I made a list of 5 things to do if you want to commit suicide. Just do these 5 things then you'll be ready to commit suicide
1. stab a person
2. tell your boss how you really feel
3. have sex with a dog
4. stick a fork in an electrical outlet
5. get slapped by an old lady
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You lost me after No.2
Instead of it being a dog in #3 you should make it a larger animal, possibly a Zoo Animal. (If you're going to off yourself after screwing an animal you should atleast make it a more interesting animal.)
And for #5 it should be forcefully grope an old lady.
Were you trying to sneak a Great Expectations reference in here?
I think if you were going to off yourself there are better things you could do than fuck a dog though :rolleyes:
ZING!