Today...

BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Im going to the Zoo with my kiddo.

Then to chuckie cheese.

FTW!

Comments

  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    You have kids?

    pics?
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    let me get this straight, you've gotten laid? or is that your bit to attract other MILFs?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    Reminds me of "Big Daddy" when he gets the kid to chat to the woman in the park ;)
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited March 2011
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.
  • edited March 2011
    nameless1 wrote: »
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.

    This guy started a serious thread about his poor child and how a day at the zoo would redeem his lack of parental affection and you hijack the thread with inane comments about wanking :facepalm:
    Btw what make of hair conditioner did you use, I usually use hair spray as it makes my dick stand up taller and harder, I use a female hair spray as that to me is far kinkier and makes my todger smell nicer after the event !
    Any thoughts ?
  • edited March 2011
    Today I went to get a huge meal with my Girlfriend. I ordered turkey and beef, freshly cooked, carved onto a plate there and then. I added the rest of my food to the plate, smothered it all in gravy, and ate the shit out of it. It was a really good meal to be honest, and the price was low as well. We then went back to her place, fell asleep while watching a movie, and then I went home about 3 hours ago.

    Good day :thumbsup:
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited March 2011
    Today, is my 20th birthday.

    I'm going to drink like crazy in my dorm room!

    Drunkenness ftw!
  • edited March 2011
    ^ Holy shit, haven't seen you in a while! Welcome back :D And happy birthday, of course.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    ^ Holy shit, haven't seen you in a while! Welcome back :D And happy birthday, of course.

    Hahaha thanks man! I've been super busy with school and shit lately I haven't had much of a chance to get on here.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    You have kids?

    pics?

    Yes, just one.....And fuck that No pic of my kid on the net!
    let me get this straight, you've gotten laid? or is that your bit to attract other MILFs?

    i kinda just threw my semen inside when she was sleep :(
    RemadE wrote: »
    Reminds me of "Big Daddy" when he gets the kid to chat to the woman in the park ;)

    I cant wait for my boy to be that age so i can try that method
    nameless1 wrote: »
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.

    yes, i jerked off in a Condom once....i was 15

    I only time i used a condom ;)
    Today, is my 20th birthday.

    I'm going to drink like crazy in my dorm room!

    Drunkenness ftw!

    happy bday hommie....


    Ok its all over....

    and FUCK SA zoo!

    time to party@!
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    today,

    I am going to play poker all day.

    Nothing really different i do the same thing day in day out.

    :(

    I need a new hobby...
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    Today,
    I didn't jog because it was raining.
    I created new threads,
    Added new mods,
    Felt good about myself,
    Made up my mind about my future.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    Today I ate a ham and american cheese samich with honey mustard.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited March 2011
    today ,
    i jerked my cock till thrilling climax :fap:, now watching the pacific.
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