Teen kills fish to eliminate ‘witnesses’
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Made me LOL! 
http://triblocal.com/arlington-heights/2011/02/14/cops-teen-kills-fish-to-eliminate-witnesses/
A 16-year-old from Arlington Heights who burglarized an apartment with two friends killed three fish by pouring condiments in their bowl because he didn’t want to leave any witnesses, police said.
The teen was charged with burglary and cruelty to animals for breaking in and pouring hot sauce, ketchup, mustard and spices into the tank of three goldfish in an apartment on the 2100 block of South Goebbert Road, police said. Two other teens — a 15-year-old from Arlington Heights and a 16-year-old from Des Plaines — also were charged with burglary.
The one teen told police that upon leaving the scene, he said to his friends, “We can’t let them live, they’re witnesses,” officers said.
“He wasn’t remorseful,” criminal investigations Sgt. Mike Hernandez said. “It was disturbing. Certainly something they didn’t need to do it.
http://triblocal.com/arlington-heights/2011/02/14/cops-teen-kills-fish-to-eliminate-witnesses/
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EDIT: They were goldfish?! I thought it would have been some kind of expensive fish that they thought would be clever or something, but goldfish?
Those fuckers don't blink.
That got a smile out of me as I saw an image of Klause swimming in hot sauce.
If I were one of the cops who questioned him after his arrest, I'd tell the kid that it was one of the houseplants that helped us finger him.
Big fan of American Dad huh? Must be where you picked up that sterling sense of humor.
Mind Fuck! You'll shit brix when you see it. :eek:
That would be funny as shit to watch on an interrogation video.
I see a Law & Order episode coming out of this.
Except the fish are going to get raped.
And there will be a plant watching the interrogation through the mirror.
Hmm would that mean it would be an SVU episode?
Also I wonder if he told the fish "You gonna be sleepin' wit da peoples".