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Dating Ghosts; How to Flirt & Shag Real Ghosts

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I should explain this guide, I know most people will get mad at this and start pointing fingers and saying how fucked up I am but the truth is I am more normal than you think. I am humble and I am friendly and if you knew me IRL you would be surprised. This is Totseans Community, this is my home where I let my imagination lose. It seems my mind is perverted at different levels and it loves reading and writing about fucked up stuff that no normal person would even consider. Keep that in mind everything I type here is fictional. It’s my way to dealing with the stress of living in an oppressed Country with strong religious values that are enforced by the society in such a way as to control your thought process. You wouldn’t survive a day without drinking of being a drug addict if you were in my shoes, yet I am clean, sober in every way and I write stuff from time to time. And yes I troll a lot and make people laugh. This guide is intended for my brother from another mother RemadE. He has some Ghost encounters and he is the inspiration for this guide. The people that actually know me will have a fun time reading what I wrote and might even suggest few pointers, for the new guys I would recommend taking the back seat and just chill out. The problem with my writing is that it’s quite explicit when it comes to details; although this is the first part I already know that the second part would be a brutal erotica. So, just keep that in mind. And have fun.

 

Ghosts are paranormal beings, in stories they’re always portrayed as bad or truly evil but what most authors fail to realize is that in the end they’re just souls and we humans consists of a soul. So, if the life energy is in the soul that does mean it still has the same lust and desires and it needs to feel loved and yes it wants closure as well. Keeping that thought in mind, it isn’t farfetched that maybe some ghosts might like being shagged by humans or they might enjoy having an intimate relationship with a living soul.

Now, we have to be realistic here, souls are mostly energy they might be weak or strong and they might have powers to communicate with you via telepathy or if you’re in a dream state or sleeping or during your REM cycle. Also, they can use devices to communicate with you but that’s another approach and it may not work in this case.

As we’re dealing with spirits, you must understand that there are real risks involved here. The spirit could be evil which is good if you’re into kinky stuff plus it depends on what you consider evil, I know some people that get off thinking that someone is a serial killer and might off them after raping them, yes people are fucked up but so are you, if you’re reading this.

So, in the ghost dating world you’re basically going by luck, it’s always a blind date you can’t know if you will end up with a number  10 or number 2 besides if you’re in it for real and want to brag about it, any number would do.  Imagine comparing notes with your friends and they’re all saying; man I banged a number 8 and so and you can just slip the picture of you shagging a ghost. No one can beat that, so if you’re looking for that ultimate status of fucking a ghost this is the right place for you to start.

Normally these guides are quite detailed and I am not sure if I should reveal all the secrets and it would be best if I create this into different chapters or sections.

 

Selecting Your Ghosts:

Selection is quite important; you don’t want to end up with a male ghost (if you’re a straight bloke). They’re quite hard to handle and chances are they will hurt you more and besides you don’t want to get anally probed by a horny male ghost. Trust me from what I heard from Mr. Spectral it’s not a good thing. Spectral is our main test subject, we use him to test aggressive male ghosts. He is quite fond of being rammed in the poop hole and according to his close lovers, he is quite loose in the back. So, he is an ideal candidate to test the extreme.

According to him, the ghosts never use lube, so it’s a good idea to keep your backend lubed, but we will talk about that in the later chapters.

First we need to find ourselves a ghost.

Research:

People die every day, dying is quite common, it’s something that everyone except immortal (Yes, I am referring to myself) experience or will experience. The creation of ghosts is result of a major trauma; it could be due to some freak accident, murder or just some stupid curse. In the end, the ghost usually is created due to some sudden and out of ordinary dead. The soul in this case is left stranded for quite some time until it has either lost its essence or transformed into a demon or has moved on.  These are all speculation at this point, we don’t really know what happens after the lights go out but it’s our best guess.

You read the papers, you check what happened and then you look at their pictures. You find the girl that looks decent enough, rule of thumb is, if you intend to bone her dead body chances are you won’t mind her soul. You don’t literally have to shag her dead body, that’s against the soul mating rule because you’re not doing it correctly. Your interest should lie her soul if you’re into this stuff.

Moving along, when tracking a newly formed ghost you need to trace their history. Ask their friends, get close to their family. Check her Facebook, basically get as much information as possible. Information is the key here because you will need to attract the ghost based on your research and yes you will need find her using that.

So, let’s assume that you’re looking for a girl named Stacy, she was poisoned and it wasn’t a painful death and died quite cleanly. That means he soul change would look quite great, do remember the soul is always naked! Keep that in mind later on.

You check her records, public records, check her facebook timeline or twitter. See where she goes, what she likes and which places are her favorite. Chances are if she did convert into the soul she will visit her most memorable places which are close to her place of death because her soul literally went off from there.

So, going to her passing away place is a good idea. You don’t need to go there in the dark, you just need roam that area whenever you have time. Just slowly whisper her name or think about her. The thoughts should be of love, attraction and communication. You need to give her soul the feeling that you actually want her. Doing that increases the energy and it lets her know that some live entity is interested in her.

This is pretty much trial and error. You keep this up on different locations. All you need to do is wait for a sign, a strong sign. Not some stupid feeling. That doesn’t count and it doesn’t work. You need to see her or have a real sensation. You’re going to shag that ghost later on; it’s required that a strong connection is made.

By now you must be creeped out and it’s right thing to do but this is totseans and we don’t shy away from anything, not even your mother.

Continuing with the ghost communication, once you have the confirmation that she is interested in you or has made the connection. The next part is reaching out.

We all know ghosts have a lot of baggage, I mean she must be pissed. Getting offed like that, who wouldn’t. So, you need to talk to her, get her to spill the beans. Listen to everything, calm her down, gain her trust. The more you work with her, the higher your chances of actually getting some real action.

This will take some time, you’re dealing with paranormal creatures, and these things just take some time getting used too. So, you work on it. Take it slow, and keep building that trust.

Once you’re at that stage, you can then switch to your side. Now this is important. You need to spill the beans about how lonely you feel and how you always wanted to have something special with a ghost and really get the soul to feel your inner pain and desire.

Ghosts love that shit, trust me. Nothing makes a ghost interested into you than pain and emotional breakdown. It’s like the secret juice.

The process will last about a month or two. We’re dealing with ghosts here, so you need to be patient but don’t be too pushy with her.

So, far we have discussed what ghosts are, how you can reach out to them and how you go about actually setting up the seduction. The next part will take about dating the ghost, moving it to your different locations and then shagging it. The shagging part is a lot different than you would expect and it’s quite complicated to explain but it can be done and it’s quite enjoyable if done correctly.

 

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