Vegetarians and Vegans don't exist
RemadE
Global Moderator
After spending so many evenings pacing around my room, plotting world domination, thinking of the Vegan and Vegetarian housemates I live with...it hit me.
Vegetarians and Vegans simply don't exist. Free choice is an illusion. And it's good, for a bit.
So a Vegetarian or Vegan buys a ticket to go abroad. They travel by plane, oh how quaint. What they don't tell you is that to test planes and engines, the testing people must test the engine against a bird strike...so throwing birds through jet engines is paid for partly, by the Vegetarians and Vegans.
Also, give your money to a company who sells "animal friendly" shit, I can guarantee you, that one of the people who profit from the consumer aren't Vegan or Vegetarian, so the hippies buying their shit fund their meat-eating, and rightfully so, habit.
Just a though. Meh.
Vegetarians and Vegans simply don't exist. Free choice is an illusion. And it's good, for a bit.
So a Vegetarian or Vegan buys a ticket to go abroad. They travel by plane, oh how quaint. What they don't tell you is that to test planes and engines, the testing people must test the engine against a bird strike...so throwing birds through jet engines is paid for partly, by the Vegetarians and Vegans.
Also, give your money to a company who sells "animal friendly" shit, I can guarantee you, that one of the people who profit from the consumer aren't Vegan or Vegetarian, so the hippies buying their shit fund their meat-eating, and rightfully so, habit.
Just a though. Meh.
Comments
I don't think killing birds with an airplane has anything to do with it
Same, except I prefer a large porterhouse.
I've always wanted to pitch a nice can of SPAM into the head of some of vegan proselytizers