OP, give this a little thought, assuming that you make your play, do the work, and end up at that wonderful moment when she hoists herself up onto your bed and tells you it's time to go, whats your next move? Do you ask her about what she likes, or do you go on instinct? Do you have lube?
I'm just assuming that if things go well, and you get along, you might want to see her again. So you had better think of how you are going to make her happy, a challenge worthy of record, for fucking sure.
OP you should say you were reverse troll-trolling yourself via us. Then say you actually did pork roller-girl and make up a good story to save this thread, because I am thoroughly disappointed. This was so full of potential epically winningness.
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With diapers and catheters. At least that is how they did it in the nursing home I used to work in.
It'll work for the OP
On a slightly different note, surprise buttseckz?
Most definitely. If he bangs her this could be a legendary totse event.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahah!:hai::hai::hai::hai::hai::hai::hai::hai::fap:
I'm just assuming that if things go well, and you get along, you might want to see her again. So you had better think of how you are going to make her happy, a challenge worthy of record, for fucking sure.
I smell a troll in the making.
I don't think she would lie knowing I'll meet her.
Date is in 2 hrs. wish me luk guise
git sum
bring back pix
iWin!!!
you fail actually. you know how epic that wouldve been if it were real?
Now you just look like a moron
this. you disappoint. now go redeem yourself and make this thread win.
That was possibly the worst trolling attempt I've ever seen.
Failure. This wasn't trolling at all.
I think there is too much detail in the first few posts, I suspect a chickening of the out variety.