he types his fingers to the bone
Fights grizzlies without a tool, out on the edge of town
Rants like a psycho so no one could talk him down, oh no
He has no honey, no, no she left home
He walked the streets a hooker and he sucked on every bone
And now it's 50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none 50 no life, watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
Tinfoil in his brainwaves, his vein leaked Vaseline
He kept his butthole open, but it never kept it clean
He will suck without dentures, "Spectral's the Faggart one"
He married Meta and had a courtship with his gun
Bang bang poop chute up, their party never ends
He can't stop the crying with his friend in his rear end
And now it's 50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none 50 no life, watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
"My old man slit's open", they all heard Spectral say
He raised his buttocks to his friend, that friend steered his chod Will's way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
50 no life, you got none, 50 watch your life go
Your crime ain't mine and your 50 won't you just go
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Damn, those hair.