Paul Moran hatched a scheme to get rich quick by turning his own feces into gold, according to authorities in Northern Ireland. But like King Midas himself, Moran might have flushed his life down the drain in pursuit of his golden dreams.
Moran's attempts at alchemy crossed the line into arson when he set his apartment on fire after placing his feces on an electric heater, according to
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They omitted the most pertinent fact. He's Irish!
The audience was in ore.
Seriously though, who in their right mind would think superheated shit would turn into gold?
Just like the old saying: You can paint a piece of shit, but it's a still a piece of shit.