granted, but as you bring its glorious rim to your lips and start to taste the wonderful elixer, you get advanced cerebral palsy and your shaky hand drops the glass, which shatters and cuts your feet open. the cuts become infected, then gangrenous and both of your legs are amputated. and youre still thirsty. i want to be…
i think that maybe your real dad and your uncle molested you and then choked each other as they JO'd while playing with your toy trains as a child because they had deep resentments that your mom didnt just swallow you on the night of your conception.
is the jar a metaphor for your gf's vag? and the lid is her christianity? yeah youre definitely going to have to "screw the lid off". try drugs and rap music, that seems to have worked in destroying the morals of everyone else in this country...
HIV doesnt affect black people anymore, duh. Case in point, Magic Johnson had it, but he rebounded and now goes around and assists other black folk who have contracted it.