i got a boner at work the other day

zerozerozerozero Acolyte
edited July 2010 in Life
cause these 2 hot chicks with huge tits where silently flirting with me. i got totaly zoned out. i wanted to fuck them/one of them so bad. they wanted it too, i could tell.

i need to get laid.

Comments

  • edited July 2010
    i need to get laid.

    This.

    Invite them to your van, bound and gag them (with your dick, of course), and have a nice time.
  • Dr. AwkwardDr. Awkward Regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate getting boners at work. I work in a swimsuit.
  • zerozerozerozero Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    luckily i had my shirt untucked at the moment. shortly after i was told to tuck my shirt in. good timing i guess.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fap in the bathroom while on the clock.
  • zerozerozerozero Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    why would i do that? i dont want to fap i want to fuck, son.

    plus this guy i work with is guilty of doing that im pretty sure and he's a wierd ass mother fucker who no one really likes.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Getting paid to fap is excellent. If you want to fuck them, don't get a boner at work. Invite them for drinks, take them home, put them over your knees, spank them, and then fuck.
  • NumberjumboNumberjumbo Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fanglekai's obviously experienced in this area; listen to him if you want to get laid.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Women want to be spanked. If you remember this and treat women in a subservient way, you will get laid.
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