Man Arrested For Ejaculating on Woman in School Library
DirtySanchez
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TAKOMA PARK, Md. - A man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly ejaculated on a woman and exposed himself to her as she was reading in a school library.
The incident happened on October 9 at the Montgomery College Library in Takoma Park, Maryland.
Police say the female was sitting in the library when a man walked past her and ejaculated on her arm. When the female turned to the subject, he was standing behind her with his genitals exposed.
The male fled the library, returned briefly, and fled again as the woman was reporting the incident to police.
Campus security chased the man but he was able to flee in a car.
DNA evidence was obtained from the woman. She did not know the man but was able to provide a description of him to police.
Officers used the victim’s description and surveillance video to identify the suspect as 29-year-old Oritse Ayu of Baltimore, Maryland
Ayu was arrested and is facing charges of 2nd degree assault and indecent exposure.
Disturbingly similar incidents occurred in Montgomery County in July of 2010 when a man was arrested for throwing semen on women who were shopping.
In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs as they were shopping in stores in Gaithersburg.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-allegedly-ejaculating-on-woman-in-school-library-102710#
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hahah, too bad he got caught.
He should have just ejaculated into bottles of sample perfume, and watched from a distance as women sprayed themselves, or just get a job selling perfume so that he could spray them openly.
LOL, seriously that's one hell of a fetish. Also, why a school library?
I would prefer just spreading my sperm around the handles or caps. In this way I can target more victims.
Well if you really want to think like a terrorist (and you are), you could ejaculate into a large fluid solution (perhaps water), and pour it into a large humidifier, and then set it up in the building's ventilation system and let it spread.
But why stop there?!!?! :eek:
You could fill up even larger container with your cum solution, and load into onto airplanes, and them have them spread your jizz chemtrails across the entire nation, or even the entire planet!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek:
Now, you realize that contrails have nothing to do with jet exhaust or stopping global warming, but that the world is actually controlled by gay niggers that want to cum on all our heads from the sky like gods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
LOL thank you for making the world a more lighthearted, jovial place
so, I was considering hypothetically firebombing a bunch of key government communications facilities. I made bombs out of match heads, dot matrix printers and canteens - don't ask me how I did it, I don't remember. I don't remember anything anymore. it must be the scopolamine. my original plan was to take out Washington 2 and Washington 3 switching centers.. fuck the pentagon (1), and their coffee. that's right, i broke into the pentagon. and the coffee fucking SUCKS. it's the worst coffee I ever had, tasted like a daycare dumpster 4 o clock low, august..
and i shit in the 'basement'. your basement sucks. and everyone knows you're running cables under the potomac. and your wife slept with me, we roleplayed. I was the cement mixer and she was the cement.
take out all the fiber cables, banging a bunch of escorts in the ANMCC after violating the guard's dog whether or not it was female
secure phones aren't secure when there's no security at finksburg.. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!?
and what the fuck are you doing with kent
god damn it america i love you
but you need more of this (this thread) and less of what this thread's about
or maybe i just need to get laid
MAYBE