http://www.doublerobotics.com/
Double is the simplest, most elegant way to be somewhere else in the world without flying there. The minimalist design and intuitive touchscreen controls allow you to freely move around without inconveniencing others. You can stay at eye level, whether sitting or standing, by adjusting your height remotely, which makes conversations fluid and real. Retractable kickstands will automatically deploy to conserve power when you are not moving around. Efficient motors and lightweight design give Double the ability to last all day without recharging the battery.
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How else can you have a retina-quality vagina-on-a-stick closeup roll through down the sidewalk?
Maybe even program it to knock people on the head, tip over some midgets, fling your ipad into the fireplace.. You could probably even have it roll up to the dinner table playing a video of someone urinating! What better way to entertain your guests?
*EDIT* @MarinBoat: The image you helped to create in my minds eye of one of those rolling up to a formal dining table complete with fine china, lead crystal, and pompous diners playing this following video full screen actually created a spontaneous audible chuckle.
http://videarn.com/video.php?id=1874068