I'm never really one to like a fad, but these guys are quite funny. Simply because Akon does a great job of mocking how shallow and meaningless modern R&B is.
That is fucking great. I feel like that when me and my GF start and the house is quiet, but people come home and we are too involved to care. When we are done and we emerge from the cave and shower then present ourselves to whomever is over she looks a little embarassed (she is REALLY loud), and I totally look like that video. Giggidy, giggidy.
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"I have had more sex in the last 3 months than the last 3 years, this chick is 10 years younger than me and horny as fuck" okay this is not so much a quote as me just bragging like a teenager, fuck, what have I become, I feel like one of those monkeys that hump all the fucking time, hmmm, wonder if she'll blow me this morning?, she likes to do that you know, wake me up by going down on me, beats a fucking alarm clock any day of the damn week, I actually feel my pelvic muscles starting to grow, and I'm actually getting enough practice to get better, I got some grind moves, and I can pound her like a fucking hammer without slipping out, I'm gonna send her mom a video clip of a piledriver with the caption 'this is what I do to your daughter', we're going to the "naughty but nice" sex show this weekend, I want a better vibrating cock ring, she wants some S&M gear, yeah I could do that, maybe a dog collar or something, some handcuffs, tie me up and spank my ass bitch, yeah I can see it going that way, fuck yeah I got laid plenty before this chick, but no one I have ever been with matches the enthusiasm and intensity she has, she fucking texts me dirty messages and then asks me if I showed them to anyone at work, she found midget porn on my computer and got me to lick her out while she watched it, the possibilities are endless, sex is good, I am actually starting to prefer it over getting drunk, I just had sex.
Haha that's great. It's so true too, how crappy and meaningless popular music is these days. The problem is however, that it's the people who love that crappy music who will have this on their Ipods. Irony!
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"I have had more sex in the last 3 months than the last 3 years, this chick is 10 years younger than me and horny as fuck" okay this is not so much a quote as me just bragging like a teenager, fuck, what have I become, I feel like one of those monkeys that hump all the fucking time, hmmm, wonder if she'll blow me this morning?, she likes to do that you know, wake me up by going down on me, beats a fucking alarm clock any day of the damn week, I actually feel my pelvic muscles starting to grow, and I'm actually getting enough practice to get better, I got some grind moves, and I can pound her like a fucking hammer without slipping out, I'm gonna send her mom a video clip of a piledriver with the caption 'this is what I do to your daughter', we're going to the "naughty but nice" sex show this weekend, I want a better vibrating cock ring, she wants some S&M gear, yeah I could do that, maybe a dog collar or something, some handcuffs, tie me up and spank my ass bitch, yeah I can see it going that way, fuck yeah I got laid plenty before this chick, but no one I have ever been with matches the enthusiasm and intensity she has, she fucking texts me dirty messages and then asks me if I showed them to anyone at work, she found midget porn on my computer and got me to lick her out while she watched it, the possibilities are endless, sex is good, I am actually starting to prefer it over getting drunk, I just had sex.
I saw this about a three months ago. Funny stuff.
lol :facepalm: