Help me convince a friend that Mac's suck

My friend is about to blow a whole load of money on a Mac, because "they don't get viruses and they're just better than PC's".

He wont take my word for it when I tell him that they are a waste of money, and you're paying for the brand rather than the hardware/software that comes with them. After all, you can buy a fucking awesome PC for half the money you'd spend on a Mac.

So, any help on convincing him otherwise? I plan on showing him this thread if it gets a good response.
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  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited July 2010
    If he's worried about viruses, tell him to use linux....or just get one of the many free anti-virus programs out there for windows.
  • edited July 2010
    I'm not sure it's just the viruses. I think he's been brainwashed by that movement which states that Mac's are unbelievably better than PC's, because they look shiny and have a cool (retarded) looking GUI.
  • JackJack Regular
    edited July 2010
    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-9808489-37.html

    Also tell him he can get pretty much the same effect (less malware + can't run any mainstream software + geek/douche points) by running Linux
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited July 2010
    Jack wrote: »
    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-9808489-37.html

    Also tell him he can get pretty much the same effect (less malware + can't run any mainstream software + geek/douche points) by running Linux

    Also mention him not having to spend $2000 by using linux.
  • edited July 2010
    This is brilliant, keep them coming :D
  • JackJack Regular
    edited July 2010
    I think the best combination would be to force him to face the fact that he only wants a Mac because he's a shallow crowd-following douche, and that if he were really focused on usability and relatively good security he would just install Linux Mint or Ubuntu or something on his existing machine. Has he even offered any technical reasons for wanting a Mac? If no, all he's thinking is OOH SHINY.

    "They don't get viruses" isn't a technical reason. It's bullshit blind-faith Mac-fag rhetoric, only included because the companion statement of "just better than PCs all-around" doesn't really stand on its own without a qualification like "they don't get viruses". And, as said before, since Macs are now just x86 machines with a different OS, there isn't even a hardware advantage.

    See if there's anything interesting here: http://www.google.com/search?q=why+macs+suck
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Tell him macs are fucking awesome.

    That their 27" fucking rocks and do their specs.

    Tell him it might be overpriced for lower middle class people.

    Tell him about the number of glitches and bugs it has compared to Windows too.
  • edited July 2010

    LOL, that's awesome. I'll link him to that as well as this thread for maximum lulz.
  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited July 2010
    There is no way to convince a Mac user or potential user they suck ass. They are usually stuck on Macs like a crack whore on the crack pipe.

    Fuckin' LOL at themacuser.org
  • PsyntheticPsynthetic Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Tell him macs are fucking awesome.

    That their 27" fucking rocks and do their specs.

    Tell him it might be overpriced for lower middle class people.

    Tell him about the number of glitches and bugs it has compared to Windows too.

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  • PsyntheticPsynthetic Regular
    edited July 2010
    And I don't know where you mother fuckers get off acting like all mac users are just computer illiterate morons who choose aesthetics over functionality. I used windows for 10 years of my life before I got a mac. I've only used mac for 2 years and there's not a question in my mind which is better. It has better features. Just the little things like how you take screen shots, how you scroll on pages, how you can have many spaces, how you can view every window you have opened at once, and much more that I can't even think of because it's just become normal to me. It makes everything a lot easier. On top of that I've never had one virus or pop up, and my shit still runs as fast as the day I bought it. And yes, I like the way it looks too. Maybe it is overpriced, that doesn't mean it isn't better.

    As far as I'm concerned all you windows fagz are either poor or working for windows.

    *prepares to get attacked by a bunch of poor nerds*
  • edited July 2010
    Mac computers aren't as shitty and horrible people say they are.

    I swore off of mac after both of the Macs in my house broke (They would shut down inexplicably, the mac "geniuses" didn't know what to do. After a while, they just stopped turning on) within about a month of each other.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    To add on what Psynthetic said, all of you who don't even own an iMac or macbook, shouldn't even deserve the right to judge. I've been an avid windows user for 12 years and I love it. Sure it has its quirks and glitches, but it's a great OS and the variety of brands and easiness of upgrade is awesome. But OSX is just different. Put aside the gui, performance, types of programs like fontcase and many more just make it equally great as windows.

    Don't get butthurt about it being gorgeous, because it is. It's aluminum-finished matte and smoothness will put to shame your fiberglass-blackcoated chassis.

    But it's not aesthetics that make it great, it's its functionality.

    Yeah they're pricey [rage on faggots] and sure you can't just unscrew it and change it's video card or upgrade it's power supply, but that doesn't mean it's limited. iMacs are awesome.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I have an iMac G5 with a PPC processor from '04. I'm amazed at how fast it is given its age. Of course I doubled the RAM to 2gb (wow!) and popped in a WD Caviar Black 640gb drive (one of their fastest at the time, supposedly). It rarely freezes up, never has to be restarted from problems, doesn't get viruses or anything. It's a great machine, but it's not a machine for gaming. It's fantastic for basic computing tasks, writing essays, etc.

    That being said, it had faulty capacitors and I had to get the power supply fixed under warranty. Apple actually extended that warranty for 3 years. I was like holy shit. If they hadn't, I would have hated them forever. Mine took about 2 years for any problem to arise. It would suddenly shut off while it was sleeping. I got the bad capacitors (power supply I think was where they were) replaced for free.

    Now, the downside is that it was fucking expensive. It's also old technology at this point (single core processor, DDR RAM). But during the time I used it, I really loved it for what it was: a computer that aside from the one issue worked without problems the entire time I owned it.

    That being said, I don't use it much anymore because my laptop has a Core i5, 4 gb DDR3 and a blu-ray optical drive. My laptop is a hell of a lot faster for video encoding, burning dvds, etc. My iMac doesn't handle flash video very well. It hates youtube (that old single core processor is the problem I think). The other thing is that my iMac runs hot as fuck. It idles at 61C. I need to apply thermal paste but I haven't found any guides on how to do it (I can remove most of the stuff, but I can't figure out how to remove the optical drive.)

    Windows and OS X have their strong points and weak points. MS and Apple make good products. The question is wtf do you want to do with your computer? Do you want to game? Get windows. Do you want to not dick around with AV/anti-malware, etc. and are you willing to pay 2x as much for that luxury? Get a mac.

    They are not the end all be all. My laptop with windows uses Avira free antivirus, malwarebytes, spybot s&d, ad-aware, comodo internet security (firewall) and I have to scan with all this shit every so often. I use firefox and addons with it to make my laptop more secure. If you do these things and avoid stupid ass websites, you will never have any issues. I have not seen BSOD on windows 7. I have yet to have any huge issue on either vista or 7. I do some basic video encoding here and there, but most of the time I'm watching videos or browsing the web. I don't need a $2000 computer to do that. My $500 laptop does that just fine.

    Apple's stuff is overpriced. That's a given. They're using the intel-based hardware now so they're closer to PCs than they were when I bought my PPC iMac. There's not much reason to buy a Mac unless you have the cash, don't game, and don't care that you're overpaying. Buy what you want.

    My overall opinion is that yes, Apple's shit is overpriced. I do love my iMac though, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't. I got a lot of good use out of it. Their laptops, however, are another story. They get too fucking hot, even hotter than my iMac. I would never buy a MBP or Macbook. I think they're shitty. I could buy a $500 every year for 4 years or one $2000 MBP. No contest, I'll take the new laptop every year instead.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Tell him that when you get a virus it's about 10,000,000 times worse than the virus's that are on windows. Tell him that they're over priced pieces of shit and that you can't update any of the hardware. Tell him that there is an OS that's completely free that can do everything and more than what a mac can do called linux and it looks exactly the same.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    OO. Is there a OSX skin for linux I don't know about?
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Tell him he'll become a pretentious fuck if he buys a mac.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ok so I didn't feel like reading all the posts but I went to school with icee weiner for computer for awhile and this was actually a huge topic in our class one day. Yes macs are nice and yes there is less viruses on them because less have been made, but the ones for pc just cause some issues easily fixed. You get a virus on a mac and 80% of the time you have to call a techie. Pc is cheaper more efficient and smoother. Macs yes waste a little less space because of the all in one but you can do that on pc's now too. Also without viruses macs crash. They crash offten for no reason. They have an over cpu clock in them so if the cpu clock goes to high it shuts off. They are pussies. I have much more I could say but I really don't feel like going into to much depth when I'm on my tiny assed phone.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited July 2010
    You know, I was able to get a top of the line mac for free a couple years ago after my windows broke down, and, ultimately, I ended up hating it. In fact, I became an avid anti-mac supporter.

    But I've just recently switched back to Windows (7, to be precise), and it is total shit. I realize now that the only reason I didn't like the mac in the first place was because it was hard to settle in and get used to the entirely new software and such after using windows my whole life.

    I can see that my mac was easier to navigate, faster, could run for smoother for longer, was less buggy, and basically superior in every way to what I'm using now. And it's not a hardware issue, believe me. I did like what you're suggesting to your friend and I spent half what I would have spent on a mac to make this thing, and for the price, it's got a lot of value in it. But the fact is, I would have payed the extra money back then if I had realized that I was seriously taking that mac for granted and that windows, in fact, sucks shit.

    I haven't tried many other operating systems or brands, but in my experience, mac wins over windows almost every time.
  • JackJack Regular
    edited July 2010
    OO. Is there a OSX skin for linux I don't know about?

    Probably - at least you can make KDE look like Mac

    http://linuxhelp.blogspot.com/2006/07/transforming-kde-to-look-like-mac-osx.html
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    The most annoying thing is paying for it. The second most annoying is getting used to it. Then it's not that bad. If you don't game, it's really not a bad choice.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited July 2010
    I own a laptop with Windows 7 on it and my charger recently died so I've been using my brothers MacBook. Honestly, I like them both and don't really see any major differences. Other than the MacBooks touch pad with it's cool little features that you can do with 2 fingers 3 fingers 4 fingers whatever. I'm not leaning towards Mac or Windows, they're both cool IMO.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I always say fuck touchpads. I don't want to do anything other than click and move the pointer around. I use a mouse 90% of the time on my laptop anyway so touchpads for me at least are a non issue.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    I always say fuck touchpads. I don't want to do anything other than click and move the pointer around. I use a mouse 90% of the time on my laptop anyway so touchpads for me at least are a non issue.

    Ahhh the mouse. He has a MagicMouse which was pretty fucking weird until I got used to it. But herein lies the first real problem I've seen with the MacBook. Out of fucking nowhere one day all of the bluetooth drives just disappeared, and now any bluetooth devices will not work with the laptop. I googled around and it seems to be a pretty common problem among Mac users, however I could not find any surefire solutions.
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    They cost more and do less.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    The only reason I'd get one is for the 9-hour battery life. Because holy fuck, nine hours.
  • edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    The only reason I'd get one is for the 9-hour battery life. Because holy fuck, nine hours.

    Jesus, seriously? To be honest, I wouldn't use a laptop away from a power supply for that long. But I'm impressed.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    Jesus, seriously? To be honest, I wouldn't use a laptop away from a power supply for that long. But I'm impressed.

    Considering my laptop has about a 30-minute battery, I consider it a godsend. I absolutely hate the Mac OS, but I would probably just run Boot Camp and use Windows 7.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Ok so I didn't feel like reading all the posts but I went to school with icee weiner for computer for awhile and this was actually a huge topic in our class one day. Yes macs are nice and yes there is less viruses on them because less have been made, but the ones for pc just cause some issues easily fixed. You get a virus on a mac and 1. 80% of the time you have to call a techie. 2. Pc is cheaper more efficient and smoother. Macs yes waste a little less space because of the all in one but you can do that on pc's now too. 3. Also without viruses macs crash. They crash offten for no reason. They have an over cpu clock in them so if the cpu clock goes to high it shuts off. 4. They are pussies. I have much more I could say but I really don't feel like going into to much depth when I'm on my tiny assed phone.

    1. If you're retarded and don't know shit about virus removals, then yes.

    2. How are macs less efficient that PCs? Especially in video editing and graphic designing?

    3. Reread what you wrote.

    4. ?
  • edited July 2010
    Yeah, the battery on mine is actually terrible. 9 hours is insane!
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    Jack wrote: »

    I did something similar last night. Not a complete transformation, but I need to take baby steps when changing styles. I can't go from high contrast black to shiny ass mac just like that, you dig?
  • BaconPieBaconPie Regular
    edited July 2010
    It's 2010, if you still get viruses then you're a fucking moron and should stop downloading dog porn from shady internet sites put together by four year olds. The whole virus argument is debunked (at least for the consumer, which the laptop, and OS, is aimed at), get with the fucking times.

    OSX has native support for ISO images, RAW camera images (digital negatives), a bash shell, X11 support and native support for workspaces. It's system search is also a bajillion times better than Windows', it runs practically silent (except the CD and HDD) and the little magnetic charger is something everyone should do. On top of that everything is consistent (programs look alike).

    It just costs too much.

    Name some things that Windows does better.
    Not including gaming, most game developers stay exclusive to Microsoft due to contract ties. Blizzard (and now Valve) develop for both platforms.

    The only arguments I've seen have been "lol, macs a rubbish because their users eat shit olololololololololol i made a funyu!12 oll"
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    BaconPie wrote: »
    Name some things that Windows does better.

    Customization.
    [/thread]
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Again the question is: what are you going to use the computer for? If you want to deal with RAW images and whatnot, get a mac. If you don't want to spend $2k get a windows-based pc. If you want to be geeky and use linux, get mint or ubuntu. Voila.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Customization.
    [/thread]

    Customization of WHAT exactly?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I was wondering that as well.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    Customization of WHAT exactly?

    Desktop themes, visual effects options, sound options.

    Also, a two-button mouse, and open ability to put whatever aftermarket hardware you want in.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    You can use a 2 button mouse with macs. I use my Razer Diamondback 3G with my iMac.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Desktop themes, visual effects options, sound options.

    Also, a two-button mouse, and open ability to put whatever aftermarket hardware you want in.

    I use my razer lachesis on my iMac. Quite a fail on your part.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Desktop themes, visual effects options, sound options.

    Also, a two-button mouse, and open ability to put whatever aftermarket hardware you want in.

    Mac supports desktop themes, visual effects, and custom sounds, along with two button mouse, and Mac OS can run on a PC architecture.

    BTW, PC hardware doesn't equal windows. IE video cards, sound cards, et cetera can't be used as an argument, especially now that you can install System X on most PCs.
  • Native ReserveNative Reserve Regular
    edited July 2010
    hope yous trollin
  • Tommy LundTommy Lund Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I like Macs and have used one quite a lot before.

    The worst thing about Macs are that you automatically turn into a douche.

    You can`t talk about Macs, you can`t take a Mac laptop out in public etc. without everyone thinking you are a douche.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    Can you build a Mac from the ground up? Didn't think so.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Can you build a Mac from the ground up? Didn't think so.

    You're deviating from the false claims you made previously. Correlate your claims with facts, not just half assed opinions.

    You can build a mac. A hackintosh. If you refer to a 'mac' as an AIO aluminum-finished chassis, then most likely no.
  • BaconPieBaconPie Regular
    edited July 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Desktop themes, visual effects options, sound options.

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    Pig wrote: »
    Also, a two-button mouse

    You can use a two button mouse. (It's two finger click on a touchpad)
    Pig wrote: »
    Can you build a Mac from the ground up? Didn't think so.

    I did. He did. These guys did.

    It is overpriced and it is nice to buy your own hardware, but don't go around saying the OS is like shaving with a bowling ball when it manages to make something as powerful as Linux into something easy to use. Don't get me wrong, it has it's fair share of problems, but at least find them out before you start pulling criticisms out of your arse.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
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    /thread.
  • BaconPieBaconPie Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol, there should be an apple in that pig's mouth.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
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    fix'd


    Get rolled Pig. /thread (2)
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    So that Hackintosh guide gets you a Mac for $900? What an improvement. I can get a Gateway running Windows 7 with 4Gb RAM and half a terabyte of storage space for $500, but I guess you guys are totally right. It's much better to take the DIY approach. It's actually quite sad that you have to modify a PC to run Mac OS, and you can't build a Mac from scratch. Which was the argument I made in the first place, and you failed to prove anything. You proved that you can modify a PC to run Mac, not build one from scratch. Also, reading that guide, making a Hackintosh requires another Mac to run Terminal on. You know how I install Windows on a PC? I put an install disk in. Gasp.

    So what justifies paying twice the price for a 1GB RAM, 120GB Mini?

    Furthermore, why are you in a thread that's made to criticize the Mac?

    Furthermore, why are all Macfags such defensive assholes? Can't you accept a little criticism?
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