I love you, when you're on your period
When you're on your period, there's a lot of blood.
sometimes, it's the color of cool, dark, Tennessee river mud
the unsightly aftermath of your painful ovarian flood.
other times.. it makes me want to run away..
but you're hot when you're bitchy, so I always stay.
You say that you just want to be alone,
but that's how it is, when you really want to bone.
I won't be mad at you, or your tone,
or even at your erogenous zone..
I only wish that you could see
how fucking special your period is to me.
There's many times you scream and yell,
And I bet you think it brings me hell
but it brings me subtle satisfaction,
because I love the bloody action
so just calm down, and bitch at me later
and no, you don't need a fuckin translator;
I am here.. love, your fallopian vindicator.
sometimes, it's the color of cool, dark, Tennessee river mud
the unsightly aftermath of your painful ovarian flood.
other times.. it makes me want to run away..
but you're hot when you're bitchy, so I always stay.
You say that you just want to be alone,
but that's how it is, when you really want to bone.
I won't be mad at you, or your tone,
or even at your erogenous zone..
I only wish that you could see
how fucking special your period is to me.
There's many times you scream and yell,
And I bet you think it brings me hell
but it brings me subtle satisfaction,
because I love the bloody action
so just calm down, and bitch at me later
and no, you don't need a fuckin translator;
I am here.. love, your fallopian vindicator.
Comments
Keep up the good work you sadistic little whore
I changed 'geographic zone' to 'erogenous zone'