I would find some kind of lab where I could do biochemistry and shit like that, figure out how to get the power back on and work all the equipment (might take a while lol), and I would begin to manufacture lots of drugs and start cloning humans so I could revive the human race.
I'd steal a refrigerated truck and drive around collecting the fresh corpses of hot women, then throw them in a giant freezer so I can thaw them out and fuck them later.
I'd steal a refrigerated truck and drive around collecting the fresh corpses of hot women, then throw them in a giant freezer so I can thaw them out and fuck them later.
This^:fap:
Then of course break into every pharmacy I came across. :eek:
No no, we need books even if we don't agree with them. That's what the spanish did to all the Mayan texts. Now we have, I think 3, Mayan texts. We would know so much more if those dumbshit spanish didn't burn all the books.
Detonate some nukes.
Destroy a city with some heavy machinery.
Set fire to a city
Do every drug imaginable
Set fire to a fireworks factory.
Go to the depths of the ocean via submarine.
Set all the zoo animals loose in the cities.
Kill and eat every animal on the endangered species list.
Fill a field with landmines and make a heard of cows stampede over it.
Molotov everything.
Take a sledgehammer to the most expensive cars I can find.
Piss on the most delicate items in the Smithsonian.
Honestly, potential loneliness aside, being the last person on Earth would be pretty sweet.
Also, it brings a smile to my face to see people from the old Temple. see also: Vizier and reference to nucclearrabbit
I'd spend my lonely days high/stoned 24/7. Living off the canned food left in the supermarkets. Probably grow my own plants. I'm a pretty socially withdrawn individual as it is so I don't think the loneliness would affect me too much. Eventually, however, I predict I'd go insane and collect some corpses of hot women up (If they were still in good condition. Perhaps some died in walk-in freezers. If the scenario is quick or instant death of everyone but me), give them names and have a pleasant dinner with them all before the orgy.
i would go find that one place where the have nukes and launch it somewhere KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
Thanks for the wonderful contribution :facepalm:
ROFLMFAO
:thumbsup:++++++++
This^:fap:
Then of course break into every pharmacy I came across. :eek:
No no, we need books even if we don't agree with them. That's what the spanish did to all the Mayan texts. Now we have, I think 3, Mayan texts. We would know so much more if those dumbshit spanish didn't burn all the books.
But the animals are yours dfg.
wow. ROUND 3? lol:thumbsup:
THIS. but i'd go get all of these:thumbsup:
www.realdoll.com/
Fill a field with landmines and make a heard of cows stampede over it.
Molotov everything.
Take a sledgehammer to the most expensive cars I can find.
Piss on the most delicate items in the Smithsonian.
Honestly, potential loneliness aside, being the last person on Earth would be pretty sweet.
Also, it brings a smile to my face to see people from the old Temple. see also: Vizier and reference to nucclearrabbit
This^
Edit: Edited my contribution.