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The Methematician
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" The brief summer Habenar0 spent with the old wise philosopher known to the literated world as The Methematician had also broaden his young, naive mind. Yess, it did broaden his "other" things too, but those sacrifices were nothing compared to the knowledge and wisdom he'd gained. Now every time he looks down into his telescope and as his vision refracted up into the deepst of the cold dark night sky, he sees Goatse.
In every nebulae, every remnants of a super nova, every donut shaped galaxy, especially those populated with lots of red giants, he sees the pink ring of Goatse. And the fact that there lies billion upon billion of stars out there, more numerous than the amount of pixels of his monitor could ever muster .... meant that he can connect any of these immeasurable heavenly light dots into a constellation. Constellation Goatse.
As Habenar0 lies on the arsephalt beside his mentor, both naked under the starshine, he pondered upon his new found perspective, his new weltanschauung. After what his mentor had shown him :
[SFX : skin stretched]
ass-tronomy, arse-trology, asstrophysician, arsetral-projection ... and assssstronauts, they all now have one thing in common ;
ASS. "
-© the methematician.
A summer in the loving arms of the wise old philosopher
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" The brief summer Habenar0 spent with the old wise philosopher known to the literated world as The Methematician had also broaden his young, naive mind. Yess, it did broaden his "other" things too, but those sacrifices were nothing compared to the knowledge and wisdom he'd gained. Now every time he looks down into his telescope and as his vision refracted up into the deepst of the cold dark night sky, he sees Goatse.
In every nebulae, every remnants of a super nova, every donut shaped galaxy, especially those populated with lots of red giants, he sees the pink ring of Goatse. And the fact that there lies billion upon billion of stars out there, more numerous than the amount of pixels of his monitor could ever muster .... meant that he can connect any of these immeasurable heavenly light dots into a constellation. Constellation Goatse.
As Habenar0 lies on the arsephalt beside his mentor, both naked under the starshine, he pondered upon his new found perspective, his new weltanschauung. After what his mentor had shown him :
[SFX : skin stretched]
ass-tronomy, arse-trology, asstrophysician, arsetral-projection ... and assssstronauts, they all now have one thing in common ;
ASS. "
-© the methematician.
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