War Songs

MarineBoatMarineBoat Regular
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
'Twas nineteen hundred and fourty-nine. The sky was dull and black.
Up Iwo Jima hill, Charlie Sheen road his Cadillac.
There was a chick chick here and a chick chick there and four more dead in the back.
Half of them were niggers, and therefore high on crack.
A she-boon here and a she-boon there, they smelled rank and were very fat.
But Charlie had no chicken so they ate him.

Hitler died the following day, life was hard so he gave up.
Thru the window the sun shone upon his body, penis-side up.
"I think it is a gunshot wound" the doctor proceeded to say.
And then he did with Hitler's penis things that to most would be gay.
Necrophilia was all the rage, you see, way back then.
The German doctors did it the best to rotting Austrian men.


The end.

Comments

  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    This is the end, Beautiful friend
    This is the end, My only friend, the end
    Of our elaborate plans, the end
    Of everything that stands, the end
    No safety or surprise, the end
    I'll never look into your eyes...again
    Can you picture what will be, So limitless and free
    Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
    In a...desperate land
    Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
    And all the children are insane, All the children are insane
    Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
    There's danger on the edge of town
    Ride the King's highway, baby
    Weird scenes inside the gold mine
    Ride the highway west, baby
    Ride the snake, ride the snake
    To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
    The snake is long, seven miles
    Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
    The west is the best, The west is the best
    Get here, and we'll do the rest
    The blue bus is callin' us, The blue bus is callin' us
    Driver, where you taken' us
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