Whats your favorite lube?

edited August 2010 in Life
While I would say the best commercially available lubricant is astroglide, often time my partner and I will be in a situation where none is available. I think spit works pretty well, especially phlemb. What have you used in one of those embarresing moments when you forgot the lube?:)

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  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Saliva, precum, etc.
  • edited August 2010
    Thanks for the reply Cloudcat! It seems there are very few that offfer serious answers in this forum, I hope to see more of your responses as time goes on. To be honest though I was hoping to hear some more unusual storries from the members.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, let's see, this one time I used mayonnaise as anal lube.

    No, I'm not joking.
  • edited August 2010
    It seems there are very few that offer serious answers in this forum

    My manufacturer only supplied me with KY.
  • edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    Well, let's see, this one time I used mayonnaise as anal lube.

    No, I'm not joking.

    SWIM used olive oil one time ... :o:o:o:facepalm:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    Oil, Oilve Oil, Vaseline [too thick btw], Lotion. I prefer oil since, it covers my dick every well and I can lube my dick easily and the more you add, the better it gets.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    Oil, Oilve Oil, Vaseline [too thick btw], Lotion. I prefer oil since, it covers my dick every well and I can lube my dick easily and the more you add, the better it gets.

    No one cares about you and your goat....




    I like astro glide also.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    No one cares about you and your goat....




    I like astro glide also.
    Camel, goats are too easy :).
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    Camel, goats are too easy :).

    I'm more of a sheep kind of guy myself.

    You might say that I am sheepish.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    :facepalm: the worst part about this is I haven't been posting a lot lately, it totally looks like this fag is me. Mods should confirm that it's not since I don't suck.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    I checked the IPs; he's not you. Unless you're using a proxy.....but no, his writing style is different from yours. I'm wondering if he's someone's alt or if he simply came from zoklet and assumed a new name. I may do an IP search later if I feel like it.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Not only that but I don't think I've ever used the word 'lube' in everyday conversation, let alone thought about making a thread about it.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    His introductory thread was about how he's a bear, which in the gay community means a hairy mofo (usually with glasses). I hope that's not you.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Man that's the same shit that my introductory thread was about. Wtf is going on here :(

    (no homo)
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Man that's the same shit that my introductory thread was about. Wtf is going on here :(

    (no homo)

    I may have to look closer into this IP thing....
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    So it seems Big Bear has another account. I'm not sure if that's grounds for the banhammer or not.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know why but I naturally assumed I was being trolled. Like BB+(cross) is remarkably similar to BBJ (jesus), too much so for it to be a coincidence I say. Might as well ban the lame troll account and see if he wants to fuck up his rep posting this gay shit on his main. Imo.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    Saliva, precum, oil. I've used butter before but these are all if I have to when there isn't any astroglide left.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know why but I naturally assumed I was being trolled. Like BB+(cross) is remarkably similar to BBJ (jesus), too much so for it to be a coincidence I say. Might as well ban the lame troll account and see if he wants to fuck up his rep posting this gay shit on his main. Imo.

    I made a thread about multiple accounts in M&A. I don't know if it's bannable or not, so I'll wait and see what the supermods/admins have to say.
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