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New Hanes white T's

Dose MeDose Me Regular
edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
When my roommate goes to class I like to crank up the onrop (code for porno) and jack it while he's gone.

So I'm sittin there just busted a fresh nut in a white T-shirt that was laying around (Yeah fuck u I just had to nut) naked as fuck when he just busts into the apartment.

I'm like WTF? his class just started 10 minutes ago but he comes in and talks to me. I just kinda sit there naked and start putting my clothes back on. I avoid eye-contact but he continues to talk to me as if nothing is wrong. I finish dressing and he walks to his room.

Then he comes back and mentions that if I ever need to buy new white T-Shirts that Hanes makes a ballin' new one that feels kinda like under-armor.



Is he just fuckin' wit me or are those shirts really that badass? Are they comfortable enough that you would mention it randomly like that?

I can't figure it out.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited August 2010
    won't bacon on you.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited August 2010
    Hahaha. I reckon it was a crazy coincidence. Either that, or he was filming you and will be selling the video to people during lunch hour.
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    He was probably trying to keep as cool as possible under the circumstance so you wouldn't feel to awkward. Or maybe he comes from a nudist colony. Either way I don't think he was lying.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't see why people need to get awkward when talking about or seing others fapping. Everybody does it. It's a natural thing to do.
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  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    I was hoping this was going to take a terrible turn for the worst. Disappointed indeed.
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  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    I don't see why people need to get awkward when talking about or seing others fapping. Everybody does it. It's a natural thing to do.

    because we have a fucked up view on sexuality in this day and age
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    When my roommate goes to class I like to crank up the onrop (code for porno) and jack it while he's gone.

    So I'm sittin there just busted a fresh nut in a white T-shirt that was laying around (Yeah fuck u I just had to nut) naked as fuck when he just busts into the apartment.

    I'm like WTF? his class just started 10 minutes ago but he comes in and talks to me. I just kinda sit there naked and start putting my clothes back on. I avoid eye-contact but he continues to talk to me as if nothing is wrong.

    He sat down beside me and gently started caressing my cock. He cupped my scrotum with the other hand and told me he had installed a webcam to watch me when he wasnt't around. He leaned down and wrapped his lips around my engourged man missle. He slowly bobbed up and down on me until I shot my man glaze everywhere.

    He got up and wiped his mouth with a new hanes t shirt..

    fix't
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