blamehoffman · Regular
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when you feel old. I've met dudes in their 40s and 50s who're "younger" than I am, and im in my 20s
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Just go with it. You'll have some "bad habits" from TKD but just recognize them and correct them when you see them; do this consistently and you'll reprogram your nervous system to phase them out and replace them with your current cirriculum.
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Tell them to suck your dick. I know youre a girl, but they can suck your metaphorical dick.
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Fucking a girl in Bondage while she's dressed in a catholic schoolgirl uniform and also blindfolded. I'd be really slow about it to build up the tension/anticipation.
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Bondage, and Fishnet stockings
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Just your mind fucking with you, since youre a kid and your imagination can run away with you, I'd say. I had a similair experience; when I was really young, id say maybe five, I was looking at one of those plastic black rings with spiders on them (It must have been around halloween) and watched it "crawl" under the bed in…
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You're "ghost sighting" was probably directly influences by stress, lack of sleep, and the fact that you were just waking up as it happened (it's a kind of hallucination referred to as hypnagogic imagery, sometimes it coupled with full body paralysis which can be quite terrifying). As for the general feelings of anxiety,…
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Eating your own sperm is the first sign of being gay. Making a post about it on an online forum is the second sign of being gay.
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Krav Maga; practical, easy to learn, and alot of fun.
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try taking glucosamine, that helps me with joint problems
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I'll admit I've hired escorts a couple of times and dont see anything wrong with it at all; it's just two consenting adults making an exchange and you know what? theres alot of bullshit you dont have to put up with; - she'll do all the positions/fetishes/whatever you want (unless specifically stated otherwise, infact its…
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yeah I'm jealous, Its exam time for me so my sleep cycle is all fucked up and I barely have time to record any dreams, let alone have lucids.
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I've never mutilated myself but if memory serves me right; a) people who mutilate themselves feel in control of the pain as opposed tobeing controlled by the troubles of their life; same thing with suicide in alot of cases. b) in conjunction with lowered blood pressure there is an immediate endorphin release or so i've…
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I think I may have forgotten to mention; - dont tape over the ping pong balls with duct tape, use transparent tape - stare at a light source, a red one. - obviously keep your eyes open - hallucinations should start in 15min to an hour. I still havent tried it yet even though I said I would. When I do I'll post back.
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thats really cool that this kid was able to stand up for himeslf, and he certainly is courageous, but I gotta say he is a physically bigger guy and most kids who get bullied are smaller/weaker and aren't in the same position to ground pound their assailant.
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March 18 2011 10:00am I’m recording this one pretty late (I woke up at 7:45), a bad start I know, but still better late than never. I had a dream that was like a B slasher flick, with three main characters; myself, a biker and his biker squad, and a guy with a voorhese-esque hockey mask named ‘mike’. I was trying to get…
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The voice acting was sooo shitty in Oblivion and the faces looked like it was a kingdom full of down-syndrome and Fetal alcohol sufferers, no wonder they're losing the war against the Daedric.
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I have a vagina.
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I don't judge. but I always found simdating to be a bit creepy for my tastes; also I'm not convinved it can be an adequte substitute or 'training' for actual human interaction.
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I used the Anti-material rifle .50BMG I bought from drebbin, I seem to recall killing the Gecko much faster with that but its been a while since i played. You shoot em in that steel/silver spherical thingy on their head. thats the brain. also resist the urge to watch the awesome and vaguely arousing knife fight between…
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thank god. the only reason I play games anymore is for the gay sex.
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also, back about 4 or 5 years ago (when i was about 16) I used to have OOBEs alot, which I figure are a kind of hypnagogic hallucination, not hypnopompic i know, but close enough.
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Once I fell asleep while wearing my favourite hoodie and had some dream where one of the pull strings was caught in a trap, so I pulled out a knife and cut it off at the halfway point to let myself go free. When I woke up I found half a string on my floor beside my alarm and noticed one of the ones on my hoodie was…
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is morphine sulfate readily available at a pharmacy or would i need a perscription?
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It does seem interesting as fuck, but i dont know if it actually works. The basic idea is this; you can gain 10 pounds of mass per month by going to the gym for two 30 min workouts a week, doing a total of four exercises. Apparently by doing like 7 reps to failure at a 5/5 cadence you can stimulate the growth hormones in…
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I think it's pretty normal if you're a guy to have these fanasies; from an evolutionary standpoint, young men (17-25) who were violent/brave/antisocial had a better chance of surviving in an environment were food was sparse, predators abound, and you lived to be 35 if you were lucky. This is also why violent videogames are…
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new FB Privacy setting called "Instant Personalization" goes into effect. The new setting shares your data with non-FB sites & it is automatically set to "Enabled". Go to Account>Privacy Settings>Apps & Websites>Instant Personalization>edit settings & uncheck "Enable". BTW If your friends don't do this, they will be…
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Nah. I'm afraid of girls.
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K, so nobody has heard or seen anything about a member of the Tea Party saying anything about aliens? I'm not suggesting that aliens are real or anything about illuminati or grand conspiracies, I'm just investigating a rumor I've heard.
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I just started reading Godel Escher Back: an eternal golden braid. Unfortunately i dont have the time/energy to do it because of school.
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Yeah Time travel makes perfect sense. You probably jsut misreadthe clock or lost track of time or both.
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It could just be that you dont have a proper circadian rhythem going, especially if you're working nights or shiftwork, that can really fuck with you getting into a regular groove. In my experience, taking naps throughout the day will make me more prone to restless nights, try and keep a good 16:8 wake-to-sleep ratio, and…
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You might think you can still get high all the time and still live responsibly but in the experiences I've had (that is, experiences my friends have had which I have witnessed) it doesnt work out that way, and you'll likely over estimate your self control; if youve had problems before (which I'm assuming you have) then…
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If youre more anxiety prone theres a good chance youre just misinterpreting normal visceral responses and then using anger as a way of feeling like youre controlling the situation. It's normal to have physical changes when around attractive people, slight increase in blood pressure/heart rate, butterflies in the stomach,…
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Around 4 years ago when I was still in highschool and had problems like social anxiety and depression and was likewise experimenting with Lucid Dreaming I had several recurring dream themes, the most prominent of which were as follows - finding mass graves of corpses in the house I was living in - Trying to use a gun to…
