Representing totseans in Belgium

RemadERemadE Global Moderator
edited April 2012 in Spurious Generalities
Currently getting wasted in a bar that serves over 100 beers. Fear and loathing in the low countries. Europe FTW. Hot women, great beer and thank fuck for autocorrect on my phone.

http://db.tt/oz9opBBv

Hope the image came out alright. Using wifi in the pub.

Comments

  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited April 2012
    Came out winning
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited April 2012
    I really really hate you...
  • ArkansanArkansan Regular
    edited April 2012
    Damn, some people have all the luck.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2012
    Dammit, INSERTHITLERHERE, well you deserve it. Enjoy mate, wish I could be there. FUCK ME!
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    Thought I'd update but keeping it vague - guy I was with was arrested and spent a night in the Cop Shop. I slept in the car with his daughter and she is now making up lies that I stole from her etc. Now I'm getting death threats.
    My mate is now rolling to mine with the boot of the car full of bits in case shit goes down as my Dad is meeting this guy tonight to sort it out. We will be watching from a quiet corner just in case.

    It's times like this I worry about owning illegal items, but am glad I have a bulletproof vest as the guy has an Uzi in his house.

    Yeah this links in with the "major drug dealers" thread. Also this was our half-time bill...
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    And this was just plain funny.
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    19 beers (5.6% ABV) and at 4:20 no less...so we had 38, but I only had about 8 as I was on a LOT of morphine and I'm not a big drinker (I sober up in 30 minutes)

    That said the Police are total dickheads and the Belgians/French are racist as hell. English? You aren't being helped. As my mate was being wheeled away in a Police van, I walked through the now dark, unfamiliar City with a dwindling medical supply and extreme crohn's pains due to the stress and fuss of watching my then friend get beaten down with a restaurant sign and have his head smashed into the kerb, and was listening to this...

    So I will be keeping a low profile IRL as his little 5ft bitch of a hitman knows where I live and we are all ready to crack some skulls. Nobody threatens my family, especially as I have a funeral to go to in a few days for my Grandad. Drunken assholes that are easily blinded by his daughter who's a compulsive likar and admitted to me that she hates her Dad (as she has said for years) and I know she stole these things.
    regardless, I'm glad I have friends in the armed Police. If he is arrested here, he'll be deported back to his Home Country and be dead within a week because of mafia affairs. Fuck me over and you're gone regardless of the fact we have been friends for 15 years and I practically built his house with my Dad. This truly was a fear and loathing trip.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2012
    SO, I am reading this correctly the guy who is fucking with you was your friend? If he was join the club. I have made a solemn vow never to make IRL friends in Pakistan and only stick with the Totseans brotherhood. I have been fucked over myself. Family matters!
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited April 2012
    Belguim: A micocosm for the EU. and a totally failed state.

    They have a lot of ethnic issues with the whole Flemish/French thing.

    Sounds like you're in a bit of a mess. Stay sharp.

    I'm a big fan of Herge.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2012
    Ahh! .. Good movie, good movie.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    Lots of Police at my house etc. It's times like this I'm glad I have escape and stash plans. Things are improving but they are still adament I stole their Cards. I'm willing to go to Court and whenever we go over to talk about it, an armed Policeman must be present.

    Win?
    I think so. Right now anyway.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    I got a phonecall early this morning as I went to watch the sunrise over my City with my housemate and ended up walking about 4 miles, enjoying life - while wearing my bulletproof vest. I've been told by the Police and Family to keep a low profile.

    However my Father called me and I now know that there was possibly a drugs deal gone wrong whilst abroad and that I was the planned scapegoat - a great example is that my friend of 8 years is now saying he doesn't speak English. Talk about bullshit, eh? No more Police visits on my half and I spent a few hours last night looking at laws on theft and threats so have a lot of evidence if it goes further. With regards to the call, Dad said [paraphrased] that "if you keep on meddling with people, I don't care who it fucking is - your weed dealer, your customers, your mates who do graffiti or whatever, you don't live with us anymore. You're finished. Understand?"
    Nice to see I have support from my Family. All illegal activities are on hold for at least a year, which involves certain aspects of &T but I will be doing legit things like writing more of my story (I'm now nocturnal so expect a few chapters to be posted tonight) and not putting my name onto anything Bad Ideas of Chemically Imbalanced which is illegal - and my Teamspeak in and out behaviour is because I have been getting calls the past 24hrs from solicitors, mental health representatives and other people.
    Just sinking a few beers after sleeping from 9am to 6pm and just waiting it out. The funny thing is - if the people accusing me press charges, we are both as guilty as one another in different aspects so nobody wants to take it further.

    tl;dr - Family are on the verge of ostricising me for a bit as I am seen as a liability despite never leaving a paper trail and have been told to keep low as I may have someone looking for me, I can't afford to be linked to anything dubiously illegal (and so begins the computer purge of images and maybe some questionable PDF files) and am currently chilling on a mix of legal drugs and need to unwind. Nobody is taking legal action yet as I am innocent but to people with a mobster mind that have murdered in the past - they linke to settle things out of court, so in the words of my Father, a man who is a lethal shot - "my heart has been pumping out of my chest for the past 2 days and I have not slept thanks to you".
    Strange, seeing as it was his best friend. Some people.
    You live and learn.


    PS. This film is what did and what may have happened. I fucking hate Belgium now. Protip: Don't go there. it's overrated. Cheap beer and tobacco, but you soon get bored. Who'd have thought my friendly picture turned out like this? Well I'm glad I can get in touch with you guys in an emergency. I need to strengthen and renew ties to &T after all of this. I'm sorted for legal advice as I am meeting a Queens Counsel judge on Wednesday at my Grandfather's funeral as well as around 20 Solicitors he worked with so the law is on my side. I'm also getting legal help with mental health and discrimination tomorrow as that was thrown at me which is a fucking low blow. That's like me saying "damn, she must have stolen something as she was on the blob". Cunts. All this with my final University exams, so expect a lot of meetings to inform my University as I'm not scared anymore. Just got to keep on the right side of the law for a while. Even with a low level thing like smoking weed.

    But yeah, this film...

    And Eurotrip is amazing. Definitely in the top 5 of my movies I can watch and never get bored :hai:
  • ArkansanArkansan Regular
    edited April 2012
    Damn man that shit sucks. That kind of thing is why I moved away from my home town and quite associating with dealers and career criminals, I got mixed up in some dumb bullshit, similar to whats happening to you, at one point and ended up getting shot at. Fun times to be sure. I really don't know what things are like in the U.K. but I ended up carrying everywhere I went before I moved out of town, you might consider the same.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    I'm wearing protection, but not carrying anything because if I am charged and the Police accost me, then find a knife/weapon of sorts on me, that's an instant 5 year sentence. It's pretty crap here but then again, it means there is less worry when going out as most people don't want to be caught out by regular stop and searches. If I am on the right side of the law, I come across as more believable in case of any unfounded, baseless doubts. Dad is threatening to kick me out of the house if I ever smoke weed again, grow anything (which I understand) or "associate with any dodgy people" which I said is quite subjective, and that the guy I went abroad with was, in fact, his friend.
    My Mum is really supportive though, as is my Sister. I think Dad's just emabarassed and majorly sleep deprived. Also i was escorted round town by 2 plain clothes cops today. pretty sweet deal.
  • ArkansanArkansan Regular
    edited April 2012
    Right on, good that you seem to have the law on your side. I can't imagine not being able to carry any sort of weapon, I always at least have my pocket knife, and when I get the scratch together to pay for my carry license I will carry everywhere legally allowed. I hope everything works out in your favor in the long run.
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