I already said all of these at one point icee but I will throw a couple out there. Sense you used my clown one I will start with.
Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Two snowmen are sitting on a hill in the field. One looks to the other and say do you smell carrots?
This is all for now. I may add more if this thread takes off.
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Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Two snowmen are sitting on a hill in the field. One looks to the other and say do you smell carrots?
This is all for now. I may add more if this thread takes off.
How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Won-ton.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a playground. The priest gets a boner and the rabbi says, "Hey, those kids aren't kosher."
My girlfriend made some eggs. So we cooked them for breakfast.
No but thats the one that I always use.
2 guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
And the most renowned corny joke ever. Why was 6 afraid of 7. 7 8 9.
The first guy goes to look for food. "Why?" The others ask. "So we don't get hungry," he replies.
The second guy goes to look for water. "Why?" The others ask. "So we don't get thirsty," he replies.
The third guy rips the car door off. "Why?" The others ask. "So if it gets too hot, I can roll down the window," he replies.
Horse says "I have AIDS,".
So a seal walks into a club...
A neutron walks into a bar, Then he asks "How much for a drink"? Bartender replies "For you? No charge"
An apple and an orange walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve fruits here."
Haha I have told this joke for years. Except it was a blond joke when I heard and started repeating it.