How did you play "hookie"
StephenPBarrett
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When I was a senior in highschool I skipped every first of the month. One teacher caught on but she didn't care, in fact she asked if I'd like the lesson plan for that day since she knew I wouldn't be there.
This one time my mother's dog killed itself by knocking one of those LOTR goblets off the top of my high-stacking shelf. The shelf was beside the bunk-bed my brother and I shared (I got top bunk, being older ftw). The goblet crushed her skull. I woke up to my brother and mom crying about it, pretended to be asleep for a minute while I devised a plan. I "woke up" and "found out" and started "crying" hysterically. I took the goblet outside and smashed it. Mom let me stay home from school because I was so emotional. I'd like to thank the academy.
This one time my mother's dog killed itself by knocking one of those LOTR goblets off the top of my high-stacking shelf. The shelf was beside the bunk-bed my brother and I shared (I got top bunk, being older ftw). The goblet crushed her skull. I woke up to my brother and mom crying about it, pretended to be asleep for a minute while I devised a plan. I "woke up" and "found out" and started "crying" hysterically. I took the goblet outside and smashed it. Mom let me stay home from school because I was so emotional. I'd like to thank the academy.
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also I would sometimes just walk out of school with friends then come back at the end of the day to catch the bus... sometimes I would just walk home which was about 4 hours.
I usually just legit played hookie though. Excuses are too much work, I'll take the punishment. One time I ditched and was hanging out at a buddies house far away from mine. The old trusty high school drop out friend whose parents work all day providing a sanctuary for pot smoking, napping, eating, playing video games etc. all day while ditching school. I was outside having a cigarette and my parents just happened to be walking the dog down his street that day. :facepalm:
I've grown up now though :rolleyes:
This
Well first you get a deck of cards
A chinese prostitute
A pail of ice
Some granola
Honey
Cum of an alaskan elk
you can figure out the rest.
No I always just played headache. Pathetic I know but it worked every single time.
Explains how you got so smart. :eek:
Skills worth having.
They didn't even question me, just accepted it.
Then at college I spent quite a lot of the time at the park getting high. The park is directly opposite the college, and you could see into it from the 3rd+ floor of college, see everyone rolling joints and drinking.
They didn't do shit about that either.
It was awesome :cool:
Head boy, and a lazy $2k scholarship at the end of my final year (cash cheque) highschool was a fucken breeze (I actually failed entirely in terms of academics, but it was a good time)
And I could pretty much show up whenever I felt like it.
And eventually that, 'til I was old enough to drop out.
I did a LOT of that in HS.
but i was an mmo nerd and id ditch to play video games :rolleyes:
so no, not a cool story at all.
I only WISH I'd been playing hookie, but I missed more than have my whole high school experience. Hopefully, I'll be making the most of this last year, and not missing too much, because honestly, I love my high school. It's amazing. Can't think of anywhere I'd rather be, to tell you the truth. Except St. Augustine. But... St. Augustine is kind of far away. So high school is good.
Don't regret a fucking second of it. I mean, I could be at uni now like a little study-fag, but instead I've had a hell of a good time.