If you won the lottery

DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
What would you guys do with the money if you won the lottery and were suddenly a multi millionare? I'd buy many drugs and invest a shitload of it so I could be set for life. I wouldn't waste it on a mansion or some shit just a nice regular sized house but mainly just save it.

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  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Use it to have sex with all the girls I've always wanted to have sex with. It wouldn't cost me much, just gas money. It turns out I hung out with sluts and was always too drunk to realize it.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pay off any debts. Then put it all in a savings account and budget 100k a year max. Use that money to buy any luxuries I feel like buying. I'll keep my day job to give myself something to do and to buy necessities. Decent house and good car are a must.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Pay off any debts. Then put it all in a savings account and budget 100k a year max. Use that money to buy any luxuries I feel like buying. I'll keep my day job to give myself something to do and to buy necessities. Decent house and good car are a must.

    I'd probably use some of it to fund a business so I have something to do. A nice adult book store or something.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pay off all of my family's debts, including my own, invest at least half in mutual funds, stocks, and a 401k, fix my car up and...thats it really. Get my homeless friend off the street and help some of my friends out with some money. Also save up for trip around the world. "Save" since you get your winnings in installments, not a lump sum.

    Also, get a college fund for my sis and nephew.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited August 2010
    Buy a house where there are no neighbors for at least a mile in any direction, and then live out the rest of my life.
  • DailyDaily Regular
    edited August 2010
    Travel the WHOLE world with that shit, give a LOT to my parents so they can live happily ever after, and after years of traveling, just buy multiple houses all over the world. Buy businesses, invest in shit, buy a PS3, some other little shit.
  • PsyntheticPsynthetic Regular
    edited August 2010
    Depends on how much I won. Anything over 10 mil I'd buy a mansion for any of my friends and family that wanted to live there. Only stipulation of living there is everyone has to pitch in to keep the house and yard clean. I ain't runnin' no crack house. :mad:

    Then I'd probably start a few businesses to keep the money rollin' in. I could employ my friends and family who are living with me. I'd most definitely need a nice ass boat. Then I'd travel the world.

    I'd sit at the bar and not tell anyone I was a millionaire. I'd befriend normal people with 9-5s who are cool as shit, then one day take them out on my yacht and invite them to parties at my mansion. Let them live the high life with me. Fuck rich people.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    "I tell you what I'd do man: Two chicks at the same time man."
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    I am a millionaire and I live the dream every fucking day

    /thread
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited August 2010
    I know its gay but I'd probably live off the interest. I remember seeing someone win 11 million once and the show host said that if you put that much into a bank you'd be earning $30,000 a week off interest!
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    I would buy my old mans land, build a house, and live on the side of a mountain and have 500 acres to look over. :P.

    I don't see that happening, so I have to slave my own way through the world until he kicks it, and wills it to meh! heh.
  • AltindAltind Regular
    edited August 2010
    Depending on how much money I win, but I'd like to buy myself an apartment and get a nice car. Probably invest the rest in real estate or something :)
  • edited August 2010
    Skittles wrote: »
    I know its gay but I'd probably live off the interest. I remember seeing someone win 11 million once and the show host said that if you put that much into a bank you'd be earning $30,000 a week off interest!

    This. I'd put all the money into the bank, and not bother with the fancy house or whatever. I'd buy some nice cars, spend money on my friends and I'd probably still be a tight bastard with my money just like I am now.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Take 9mil and put it in the bank. Cash out 1mil in $5 notes and have the best goddamn campfire ever.
  • edited August 2010
    Heh, you could take out a load of notes and write TOTSE on them xD
  • stresstres Regular
    edited August 2010
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    Grade: A, 100% pure Colombian cocaine. Disco shit. :mad:
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited August 2010
    i would buy maor scratchers , travel teh world, maybe give some to charity.
  • Panic!Panic! Regular
    edited August 2010
    Use it to become Batman in a big city :D Having so much money I could start a corporation and then cover the purchase of all my gear
  • VickyVicky Regular
    edited August 2010
    Invest a lot of it, enjoy life for a few years then start a family.

    God, that sounds fucking boring.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Take 9mil and put it in the bank. Cash out 1mil in $5 notes and have the best goddamn campfire ever.

    Fuck that. Get it all in $2 dollar bills. Younger kids don't seem to think they are real monies
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    Fuck that. Get it all in $2 dollar bills. Younger kids don't seem to think they are real monies

    Fuck that. Get it in THOUSAND DOLLAR BILLS :eek:
  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck that. Get it in THOUSAND DOLLAR BILLS :eek:

    One million in bills of a thousand (if they existed) would make one shitty campfire. That's only a thousand bills. Put three books of 300 pages on top of each other, that's about the height of the stack of bills.

    On topic: I wouldn't tell anybody. Buy a laptop with insane specs that looks like any cheap piece of electronics. Keep living in a small room but buy the whole building instead of paying rent, that kind of stuff.
  • StresFulStresFul Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2010
    well i'd throw coin at my parents as a thanks for the times theyv'e he;ped me and to allow them to do what they want for the rest of there lives then id buy a few houses and a baller as fuck one for myself to live in as well as the stereotypical vehicles that go along with it all
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited August 2010
    Panic! wrote: »
    Use it to become Batman in a big city :D Having so much money I could start a corporation and then cover the purchase of all my gear

    i came into this thread just to say this.

    ive always fantasized about being a high tech vigilante
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited February 2011
    I would buy a new liver:thumbsup:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I would buy a small island in the western hemisphere, start my own country, declare war on the U.S., let them bomb the fuck out it while I was away on a "diplomatic mission", surrender unconditionally, and then get filthy fucking rich when the U.S. invested in my nations rebuilding efforts.
  • LostInTheWoodsLostInTheWoods Regular
    edited February 2011
    I would buy a small island in the western hemisphere, start my own country, declare war on the U.S., let them bomb the fuck out it while I was away on a "diplomatic mission", surrender unconditionally, and then get filthy fucking rich when the U.S. invested in my nations rebuilding efforts.

    Heh, nice idéa...

    I would do fine with just the island, and ofc a fleet of ships to keep it supplied and for traveling the world.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited February 2011
    If i won the lotto, i wouldn't tell a single one of my friends or family but i'd spend like crazy and make them wonder how i'm paying for it all.

    Then i'd think of some wacky story to tell them like how Oprah offered me half her wealth to sleep with her.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I would not sleep with that cow for all the tea and opium in China.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    Buy my shop (which has apts above it), renovate it properly (without having to do all the fucking work myself), boot the tenants, get decent rent for the apartments.

    After that, finish up my patents, head off to NAMM, get contracts, buy a factory and people to work in it for me.

    Also, drop my jeep at a shop and get it rebuilt to original specs. Fucking tired of burning oil, among other things, but i love that thing too much just to blow money on something new and shiny.
  • AverageAverage Regular
    edited February 2011
    I would give a million bucks to my parents, brother, and grandparents, also my aunt and uncle on my dads side, and my cousins and they're families. Than I would end up buying a two bedroom ranch house, nothing big and crazy but something nice and cozy, since it would take a lot to clean and I don't need something extravagant. I would than do some traveling mainly Vegas and England. Than I would go to school because being rich and doing nothing would probably lead me to throwing my money away wrecklessly. After graduating with a Bachelors in Buisness I would start my own company, and proceed to make more money.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited February 2011
    invest a shitload of it

    Your gonna need capitalism for that man.
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited February 2011
    i'd make you president

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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Your gonna need capitalism for that man.

    Don't get me wrong I like DS but sometimes he just makes me :facepalm:
  • edited February 2011
    Buy land and supplies for a massive pot farm in the emerald triangle in California.
  • edited February 2011
    I would buy Ke$ha.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Your gonna need capitalism for that man.

    I would use the money to further the revolution plus winning the lottery dosn't count because I wouldn't have made the money through exploiting others.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I would use the money to further the revolution plus winning the lottery dosn't count because I wouldn't have made the money through exploiting others.

    What about all the millions of losers who were exploited out of there cash in a gambling scheme that has about a 95% edge for the house? Doesn't your participation and acceptance of that cash make you culpable in their exploitation by the capitalist state?
  • edited February 2011
    What about all the millions of losers who were exploited out of there cash in a gambling scheme that has about a 95% edge for the house? Doesn't your participation and acceptance of that cash make you culpable in their exploitation by the capitalist state?
    It's all to further the white nationalistic socialist revolution, the ends justify the means.
    In other words typical socialist "I speak for the people and only I know what is right for them" behavior.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited February 2011
    I'd take my family and disappear. There would be too many long lost cousins knocking on my door
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    It's all to further the white nationalistic socialist revolution, the ends justify the means.
    In other words typical socialist "I speak for the people and only I know what is right for them" behavior.

    See, you can do it.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    What about all the millions of losers who were exploited out of there cash in a gambling scheme that has about a 95% edge for the house? Doesn't your participation and acceptance of that cash make you culpable in their exploitation by the capitalist state?

    Pretty much what FATTY said. I dont see it as hypocritical if the money goes to getting rid of capitalism.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I somehow think when he said "In other words typical socialist "I speak for the people and only I know what is right for them" behavior." that he was not being supportive of socialism/communism. Of course who knows with that nit wit, and for that matter who gives shit what he thinks.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    I somehow think when he said "In other words typical socialist "I speak for the people and only I know what is right for them" behavior." that he was not being supportive of socialism/communism. Of course who knows with that nit wit, and for that matter who gives shit what he thinks.

    I was referring to when he talked about how the ends justifies the means and that being the justification.
  • edited February 2011
    I somehow think when he said "In other words typical socialist "I speak for the people and only I know what is right for them" behavior." that he was not being supportive of socialism/communism. Of course who knows with that nit wit, and for that matter who gives shit what he thinks.

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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
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    You really should get over your obsession with me. It's unbecoming of a moderator.

    Says the puppy who follows me like i have bacon in my pocket. :facepalm:
  • edited February 2011
    Says the puppy who follows me like i have bacon in my pocket. :facepalm:

    Says the clown who can't resist even the most obvious troll.
  • PhilosoraptorPhilosoraptor Regular
    edited February 2011
    stres wrote: »
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    Grade: A, 100% pure Colombian cocaine. Disco shit. :mad:

    This. Then invest a bit, gotta get my money muthafuckin money working for me.


    Then bang celebrity bitches and do coke off strippers asses.
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