Little known facts about yourself.

RemadERemadE Global Moderator
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Post here something(s) about yourself that people may not believe if you told them. I have a lot of things happen to me, and drama almost every day yet if people heard it they would just assume I was bullshitting. Here are some facts about myself, some of which I am and others I am not proud of.
  • I have Family links to Beretta, Pocahontas and Golden Virginia.
  • My Nan and Grandad worked on behalf of the Kray Twins.
  • At the age of 18 I was growing 16 Cannabis plants...and harvested them all.
  • I have witnessed a murder.
  • Friends of mine have been shot, in response to the above.
  • When I was 19 I was told I'd only live to the age of 30. Things are slowly changing, and every day that goes by, every birthday I see, it still comes to mind. The world looks so different when you suddenly have a time limit on it and aren't even 20.

I will think of more when I can. Just buzzed, bored and wondered if anyone had anything interesting :)

Comments

  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited June 2011
    I am the father of Jesus Christ
    Chuck Norris is my bitch
    Jean-Claude Van Damme pledges his allegiance to me
    Steven Segal bowed down before me once.
    I then told Ozzy Osbourne to bite Steven Segal's head off.
  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited June 2011
    NaziMick wrote: »
    I think about Killing jews all the Time, even jewish children. but with them, i dream of torturing them to death! I can live off the grid if i need to. My Pc is full of evidence that proves the Holocau$t never happened.

    This, too.
  • ChupaloChupalo Regular
    edited June 2011
    I cry when I poop.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    None of you believe me so fuck you. Fuck you
  • gingerkidgingerkid Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    i suffer from gingervitis.

    i know someone who has been shot. he says it doesnt hurt just burns, but he is also paralyzed now so i think hes just a dumbass.

    i've never had a real job and im over 20
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    gingerkid wrote: »
    i suffer from gingervitis.

    i know someone who has been shot. he says it doesnt hurt just burns, but he is also paralyzed now so i think hes just a dumbass.

    i've never had a real job and im over 20

    Go away no one likes a ginger near them.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2011
    I have a 24 foot E-penis which is only half the size of SpecGuRu's E-penis.
  • gingerkidgingerkid Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Go away no one likes a ginger near them.

    but there is always one around.

    so...FUCK OFF!!!!
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    gingerkid wrote: »
    but there is always one around.

    Thats the problem :facepalm: its like a desease.
    And a fact about me is i hate jews spics and Gingers.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Thats the problem :facepalm: its like a desease.
    And a fact about me is i hate jews spics and Gingers.

    Nigger lover... :p
  • gingerkidgingerkid Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Thats the problem :facepalm: its like a desease.
    And a fact about me is i hate jews spics and Gingers.

    thats not a fact about you, everyone hates jews(except other jews) spics and gingers (gingers dont even like eachother)
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    Nigger lover... :p

    I go out at night i only see niggers when they talk or look at me so i dont mind.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    gingerkid wrote: »
    thats not a fact about you, everyone hates jews(except other jews) spics and gingers (gingers dont even like eachother)

    Ginger scum desperately trying to fit in :facepalm:
  • gingerkidgingerkid Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    not desperate, i just have nothing to do today so i can be on here for awhile and talk shit about everything you write.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    Typical Ginger.
  • edited June 2011
    Most people don't actually believe me when I say that I'm a total computer geek, but I guess that's not really cool. I don't really have much to say about myself.
  • PennywisePennywise Regular
    edited June 2011
    I have 3 nipples.
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited June 2011
    I put a loaded shotgun in my mouth but didnt have the balls to pull the trigger, Im glad I didnt.
    I was addicted to painkillers at 14. I was also drinking more then than I do at 22.
    When I was 12 I slashed a guys head open with some sheet metal, at 16 I nearly kill a guy in a fight when he fell in front of a car. I regret both events.
    I have size 13 feet.
    I didn't have sex until I wad 18, I had the chance but I'm glad I didn't.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2011
    I am actually quite decent to talk too.
    I like helping people.
    My mind is fucked up.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    Damn Lysdexic! I've never put a loaded gun in my mouth, but had my fair share of suicide "sat on a bridge" moments. This embedded song saved me, but I realised it's never worth it. Easy to say when not depressed, I know, but you have to really look through it all.
    And Dfg, I wanna Skype you sometime. Just out of curiosity :cool:

  • edited June 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    I am actually quite decent to talk too.

    How would you know? Do you talk to yourself, and, like, hold proper conversations and shit? That's weird.
  • edited June 2011
    -I suffer from deep seated mental issues.
    -I have been legally dead
    -My penis curves noticeably to the left.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited June 2011
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