So I bought a burger at mcdonalds and this SLUT had a seizure

McNugget · February 2011

And I was all like yooo don't get your seizure in my french fries you dirty cum dumpster and she vibrated around on the ground spewing gizz out of her mouth until the mcdonalds manager and some black employee carried her out to the curb. Then I ate my french fries while watching her vibrate all over the parking lot.

Dumpster Slut · February 2011

Don't judge me.

Slartibartfast · February 2011

Maybe it was the food.

Mantikore · February 2011

I was at my sister's graduation and one of the graduates had a seizure. I thought it was pretty funny

Unknown · February 2011

Every time one of my friends had a seizure, I was never there to witness it. I remember being at home watching a movie when a couple friends came over to tell me that someone had fallen off their skateboard and had a seizure on the floor. Some dumbass who was there at the time didn't realize he was having a seizure and kicked him when he was on the ground :facepalm: