Since we're all putting in our weight and height, that's 5' 11" and 155 lbs. I'm a skinny one. I say I'm short because my dad is 6' 6" and my mom is 5' 8". I should have been 6' 3". My dad had a 4" growth spurt at 17 (which I just turned about two months ago), and so did my dad's dad, but I know I won't have that.
... lol if you think a bat packs more of a punch than most weapons. Like everything I can think of packs more of a punch.
If you came at me with a knife, you don't got range.
A pipe? Too heavy.
A Gun? Fuck you you cocky bastard, 1 hit ko. You remember that safety, boy?
Mace? Good job, you're a coward who carries mace. I'll be more inclined to kill you now if my wild swinging amounts to anything.
A sword is about the only useful weapon against a bat. That or a chain. No body's going against me with a bat tho.
If it's in your hand. Otherwise, assuming I'm near you and you got beef, there's no time for you to pull, cock, and fire before I get this home run on your dome (head).
If you came at me with a knife, you don't got range.
A pipe? Too heavy.
A Gun? Fuck you you cocky bastard, 1 hit ko. You remember that safety, boy?
Mace? Good job, you're a coward who carries mace. I'll be more inclined to kill you now if my wild swinging amounts to anything.
A sword is about the only useful weapon against a bat. That or a chain. No body's going against me with a bat tho.
Seriously brah? You're arguing bat > gun? You best be trollin'.
You do realize a bat is basically a cudgel? A club? Basically the first weapon mankind devised.
I mean christ, I'll up the ante - a bat with a nail through it. A bat with razor wire wrapped around the end. As for 'you're a pussy who carries mace' - fight to win, not to be a tough guy. I'd mace someone then beat the shit out of them while they're disoriented. I'd throw sand in someone's eyes. I'd kick a dude in the nuts.
Only a fucking idiot says 'only pussies do ____'.
And a pipe is too heavy? If you think a pipe is too heavy I don't think anyone has to worry too much about your bat swing.
Seriously brah? You're arguing bat > gun? You best be trollin'.
You do realize a bat is basically a cudgel? A club? Basically the first weapon mankind devised.
I mean christ, I'll up the ante - a bat with a nail through it. A bat with razor wire wrapped around the end.
And a pipe is too heavy? If you think a pipe is too heavy I don't think anyone has to worry too much about your bat swing.
My bad. The bats I'd use are varying from spiked to broken to wrapped in steel wire. And I already explained the gun thing; you got no chance to pull and cock it, any funny moves and there's gonna be a blood-spurting spinal column where your neck and head were.
My bad. The bats I'd use are varying from spiked to broken to wrapped in steel wire. And I already explained the gun thing; you got no chance to pull and cock it, any funny moves and there's gonna be a blood-spurting spinal column where your neck and head were.
lol I kept editing it, I'm tired as shit.
But lmao... I guarantee anyone with a gun has the advantage. It don't take that long to thumb the safety and cock a gun.
Same here. 6'1" is pretty comfortable. Taller than the girlies so that never gets awkward, but not like my father who is 6'5" and that's just a pain in the ass.
Why are you all so fucking tall! I'm not too pissed about being 5'8" but guys who are 6"+ that complain about being short are no different than anorexic girls complaining about being fat.
I mean christ, I'll up the ante - a bat with a nail through it. A bat with razor wire wrapped around the end. As for 'you're a pussy who carries mace' - fight to win, not to be a tough guy. I'd mace someone then beat the shit out of them while they're disoriented. I'd throw sand in someone's eyes. I'd kick a dude in the nuts.
Only a fucking idiot says 'only pussies do ____'.
And a pipe is too heavy? If you think a pipe is too heavy I don't think anyone has to worry too much about your bat swing.
Those are all cowardly ways to win a fight :rolleyes: I didn't take into account that I might fight a coward. I wouldn't, I punk people off more often than I fight. Somebody with mace has to pull the safety tab of the can anyway, still plenty of time to break the fuck outta his shoulder.
And lead pipes are pretty heavy. They add a funny stride to your walk if you got one, fuck that. I like playing baseball.
Those are all cowardly ways to win a fight :rolleyes: I didn't take into account that I might fight a coward. I wouldn't, I punk people off more often than I fight. Somebody with mace has to pull the safety tab of the can anyway, still plenty of time to break the fuck outta his shoulder.
And lead pipes are pretty heavy. They add a funny stride to your walk if you got one, fuck that. I like playing baseball.
Haha, 'cowards' are pretty damn efficient. Unless you're fighting for sport, you're fighting to win. There are no rules, and I guess I should be thankful that some idiots don't realize this and will avoid doing certain things because it's 'pussy shit'.
All that matters is I'm the one who comes out on top, not how bad ass I look doing it. I never understood that shit, and never will. Call me a coward all you want, 'cause I'm calling you an idiot for not doing whatever it takes to win.
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Tall is a state of mind.
Me? Infinite
Try me punk.
I only fight with mice. Which are like bats, minus the wings.
I hope they got rabies cuz my Louisville Slugger packs a punch that most other weapons do not.
... lol if you think a bat packs more of a punch than most weapons. Like everything I can think of packs more of a punch.
That should be a little shy of 6.1.
EDIT: 180.5 cm, 70 kilos
If you came at me with a knife, you don't got range.
A pipe? Too heavy.
A Gun? Fuck you you cocky bastard, 1 hit ko. You remember that safety, boy?
Mace? Good job, you're a coward who carries mace. I'll be more inclined to kill you now if my wild swinging amounts to anything.
A sword is about the only useful weapon against a bat. That or a chain. No body's going against me with a bat tho.
Seriously brah? You're arguing bat > gun? You best be trollin'.
You do realize a bat is basically a cudgel? A club? Basically the first weapon mankind devised.
I mean christ, I'll up the ante - a bat with a nail through it. A bat with razor wire wrapped around the end. As for 'you're a pussy who carries mace' - fight to win, not to be a tough guy. I'd mace someone then beat the shit out of them while they're disoriented. I'd throw sand in someone's eyes. I'd kick a dude in the nuts.
Only a fucking idiot says 'only pussies do ____'.
And a pipe is too heavy? If you think a pipe is too heavy I don't think anyone has to worry too much about your bat swing.
60 kilos.
My bad. The bats I'd use are varying from spiked to broken to wrapped in steel wire. And I already explained the gun thing; you got no chance to pull and cock it, any funny moves and there's gonna be a blood-spurting spinal column where your neck and head were.
Me too
EDIT: like 175 lb. as well.
lol I kept editing it, I'm tired as shit.
But lmao... I guarantee anyone with a gun has the advantage. It don't take that long to thumb the safety and cock a gun.
Same here. 6'1" is pretty comfortable. Taller than the girlies so that never gets awkward, but not like my father who is 6'5" and that's just a pain in the ass.
*aims through sniper scope, hidden in ghillie suit*
165 lbs...I'm a twig lol
man, you is a stick
im 1.75m, about 70kg
If only I was a little bit taller.
I'm a pretty small fucker.
Average height of the Caucasian American Male is 5' 10.5".
How much time does it take to crush a windpipe? Oh yea, none :cool:
Those are all cowardly ways to win a fight :rolleyes: I didn't take into account that I might fight a coward. I wouldn't, I punk people off more often than I fight. Somebody with mace has to pull the safety tab of the can anyway, still plenty of time to break the fuck outta his shoulder.
And lead pipes are pretty heavy. They add a funny stride to your walk if you got one, fuck that. I like playing baseball.
Haha, 'cowards' are pretty damn efficient. Unless you're fighting for sport, you're fighting to win. There are no rules, and I guess I should be thankful that some idiots don't realize this and will avoid doing certain things because it's 'pussy shit'.
All that matters is I'm the one who comes out on top, not how bad ass I look doing it. I never understood that shit, and never will. Call me a coward all you want, 'cause I'm calling you an idiot for not doing whatever it takes to win.
130 lbs.
Damn .... You skinny, brah