i think i got caught wanking

blindbatblindbat Regular
edited December 2011 in Life
discuss? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: one of my parents came in through the hall way and my door is open .i had time to put my cock away b4 he came into my room Lol but still think he knows what i was doing.:fap:
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited January 2011
    The only option is to rape her while she sleeps. Film it and put it on here
  • edited January 2011
    This is good, especially as I know you want to fuck your sister. If she knows what you're up to, she undoubtedly walked away thinking about how she missed the opportunity to fuck her brother. You should openly masturbate around her, and see what she does. She might be a little nervous at first, but get an empty house and you'll be able to sneak into her room at night unnoticed, and masturbate into her hand. You could rub your balls all over her face while she sleeps, and you could pull down her panties while the other hand still jacks off over her sleeping, naked body.

    Then you should stick it into her pooper. You don't need lube, girls these days are so horny that they're pre-lubricated.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited January 2011
    Don't worry about it. Most people forget that parents did fap when they were your age. So, they know and understand what you're doing. They might not like it since it's a bit weird but they understand this fact and will give you a bit more room and privacy or if you parents are into incest then expect more encounters in future that will hopefully is Tor blesses your cock turn in an orgy that you will never forget, complete with oiled up toothbrushes and some sleazy anal tongue action.

    And yes, if that happen it's mandatory you write about it and then let us help you film the whole event because it's what a real totsean would do. Remember like you, we have cock [bigger ones] as well and we need to fuel our imaginations to fap harder. Btw, while writing this reply I have imagined your mother to be hot as Marissa miller and she was fingering herself while reading this post and on her bedroom computer. She was secretly hoping that somehow you will share your concern with Totse and that will allow her to strip for Dfg and fuck you like a hooker who just got rich.
  • edited January 2011
    Oh shit, I thought we were talking about your sister, not your mom. Oh well, my previous post applies. Fuck both your sister and your mom.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited January 2011
  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah, definitely been there... :thumbsdown:
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited January 2011
    lol, that video was fuckin weird/cool/funny
  • RolfRolf Regular
    edited January 2011
    The first time, thou shalt probably get a strange look, the fifth time, thou shalt be ignored, the tenth time thou shalt have to share the magazines of thou, the fifteenth time thou shalt get in trouble for staying on the shitter too long, states Rolf.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited January 2011
    My mom had a bad habit of walking in on me. Sometimes I would be passed out in front of my desk completely naked with porn playing on the computer. Eventually I posted a sign on the outside of my bedroom warning people to knock and not just to knock and then enter but wait for a response. This worked until guests came to visit and I had to remove the sign be quad it was sexually explicit.
  • edited January 2011
    The first day I got this computer, the first computer I have actually owned in a dozen years, I was at home with a whiskey bottle in one hand and my dick in the other within a couple of hours. I was settled in and gettin' groovy, and was pretty close to popping my nut when;
    The door to my one room converted hotel room bachelor suite opens and the owner of the place, whom I had never met before, is standing there with a prospective tenant. Spankwire is providing a backdrop of "moaning latina teen gets pounded", and I am so fucking enraged that I don't give two shits if he sees my hardon or what I'm doing. Shame is a distant memory for me, anger on the other hand...

    "":angry:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?:angry:"
    I am standing pantsless, with the chair tipped over behind me, a screaming hardon pointing right at his face. He looks at me, he looks at my dick, so does the dude behind him.
    "I am going to bash your fucking teeth in", and I go for the doorway, fist poised.
    He closes the door and tries to hold it shut, I am so pissed off I rip the knob right off while screaming obcenities. I go for my baseball bat and a pair of pliers to open the door. He is saying something but it's not getting through. I try to open the door but cant, and this gives me a second to cool down and realize I might not want to go to jail today, I just bought a new computer after all.

    "Okay explain yourself, fuckhead". He explains that he is the owner and the occupied list supplied to him by the manager was out of date, and he really sounds very, very, sorry. Things cool down.

    Eventually we became pretty good buds, he was a cool dude, and he got me right tanked one night by way of apology when I met him at the bar.

    That video was a little creepy, the last thing I would have wanted my mom to say if she caught me jacking off is "that felt good didn't it?"

    C/O
    ":fap:coming mother:fap::fap:"
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited January 2011
    Cool story, that sucks by the way.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited January 2011
    I've been caught twice. In 6 or 7th grade, I used to skip school just to wank. My sister ended up come home early. :shame: The other time I had just moved into a new house, and apparently my door's lock didn't work. :mad: Now my mom knocks before she enters my room. Plus, I double check the lock every time. :sad:
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2011
    That post cracked me right up CO.

    My story? Well I was jerking it. 15 years old. My blind is open but that doesn't matter as I am on the 1st floor and nobody could see anyway. Parents out, Sister out as well. Perfect. On goes the porn (dangerdave was my choice back then..)

    About 10 minutes or so into it (judging by the 3 sample videos I was watching at 3 minutes each) I hear this slam. I look out my door. Nothing there. A couple of seconds later I see a shadow and then I look at my window.

    There is my Dad, washing the windows. He decided to leave his car at the garage for it's MOT and walk back. I cannot tell you how much that fucked me up, especially thanks to his creepy stare and wave to me whilst I looked on like a deer in headlights and a cock in my hand. Oh god...even thinking about it makes me cringe :D I closed the blind and finished though. Champ!
  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited January 2011
    I never got caught in the 6 years I've been masturbating until a week ago. I was whacking it and heard my mom comming so I pulled my boxers up and heard a knock, after which she entered without waiting for a reply. So there I was, boner protruding from my boxers, porn on my screen, with my mom in the room. She said "I'm sorry" and left. Shit was awkward, but I've walked in on her giving my dad a blowjob before so its not too big of a deal.
  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited January 2011
    ILTST9 wrote: »
    I never got caught in the 6 years I've been masturbating until a week ago. I was whacking it and heard my mom comming so I pulled my boxers up and heard a knock, after which she entered without waiting for a reply. So there I was, boner protruding from my boxers, porn on my screen, with my mom in the room. She said "I'm sorry" and left. Shit was awkward, but I've walked in on her giving my dad a blowjob before so its not too big of a deal.

    I have met his mom, so this is even more funny to me...

    :hai::hai::hai:
  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited January 2011
    I have been busted fapping a few times.

    One time my grandma walked in as I was smacking a redhead in the face with my dick.

    Now THAT was awkward.
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited January 2011
    My room is a finished basement with a door to the outside and on the door is a tiny little window and one time I was rubbin myself(pre-fap), gettin my self sexed up while watching porn and I look over at my door for some reason and I see my friends face right in the window... Yeah I nig rigged a cover for that window... :facepalm:
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited January 2011
    haha great stories guys. I don't remember ever getting busted. I'm a pretty meticulous fucker, I've only really had close calls where I've quickly pulled up my pants and closed the porn
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited January 2011
    My friend was living with me and my parents for a while. At there house I had a door to my room from outside which I always used instead of the rest of the house. I came home from work one day and tried to open the door to discover it was locked. I immediately got pissed because I never locked that door so I looked into the window on it and saw my friend jerking in MY chair. What really got me angry was the fact that I had to knock on my own fucking door.
  • PhilosoraptorPhilosoraptor Regular
    edited January 2011
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited January 2011
    Lol i was wanking the other day and well i started to think . i was watching robert schimmel and he's talking about wanking off and he goes on and says everytime you wank one out your dead relatives are watching you jerk off.:facepalm: that be so fuked up if it was true.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited January 2011
    I got caught twice by my mother.

    I cursed her out on the second one because as soon as she opened the front door, she bursted in my room. Bitch knew what I was doing. "You happy bitch" was my reply to her "what are you doing?!?!"

    Perv
  • edited January 2011
    One time I was jackin off and my dad just came in my room unannounced. I pulled up my pants and closed the porn in time. He knew what I was doing though. I think I was 15 or something. But then he just started laughing. He then yelled to everyone in the house that he had just caught me "beatin' my meat." That was cool.

    To make it worse, this was a friday evening when my family is usually partying with the neighbors and he told everyone on the street what happened. Everyone thought it was hysterical. I sat in my room and played Counter-Strike all night. I had to deal with drunk people barging in my room and making fun of me for doing something completely natural all night that night. I started locking the door after that and have ever since. Even if I'm alone I lock my door.

    Funny thing is locking the door doesn't work at my house because people get drunk and bust through the doors or pick the locks anyways.

    I was in the bathroom with my laptop one time while my family was having a party. I was into programming so I was actually not masturbating, but in fact learning more about computer nerd things. A bunch of drunk people kicked the door open and the first thing I could think to say was "I'm not masturbating." I'm not sure why I said that. They all just laughed and said SUUURRRE. :facepalm:
  • Mr.HappyMr.Happy Acolyte
    edited February 2011
    I've never been caught. Not once. Not even had any close encounters.

    Either lock your door, jerk off in an empty house - which you know is gonna stay empty - beat it in the shower or whack it late at night/early in the morning when you're not going to be interrupted. Preferably a combination of at least two of those things.

    I do have sympathy for RemadE. You can never expect a parent to pop up at your first-floor window with a sponge just as you whip your dick out. That's harsh.
  • timtim Acolyte
    edited February 2011
    never been caught but i have had close encounters where i'm sure my mom knew what i was doing.. she still busts in the door when she needs to ask me a question or to get me to fix her computer or something even asked that she knocks from now on..

    and if i was actually caught i would not even attempt to put my dick up i would just wave with my left hand and keep on going...... they wont be so quick to bust in after that
  • edited February 2011
    skyclaw441 wrote: »
    Yeah, definitely been there... :thumbsdown:

    lol is this the same faggot that got pwned so hard by alexander224 on zoklet? he's a mod here? wtf u ppl are gay
  • edited February 2011
    lol is this the same faggot that got pwned so hard by alexander224 on zoklet? he's a mod here? wtf u ppl are gay

    Psh. The community voted in our moderators, and everyone gets a fresh start over here. Hell, Spectral was nearly modded until he refused to play by the rules.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    Far as I'm concerned, my room is my private space. I've been caught before, and I made damn sure whoever came in felt like shit for doing so.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited February 2011
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    ^^^ Necromancer.

    That's right. Anyone catches you jerking off? Send some goddamn zombies after them.
  • edited February 2011
    I've never been caught masturbating, but when I was 14 my dad found my dildo and had a talk with me about it :/
  • Mr.HappyMr.Happy Acolyte
    edited February 2011
    when I was 14 my dad found my dildo

    :eek:

    Must've been awkward. Bet he didn't expect that.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited February 2011
    if you haven't been caught, you're not taking enough chances. if it happens u get caught again, look them in the eye and finish like a boss.
  • edited February 2011
    Mr.Happy wrote: »
    :eek:

    Must've been awkward. Bet he didn't expect that.

    Sooooooooo awkward.. Coming from a super strict Christian family, you have no idea. :sad:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I've never been caught masturbating, but when I was 14 my dad found my dildo and had a talk with me about it :/

    Hmm, I wonder if he used the experience as mental fappage?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    did your dad ever have you and your friends

    play with this dildo? Perhaps he had a cam?

    Post?
  • busxbusx Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    I dont know what the problem with being caught is. It's not like you're doing anything wrong!!
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited March 2011
    In my early teens I used to experiment with different ways to jerk off...push 2 pillows together and fuck between them, use a sock, basically try to fuck any inanimate object that had a hole in it that my cock would fit into.

    One day my parents were out, so I locked the door and was looking for something to make me cum. The family cat was asleep on a chair and I got to wondering what it would feel like to rub my cock on its long soft fur (the things that go through a teenage mind!). So I dropped my pants and started rubbing. It felt good and I was soon rock hard and rubbing like a demon while the cat slept....I hadn't even thought so far forward as where I was going to cum!

    Anyway, just as I was getting pretty close, there was a knock on the window and there stood my parents looking at me!! :facepalm: I hadn't heard them try the door and they couldn't unlock it as the key was still in on the inside. To this day I have no recollection of what was said...I think I must have a mental block about it.

    Also in my early teens, I was sat on the back of a public bus and the vibrations got me hard...as do most things at that age. The vibrations continued as the bus drove along and I couldn't stop myself. I jacked off and came in a McDonalds bag that was on the seat next to me. Didn't get caught but I bet a few people caught sight of me as the bus drove past them :fap: :D
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    MrBenn wrote: »
    In my early teens I used to experiment with different ways to jerk off...push 2 pillows together and fuck between them, use a sock, basically try to fuck any inanimate object that had a hole in it that my cock would fit into.

    One day my parents were out, so I locked the door and was looking for something to make me cum. The family cat was asleep on a chair and I got to wondering what it would feel like to rub my cock on its long soft fur (the things that go through a teenage mind!). So I dropped my pants and started rubbing. It felt good and I was soon rock hard and rubbing like a demon while the cat slept....I hadn't even thought so far forward as where I was going to cum!

    Anyway, just as I was getting pretty close, there was a knock on the window and there stood my parents looking at me!! :facepalm: I hadn't heard them try the door and they couldn't unlock it as the key was still in on the inside. To this day I have no recollection of what was said...I think I must have a mental block about it.

    Also in my early teens, I was sat on the back of a public bus and the vibrations got me hard...as do most things at that age. The vibrations continued as the bus drove along and I couldn't stop myself. I jacked off and came in a McDonalds bag that was on the seat next to me. Didn't get caught but I bet a few people caught sight of me as the bus drove past them :fap: :D


    HAHAHAHA dis true?

    fucking gold, please post more!!
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited March 2011
    Every word is true, and I REALLY can't remember what happened when I let my parents in...fuck knows what'll happen to me should that repressed memory ever surface!!
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    MrBenn wrote: »
    Every word is true, and I REALLY can't remember what happened when I let my parents in...fuck knows what'll happen to me should that repressed memory ever surface!!

    lolkk oh ya post pics of ur gf plz
  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    getting caught is the best part
  • MelonMelon New Arrival
    edited October 2011
    Haha, even better awkward when on reading this on the bus laughing & having people inch away :p
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited October 2011
    Hey Melon, thanks for your contribution, but this thread was 7 months old, and doesn't need a bump. :facepalm:
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited October 2011
    What's with new arrivals bumping threads in S&A lately?
  • MelonMelon New Arrival
    edited October 2011
    So then why are you bumping it now? Coulda pmed me dam, now you are no better than me :p

    Oops bump again, thought this was a free speech forum...
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    Melon wrote: »
    So then why are you bumping it now? Coulda pmed me dam, now you are no better than me :p

    Oops bump again, thought this was a free speech forum...

    Burn is not a mod so why would he PM you? Free speech does not mean you get to say anything anywhere on the board. Read the rules and it will all make sense.
  • tycioltyciol Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    blindbat wrote: »
    discuss? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: one of my parents came in through the hall way and my door is open .i had time to put my cock away b4 he came into my room Lol but still think he knows what i was doing.:fap:
    Offer up your pooper to him.
    trx100 wrote: »
    This is good, especially as I know you want to fuck your sister. If she knows what you're up to, she undoubtedly walked away thinking about how she missed the opportunity to fuck her brother. You should openly masturbate around her, and see what she does. She might be a little nervous at first, but get an empty house and you'll be able to sneak into her room at night unnoticed, and masturbate into her hand. You could rub your balls all over her face while she sleeps, and you could pull down her panties while the other hand still jacks off over her sleeping, naked body.

    Then you should stick it into her pooper. You don't need lube, girls these days are so horny that they're pre-lubricated.
    This sounds good but it says parent... we should always quote OP from now on so they can't ninja.
    trx100 wrote: »
    Oh shit, I thought we were talking about your sister, not your mom. Oh well, my previous post applies. Fuck both your sister and your mom.
    It says 'he' now so should he fuck his dad?
    Burn wrote: »
    What's with new arrivals bumping threads in S&A lately?
    What's ironic about this is Melon and I registered before you did, we're just not as active ;)
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited October 2011
    Can this thread be locked? I don't think it needs to be revived.
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