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Pakistani Sex Harness

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited August 2015 in Spurious Generalities
Demonstration video kindly supplied by Afghans

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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    What the flying fuck is that about?!!! They looked like they were having the time of their lives.

    When the Islamic music started I thought they were going to hang the poor thing..
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    Well, at least they didn't fuck the Donkey...... damn
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Slartibartfast wrote: »
    What the flying fuck is that about?!!! They looked like they were having the time of their lives.
    Simple entertainment values for simple minds I guess.... :-(
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    You guys are so insensitive. Those poor Paki mechanics were just trying to get their vehicle on a lift so they could pull it's dipstick and check it's fluids.
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    Darth Beaver wrote: »
    You guys are so insensitive. Those poor Paki mechanics were just trying to get their vehicle on a lift so they could pull it's dipstick and check it's fluids.
    Pretty sure they were going to fuck the Donkey afterwards. ALLAHU AKBAR!
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Dfg wrote: »
    Darth Beaver wrote: »
    You guys are so insensitive. Those poor Paki mechanics were just trying to get their vehicle on a lift so they could pull it's dipstick and check it's fluids.
    Pretty sure they were going to fuck the Donkey afterwards. ALLAHU AKBAR!
    Can you blame them? It was just swinging around all vulnerable, helpless and shit like a cheap westerner whore just begginhg for it I tell you.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Dfg wrote: »
    Darth Beaver wrote: »
    You guys are so insensitive. Those poor Paki mechanics were just trying to get their vehicle on a lift so they could pull it's dipstick and check it's fluids.
    Pretty sure they were going to fuck the Donkey afterwards. ALLAHU AKBAR!
    Can you blame them? It was just swinging around all vulnerable, helpless and shit like a cheap westerner whore just begginhg for it I tell you.

    If someone reads this, please note this content is fiction.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    I'm pretty sure that donkey was already fucked.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Dfg wrote: »
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Dfg wrote: »
    Darth Beaver wrote: »
    You guys are so insensitive. Those poor Paki mechanics were just trying to get their vehicle on a lift so they could pull it's dipstick and check it's fluids.
    Pretty sure they were going to fuck the Donkey afterwards. ALLAHU AKBAR!
    Can you blame them? It was just swinging around all vulnerable, helpless and shit like a cheap westerner whore just begginhg for it I tell you.

    If someone reads this, please note this content is fiction.

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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    I couldn't do it man. If i were there I would have tried to get on top of the donkey and ride it like a tire swing (not in a sexual way).
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    MissingMuse wrote: »
    I couldn't do it man. If i were there I would have tried to get on top of the donkey and ride it like a tire swing (not in a sexual way).
    Dfg would have tapped that goats hairy ass in the hardest sexual way but then he moved to the philippines and discovered girls.

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  • DfgDfg Admin
    bornkiller wrote: »
    MissingMuse wrote: »
    I couldn't do it man. If i were there I would have tried to get on top of the donkey and ride it like a tire swing (not in a sexual way).
    Dfg would have tapped that goats hairy ass in the hardest sexual way but then he moved to the philippines and discovered girls.

    Yes, I did, the glorious pussy.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Dfg wrote: »
    bornkiller wrote: »
    MissingMuse wrote: »
    I couldn't do it man. If i were there I would have tried to get on top of the donkey and ride it like a tire swing (not in a sexual way).
    Dfg would have tapped that goats hairy ass in the hardest sexual way but then he moved to the philippines and discovered girls.

    Yes, I did, the glorious pussy.

    I bet that pussy has that 70's shrubbery thing going on, to help recreate those sexy hairy goats of home though, huh.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Dfg wrote: »
    bornkiller wrote: »
    MissingMuse wrote: »
    I couldn't do it man. If i were there I would have tried to get on top of the donkey and ride it like a tire swing (not in a sexual way).
    Dfg would have tapped that goats hairy ass in the hardest sexual way but then he moved to the philippines and discovered girls.

    Yes, I did, the glorious pussy.

    I bet that pussy has that 70's shrubbery thing going on, to help recreate those sexy hairy goats of home though, huh.
    My ex gf actually had a nice bush.


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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Fuck I can't get the jist of that recipe because she's talking all jabba and shit. I got marsala and I assume that yellow stuff is cumin . Tomatoes, chicken, oil, chillies, lemon juice and water I could comprehend. And I'm thinking the leafy shit is maybe ..... Curry leaves and the bukaki stuff is yogurt ??? Fuck.... I dunno!!! I like indian food so I'd probably like that as well.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Fuck I can't get the jist of that recipe because she's talking all jabba and shit. I got marsala and I assume that yellow stuff is cumin . Tomatoes, chicken, oil, chillies, lemon juice and water I could comprehend. And I'm thinking the leafy shit is maybe ..... Curry leaves and the bukaki stuff is yogurt ??? Fuck.... I dunno!!! I like indian food so I'd probably like that as well.

    Wrong link, my apologies.

    https://imgur.com/a/4c9Po

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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    Good job Dfg. I myself enjoy a bit of bush as well, so long as it isn't an enchanted forest.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    StephenPBarrett wrote: »
    Good job Dfg. I myself enjoy a bit of bush as well, so long as it isn't an enchanted forest.

    I agree, problem with bush is she has problems :(.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Dfg wrote: »
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Fuck I can't get the jist of that recipe because she's talking all jabba and shit. I got marsala and I assume that yellow stuff is cumin . Tomatoes, chicken, oil, chillies, lemon juice and water I could comprehend. And I'm thinking the leafy shit is maybe ..... Curry leaves and the bukaki stuff is yogurt ??? Fuck.... I dunno!!! I like indian food so I'd probably like that as well.

    Wrong link, my apologies.

    https://imgur.com/a/4c9Po

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