I was really proud of a few of the lines in here, so I thought I'd share--ya might need a dictionary though.
Pseudo-schmaltzy:
My precarious perceptions are perplexed: hallowly, I prostrate myself at the altar of ego--this concept of emotive enchantment is apparently beyond my indolent mind, and I am not in the least surprised. In my defense, I accede some suspense while awaiting your bearded replies. Let's make with canoodling and do the most stupid things. Flout the rapture to die.
:shock: :oops: :roll:
:ugeek: