Pissed on an ATM (hypothetical scenario)
parachristian teenager
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SWIM drank about 10 beers last night and decided to make a 3am Del Taco run. On the way there, SWIM realized that he didn't have any cash and parked at a walk-up ATM to withdraw a $20. SWIM had to piss pretty bad and (hypothetically) he impulsively decided to piss all over/around the ATM so he wouldn't have to pull off on a sidestreet or hold it until he got home.
About an hour ago, SWIM remembered this and realized he pissed in full view of bank cameras like the drunk-ass fucking idiot he was/is and that his car/license plate was also likely caught on camera.
Hypothetically, can SWIM be charged with anything here? Vandalism, destruction of property? Indecent exposure? Would law enforcement even be contacted, and if so, would they bother to investigate? SWIM definitely hypothetically sprayed the screen and number pad but didn't, like, totally soak it. SWIM is considering driving back to see if the machine is still operational, but is worried that the alleged crime scene may be watched by law enforcement officials or bank security.
Thanks in advance.
About an hour ago, SWIM remembered this and realized he pissed in full view of bank cameras like the drunk-ass fucking idiot he was/is and that his car/license plate was also likely caught on camera.
Hypothetically, can SWIM be charged with anything here? Vandalism, destruction of property? Indecent exposure? Would law enforcement even be contacted, and if so, would they bother to investigate? SWIM definitely hypothetically sprayed the screen and number pad but didn't, like, totally soak it. SWIM is considering driving back to see if the machine is still operational, but is worried that the alleged crime scene may be watched by law enforcement officials or bank security.
Thanks in advance.
Comments
All of the above.
This. Also, learn some moderation.
There welded and bolted into the wall. Theres really no sturdey place to attach a chain too. Plus there is ink and a gps inside the machine.
Ink is permanent. Any inked bills are worthless. ATM's are not a good target. IMHO. But there was an article about scimming you might for. It might be on Zoklet, if you can find it bring it over here.
I chalk this one up to serious time.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, But used strategically it's sure as fuck a great back up.
Just suck it up lol and apologize to the manager in front of an audience. I have seen a few cop show where someone who was just pissing outside a store in the back on the grass was chased, tasered, and beaten the shit out of just for something so miniscule lol.
Just stay away from that place. If interrogated, deny everything and claim you were under alcoholic influence and offer to pay for repairs and damage. Try to act surprised and embarrassed. The urine oughta be evaporated and the smell shouldn't be too much to handle.
Someone would just think a hobo used the ATM and cuddled against it?
good luck finding
Just forget about it, most likely nothing will come from it.