Rastaman folk tales: Tale about the Unburnt Kush So, here is a banker. Like, a normal suite-and-tie banker, a workaholic anonymous who, in fact, doesn't enjoy his job! He doesn't like it at all! It makes him sick and crazy but he still works and works and works. It's because he wants to make such a fortune to never work…
Rastaman folk tales: About the war (everybody says this story is the funniest one) It is how it was during the war (as one guy told me). So, bloody Nazis came and conquered the entire city. All true guerillas run away to the woods and are hiding there. So, they're hiding and, finally, they used up all condensed milk. And…
Rastaman folk tales: How old rastaman hitch-hiked to Africa Here is one more story about old rastaman from Ukraine. He was already tired of pothead life, married, spawned some brats, landed a white-collar job, started to enjoy TV and so on... It is a spring again, he's vegetating at a couch, browsing thru a newspaper and…
Rastaman folk tales: About a weightlifter Why am I always talking about junkies? I have a story about weightlifters... So, here is a weightlifting story. So, here is a weightlifting story. Imagine a surly burly weightlifter at home - flushing porkchops with beer, listening to country hits then watching some martial arts…
Rastaman folk tales: Sleeping hippies museum (first hippie story) Imagine a scary shelter-like place. It is an abandoned trailer, half burned, half squatted by freaks. One September, four freaks had an afternoon tea there. Two more hippies came and asked: "Isn't it 4:20 now?" Four freaks replied: "No way, guys, we already…
Rastaman folk tales: About Regular MPD So, there is a quirk - Regular MPD (Regular Multiple Personality Disorder). Well, let me tell you about Bill the Programmer, a young man with six-digit salary plus benefits. Anybody else would live in suburbia with this kind of income, but Bill even doesn't have a computer in his…
Rastaman folk tales: Wise poet Burlaka There is a poet named Burlaka. His poems are Pulitzer-eligible and he's a village lunatic, too. Once I bought a triple cheeseburger for a buck and proudly walked down a street with this bargain. Burlaka was just released again from an asylum. He met me and asked: "My friend HighDuke,…
Rastaman folk tales: Holistory So, once Jah decided to create the world of earthcraft - just for phun. He's been poopsocking for three days and created almost everything... but something still was missing. He started to think: what's missing? Then, an internal voice tols Him: "Ganja! There is no ganja in your world, man!"…
You couldn't do more than that to him anyway. Other than kill him and wear his skin, thus preserving his identity for your decisions. Anyway, what's on tv?
No no, I'm saying it'll take like 19 000 rednecks, 8000 racists, 13 000 who live vicariously through those causing misfortune to others, etc. It takes all types to do this fucked up shit.
Yeah I know I can, I'm saying that everything you know reflects the feeling that I'm talking about and you're just tuned out. Then again I literally projected myself into a carpet today and saw myself staring back at me for like 15 minutes, so maybe don't mind me.
The purpose is a mindset, not an aim. I don't wanna say I'm trying to actively change people's perceptions; however I do believe that this is what our times are about. Since I realize that every moment creates itself, I see that creating every moment with intent to live in bliss as creation is a very possible reason for…
I'd actually probably just try to sell him something stupid (like crack) using his name a bunch of times as the selling point. Ey yo man it's like, this crack is Thumb Sup baby!
Life is ever-changing, and to see this is somewhat against the mold in my opinion. I don't really have anything to do with any certain Arabic politicians if that is what you're wondering. Well nothing more than the base value of our shared existence.
Lol I did that like 2 weeks ago. You know you smoke too much when you're pawning shit just to pay off fronts from your buddy. I'm doing this today, lol.