Bachi Bazi, Cornholing Little Boys

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edited August 2012 in Spurious Generalities
I was hungry, and early on in Frontline’s “The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan” I realized that if I was going to eat I’d better do it now. I paused the show, ate a couple pieces of toast, and managed to keep it down for the rest of the hour. Every few minutes my stomach would turn over.
I had just finished a biography of Hadrian, the Roman Emporer from about 100 to 130 A.D. It was commonplace for him, and men of power like him, to find a young boy to be a sexual partner until the boy lost his childish beauty. Both Hadrian, and his mentor and predecessor, Trajan, were exclusively homosexual. They maintained marriages blanc (sexless, childless unions), but for formal purposes they did get married. The practice of handing hapless boys over to powerful men has not been unprecedented — but even in Roman times there was less cruelty.
I’d known the Afghan mujahideen we’d supported with weapons in the 80s had a practice of sodomizing the youngest of the Russian soldiers they managed to capture. It struck me as odd that these self-righteously anti-sexual (and anti-homosexual) muslim fundamentalists were so eager for same-sex cornholing. Men had absolute power over women, young and old, yet they chose boys. The practice in American prisons, of course, is commonplace, but women are not an option. The inmate tops have most likely been heterosexuals fantasizing their partners were females.
In Afghanistan, the practice has continued. Russia’s doomed young men are just memories for the rapacious Afghan military commanders who are now buggering the boys of today.
Businessmen, warlords, and police officials seem to be the biggest consumers of Bachi Bazi, or boyplay. The prominent and successful men are introduced to the boys at Bachi Bazi parties. The men sit cross-legged and watch the boys, dressed as young women, do their elaborate dances. Afterwards, they are given out to the highest bidders for sex. The government is so corrupt that all attempts to stop the practice have proved to be half-hearted — even less.
Reporter Najibullah Quraishi bravely dogged Northern Alliance Commander, Dastager, following this notorious sodomizer as he met young men he wished to have in his harem. “How many boys have you had?” asked Quraishi. (The had clearly meant sexually). “About 2,000 or 3,000,” said Dastager, who appears to be about 40.
Things are no different where the Taliban holds sway. In John Krakauer’s book about Pat Tillman (the man who chose service to his country over a $3.6 million football contract), it’s reported that each Taliban fighting group maintained a cook’s boy — a field kitchen helper of 12 or 13, who’s duties went beyond cuisine.
Afghanistan is hopeless. The corruption is too widespread. It would be wonderful if our adventures there could end well. They can’t. They can only end. Please, Mr. President, bring this mess to an end.
Click on the link at the top to see the show. It’s a reminder that no matter how bad things are in America, they are worse elsewhere.



Well, for men who bitch Homosexuals, it's quite funny to see them abusing little boys. The thing is, this is quite common in Pakistan. Boys working on bus stops are usually used for it. Plus, they're considered safe because, well they can't give birth to a child. It's still funny seeing how these typical so-called Muslim go on with this practice and never think about what they're doing.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    I remember reading about this fookin' ages ago and found the hypocrisy hilarious but sad at the same time. I feel for those poor kids.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    No different to some of those so called christian faiths out there.
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited August 2012
    A guy I used to work with told me that some Muslims thought it was ok to cornhole little boys but only on Fridays.
    So every time we get slammed with work on a Friday we call it ASSFUCK FRIDAY.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    angryonion wrote: »
    A guy I used to work with told me that some Muslims thought it was ok to cornhole little boys but only on Fridays.
    So every time we get slammed with work on a Friday we call it ASSFUCK FRIDAY.
    So catholics must have little "cornhole choir boy thursdays" because friday's fish night.
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