Wheels for your ipad

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited October 2012 in Tech & Games
WOW! What a dumb fucking idea for 2K. It could literally take vid conferencing to a whole new level of stupidity. And it would have many other stupid uses. :facepalm:

Watch teh vid!
http://www.doublerobotics.com/

Double is the simplest, most elegant way to be somewhere else in the world without flying there. The minimalist design and intuitive touchscreen controls allow you to freely move around without inconveniencing others. You can stay at eye level, whether sitting or standing, by adjusting your height remotely, which makes conversations fluid and real. Retractable kickstands will automatically deploy to conserve power when you are not moving around. Efficient motors and lightweight design give Double the ability to last all day without recharging the battery.

Comments

  • MarineBoatMarineBoat Regular
    edited October 2012
    That's really not a bad idea.

    How else can you have a retina-quality vagina-on-a-stick closeup roll through down the sidewalk?

    Maybe even program it to knock people on the head, tip over some midgets, fling your ipad into the fireplace.. You could probably even have it roll up to the dinner table playing a video of someone urinating! What better way to entertain your guests?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2012
    It would also open up a whole new field of office hijinks. For instance one could sneak up from behind, place masking tape over the lens, rendering the remote employee blind. Or the remote employee could use the unit to serendipitously snap upskirt shots of the office hotties. The office gossips could take their eavesdropping to en entire new level. Think about it, drivers on the road don't notice motorcycles as much as other cars. Why is that? Because people are more aware of things that are like them. Have you ever gone frm owning a car to owning a truck or vice versa? Do you recall how when you first started driving the truck all of a sudden it seemed like there were a lot more trucks on the road than you usually noticed. Or if you go from say a white car to a red car, suddenly you notice many more reds cars as you re driving about. What i am getting at is these machines would not be thought of in the same terms as an onsite "bio-worker". They would in part be thought of on the subconscious level as office equipment not unlike a copier or a fax machine. People would be more inclined to say something let something slip in the presence of one of these as they shared something in confidence with a fellow bio-worker. Nosey operators of these could use that psychology along with some good old fashion sneakiness to nose about for gossip or even information that could be used for possible unfair leverage and or damage. I am not sure where I stand on this though to be honest.

    *EDIT* @MarinBoat: The image you helped to create in my minds eye of one of those rolling up to a formal dining table complete with fine china, lead crystal, and pompous diners playing this following video full screen actually created a spontaneous audible chuckle.

    http://videarn.com/video.php?id=1874068
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited October 2012
    It would also open up a whole new field of office hijinks. For instance one could sneak up from behind, place masking tape over the lens, rendering the remote employee blind.
    LoL! :D ^^^
Sign In or Register to comment.