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• yeah and while she gives it, she flaunts her iris ya say yo nana dead? i would say thats a godsend, but its a godreceive think about him fingering her wizard sleeve.

  in The Rhyme Thread Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• I'm totally addicted to bass.

  in Addictions Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• Trx Overdosed Thoroughly Sniffing Ecstasy

  in TOTSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• They patched that glitch for getting out of Grid :*(

  in How do you drop off the grid? Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• that running machine is slow as hell with phetamines your head ringing like a bell hit the bar like a shaun dell dont be misleading on my dick your nan be feeding on the highway got a ticket for speeding 2 secs, garden needs weeding.

  in The Rhyme Thread Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• Terminate Other Terrorists SEALS Ecstatic

  in TOTSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• Try On These Small Earrings

  in TOTSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• Toes Often Turn South East

  in TOTSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• Dont you have pink camels in pakistan instead?

  in TOTSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• :D :) :o

  in Shelless eggs. Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• who remember rapdaddeh//?

  in Bump when high !! Comment by Professor Elm May 2011
• I'm down with the Demonoid.

  in FYI Demonoid Registration Is Open Comment by Professor Elm April 2011
• The brain of someone random in a world on a larger scale than us. Think about it, in our own brains we have cells, and those cells may contains a world like our own..

  in Are we living inside someone's brain? Comment by Professor Elm April 2011
• I feel sorry for the Japanese people right now. They were only trying to Macro off of three bases :(

  in Put a stop to derailment and stupidity in serious forums and threads. Comment by Professor Elm March 2011
• who gives a turd about paint on a tank?

  in Why paint "windows" on a tank? Comment by Professor Elm March 2011
• Huge Willies.

  in earthquake in japan Comment by Professor Elm March 2011
• The other video that dude has is pretty lulz.

  in COD - Semtex to the head Comment by Professor Elm February 2011
• Haha, that camper in the corner got what was coming to him.

  in COD - Semtex to the head Comment by Professor Elm February 2011
• Realza V2 - Don't add me if you blow arse.

  in XBOX Gamertags. Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Use XAMPP for programming. I got alot of use from it on a few projects. Apache, PHP etc are all inside one app so its quite convenient. I no longer use any because the only PC I work on these days is my own, where I have the programs in their entirety installed.

  in Portable Apps are Awesome Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• The fuck is this?

  in 2c-I Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• My memory stick is actually read as PortableApps.com, which says alot for what is on it :D Anyways, I do not use them now as much as I used to. I have uTorrent, Open Office, FFP, Chrome, Notepad++, 7zip, Skype, uTorrent, WWGP, VLC and tons more, including a bunch of addictive games.

  in Portable Apps are Awesome Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• This.

  in Ban the trolls. Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I recently spent $1000 on upgrades and the only game I play that actually utilises the spec is Starcraft 2. I have been playing GTA San Andreas and CSS though mainly.

  in Did anyone here build a badass gaming PC and end up playing old games on it? Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I would'nt say no tbh, nothing like a bit of niggerlips around me.

  in lolwut... New Zealand's Next Top Model Winner Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I'm in if FATTY is in (no homo).

  in Calling all historians! Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Laugh my FUHCUCKIN balls off. That was the best post I have ever seen. :D

  in They Came in the Night Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• pink elephants!?

  in Bump when high !! Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Haha I like this. I'm pretty sure i'll run out of drink by the end of the day though.

  in Totse Drinking Game Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Ok, sounds more convincing now :D

  in How to deface and vandalize Billboards [Published] Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Usually billboards are erected in busy areas, so me climbing up on to it with a paint roller and a tin of paint should be easily seen by passers by, especially if billboards are doing their job correctly and getting peoples' attention. Nevertheless, cool guide bro.

  in How to deface and vandalize Billboards [Published] Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Just piss straight out the window, that's what I do.

  in Pissing in your room. Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Stupid paki deserved it. I hate people that train animals to fight to make up for their own deformed weakass-selves.

  in Man Killed by his own Cock Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I'm with Warbeast. You see retarded comedians appear all over TV on shows that are nothing to do with them and they say things that they don't actually mean just to get a laugh from the audience. I am British and I dont like any sort of humor aimed at Americans because it is just an easy way to make people laugh at them.…

  in Lol @ yanks Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I felt like revisiting a title I read about 7 years ago, Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz. I ended up reading the whole series, with the newest being Crocodile Tears. Pretty good series about some teenage spy. I recommend.

  in What are you reading right now? Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Hello again, Fat one :D

  in hai Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Just managed 53. Playing some Black Ops at the moment, thought i'd have a quick spin between games. The key is to use Vaseline on the support pole where it goes into the lower support on the base of the chair. Lube your chairs totseans!

  in How many spins on an office chair? Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• nothing.

  in Totse Classic: What's on your pockets right now? Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Lmao. You may laugh, but an Urn is a great place to keep cocaine. If you get raided, they arent going to be bad mannered enough to search a pot that is meant for cremated people.

  in Burglars snort man's ashes, thinking they were cocaine Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Thanks for the guide :thumbsup: I dont often eat rice however, it always gives me the hiccups.

  in Rice, it's quite nice. [Published] Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• And then we can get our totse link going on wikipedia. Think this thread has strayed away from realism now though, i'm not much of an architect (or whatever the word is for a mosaic creator).

  in Totse QR Code Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I'll start work on a massive mosaic on the floor of my local town square then.

  in Totse QR Code Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Awesome. This would be a great way to advertise Totse now that smartphones are pretty damn popular. You could always print these out and slap them on walls so that when people scan (IF they do) it well direct them straight here. Perhaps you could generate one that links them straight to register. :) I have seen building in…

  in Totse QR Code Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I vote ban. Hate that spastic.

  in Ban fatty? Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Wow. I remember seeing this on Urban Dictionary, sounds impossible unless you've stayed at full tank for months. I don't think I am in the position to give this a 'bash'.

  in Danger Wank Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• Yeah, same for my college. Some sort of bromcom network software which is widely used in teaching establishments. Easy to crack I would imagine.

  in Fucked up computers Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I see what you are gettin' at mon. A bit of the old password cracking I see thar?

  in Fucked up computers Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• And if your laptop blows up because it were'nt safe or whatnot, you in big poop.

  in Fucked up computers Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• I'm pretty sure they would allow you. Do they do some sort of PAT test to see if it is safe for your laptop to be plugged in?

  in Fucked up computers Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
• What did he say about keeping faggotry off the thread?

  in Thinking of starting boxing Comment by Professor Elm January 2011
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