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Fucking Hell, Not Again

DfgDfg Admin
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I need to fap, anyway, looks like my Internet is being a whorish cunt again. IT drops off after few minutes and I can't really download or browse anything. I am thinking of just taking my dick out and fap to some locally stored porn and then sleep early and wake up way early and do some workout. Btw during writing this small yet informative post my ADSL link went down three times. I have to relogin each time the link goes down because I get a new IP. I fucking hate my ISP.


Also, this one para per post rule is pretty handy. It sort of forces you to write more and be more detailed about things. I am going to start adding a bit of flavor to my replies like, I would define the environment I am in and etc.
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  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited March 2011
    Use dvd's and porn mags like they did in teh old days.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    You mean your not going to

    rape little girls today?
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited March 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    You mean your not going to

    rape little girls today?

    Why do you always

    include unnecessary

    carriage returns when you

    type something?
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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited March 2011
    Must be the

    big hairy dick

    of his.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited March 2011
    That's terrible news man. I remember when I was on some shitty 5 mb/s connection and the usual lag spikes would occur, preventing the video to buffer completely. So I would be watching some lesbian foreplay and as soon as she is about to remove her blouse, D/C! Thank god I made the switch. Don't resort to fapping to still images, it's weird and dumb. It's like watching some 720p res porno on an iPhone 2g.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited March 2011
    I need to upgrade to a new 2-3TB external.

    A) So I can finally set up a backup initiative to coincide with my RAID0 Array.

    B) To set up a Virtual Encrypted Container to store all my download pr0n from Motherless.

    C) So I can use my current 500GB external as my sole porn drive. I'm getting tired of deleting shit to make room for more warez and then losing the horny moment by having to go redownload the shit I know will get my rocks off.
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    You mean your not going to

    rape little girls today?

    He rapes cats and camels not little girls:o:o:o
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    I have HD porn which is updated weekly thanks to Raven. Btw reddit.com is down and I just finished californication episode 10 and it was awesome. Plus, I did jerk off to some quality porn. Anyway, going to rest now. FUCK THE WEATHER!
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  • busxbusx Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    I have HD porn which is updated weekly thanks to Raven. Btw reddit.com is down and I just finished californication episode 10 and it was awesome. Plus, I did jerk off to some quality porn. Anyway, going to rest now. FUCK THE WEATHER!

    Life is good when you have HD porn, californication, and succesful fappage.
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  • SeitzySeitzy Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    I've had serious problems with this too, I empathize with you man. : /
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  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    You can use your phone
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Katzenklavier wrote: »
    Why do you always

    include unnecessary

    carriage returns when you

    type something?

    Cuase its the internet and i

    Could do whatever the fuck

    I

    want.

    So suck my balls
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    I have to relogin each time the link goes down because I get a new IP. I fucking hate my ISP.

    I know exactly how you feel dude. My ISP hasn't been so bad lately, but when they're bad... They're terrible. I used to be re-logging in every 5 minutes or so, just because they put me offline all the fucking time and I was assigned a new IP! :facepalm:
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