Inmate hid 30 items in his ass, & not just drugs.

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
A man bag . :rolleyes:

A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he had hidden in his rectum as he stood before the judge. The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.
According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.
He is being held there without bail.

Not much else to read but here's the source anyways.

Comments

  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited February 2011
    And partridge in pear tree:D
    How the hell could anyone walk around with that much stuff in their ass?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    If you never been to jail you wouldnt understand

    Y he decided to shove all these contents in his bum.

    If you got away with that he would have been the shit in

    Jail
  • edited February 2011
    That's pretty crazy, I love how he managed to put a syringe up there! I don't think I'd trust that in my anus.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    If you never been to jail you wouldnt understand

    Y he decided to shove all these contents in his bum.

    If you got away with that he would have been the shit in

    Jail

    The pills & the syringe, hell yeah! In our jails your allowed cigarettes, a lighter & you can request lip balm from medical. However, you weren't allowed those items in the police cells. :(
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited February 2011
    I understand everything but the receipt and the coupon...
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited February 2011
    Lol he's gonna get ass raped in prison if they found out how loose his arse is
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    Did he stick the pills in the chapstick case?
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited February 2011
    I understand everything but the receipt and the coupon...

    There are several uses for paper other than writing on it. If he had a syringe he probably wanted to shoot something. If it was on of those pills he'd want paper to crush it on. Also when I was incarcerated we used receipts to roll cigarettes.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Did he stick the pills in the chapstick case?
    Actually, that's a good point. He probably was using it for storage. :confused:
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited February 2011
    There are several uses for paper other than writing on it. If he had a syringe he probably wanted to shoot something. If it was on of those pills he'd want paper to crush it on. Also when I was incarcerated we used receipts to roll cigarettes.

    oh.
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited February 2011
    I regret not stuffing a mp3 player and batteries up my ass when I went in. Hiding it in the cell would be the hard part though. Maybe in a hollowed out tube of toilet paper or something.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    How did he get that cigarette in there with out breaking it? :confused:
    Chapstick case.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    If you never been to jail you wouldnt understand

    Y he decided to shove all these contents in his bum.

    If you got away with that he would have been the shit in

    Jail

    And for a little tmi

    before going to court, when I knew I was going to jail. I have stuffed tobacco weed and bic lighters up there before.

    A tiny little toothpick of a cigarette can get you from $5-10 worth of stuff. Weed 2x that. and a bic light can get you $20-25.

    When you know you'll have nothing, trust me, it's worth it.

    And no, with that kind of pull, no one is going to fuck (with) you. Well the niggers might, but you'll have people backing you, pretty much everyone who isn't black.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    I regret not stuffing a mp3 player and batteries up my ass when I went in. Hiding it in the cell would be the hard part though. Maybe in a hollowed out tube of toilet paper or something.

    and batteries aren't a bad idea, if you don't feel like stuffing more. 2 batteries AAA or AA doesn't matter and 2 razorblades (you don't have to rim those they have them there) you can make a fire. As in light smokes.


    I guess everyone forgot about HTS_Noob highlighter thing eh?
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited February 2011
    Also when I was incarcerated we used receipts to roll cigarettes.

    Yum bisphenol A, a synthetic estrogen.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    Nigga please post-it-flag-highlighters.jpg

    P.S. I wouldn't full size it, its huge, just how HTS_Noob liked it

    HAHAHA The good ol' days.
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited February 2011
    he would have been the shit in jail...yea?
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