Drake the type of nigga.. compilation

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DrakeThanks for Imgur Community for making some of the best comedic lines ever. I thought I should compile the list before it’s forever lost.

  1.      Drake the type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors
  2.     Drake the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock fingers
  3.     Drake the type of nigga to safely eject his USB
  4.     Drake the type of nigga to ride a horse with both legs on the same side
  5.     Drake’s the type of nigga that comes out the shower with a towel wrapped around his head
  6.     Drake the type of nigga to search “personality” on PornHub
  7.     Drake the type a nigga to cover his eyes during the scary part
  8.     Drake the type of nigga that comment on porn videos saying “You dont have do this.”
  9.     Drake the kinda nigga to save his tears in crystal vials and name them.
  10.     Drake the type of nigga to warn a girl while getting head and hand her a cup to spit it into
  11.     Drake the kinda guy to trade a Pokemon with you, and there’s a Flower Mail attached that says, “Peace & Love”
  12.     Drake the type of nigga to take the smallest slice of pizza so all his homies can have the bigger ones.
  13.     Drake the type of nigga to pick his nose and throw his boogers in a trash can.
  14.     Drake is the type of nigga to bring a filtered watered bottle to a pick up game.
  15.     Drake the kinda nigga who covers his ears during a fire alarm.
  16.     Drake the kinda nigga who makes sure he brushes his teeth for at least 2 minutes before bed.
  17.     Drake the type of nigga who twirls his finger around the cord when he talks to his boys on the phone.
  18.     Drake the type of nigga who still owns a phone with a cord?
  19.     Drake the kinda nigga to fart in his toilet and flush.
  20.     Drake the type of nigga to pretend to be asleep in the car so his boys will carry him inside
  21.     Drake the type of nigga that dips one toe into the pool to test the temperature
  22.     Drake the type of nigga that febreezes his couch before his homies come over
  23.     Drake the type of nigga to sneak fruit into a movie
  24.     Drake the kind of nigga to text others niggas goodnight before going to bed
  25.     Drake the type of nigga to wave with both hands
  26.     Drake the type of nigga that dives in front of a voodoo swamp incantation cast by an ornery warlock
  27.     Drake the type of nigga to lick his thumb and wipe sauce from his boys face
  28.     Drake the type of nigga to roll his eyes in the back of his head when he bites into chocolate.
  29.     Drake the type of nigga who say thank you when cops give him a ticket.
  30.     Drake the type of nigga who gets upset if you don’t notice he recently cut his hair.
  31.     Drake the type of nigga to set an alarm at 11:11 to make a wish
  32.     Drake the type of nigga to hold the door open for you even though youre across the parking lot.
  33.     Drake the type of nigga to wipe after he pees.
  34.     Drake the type of nigga to try and make eye contact with you through the crack of the bathroom stall
  35.     Drake the type of nigga that steps out of the shower to pee in the toilet.
  36.     Drake the type a nigga to hold his farts when he wit his boys
  37.     Drake the type of nigga who wears two pairs of underwear just in case.
  38.     drake the type of nigga to pour milk in the bowl first then the cereal
  39.     Drake the type of nigga to tell his boys to come and share his umbrella.
  40.     Drake the type of nigga who reads the terms and conditions.
  41.     Drake the type of nigga that starts pillow fights
  42.     Drake the type of nigga who takes a girls virginity and tries to give it back
  43.     Drake the type of nigga to take a picture of another nigga, take it to the barber and say “this one please”
  44.     Drake the type of nigga to delete his Facebook status when no one likes it
  45.     Drake the kinda nigga that eats pizza with a fork and knife
  46.     Drake the type of nigga to ask you watchya thinkin bout
  47.     Drake the type of nigga to end up on Maury and wish he WAS the father.
  48.     Drake the type of nigga to say me three
  49.     Drake the type of nigga to have a night light in his bathroom.
  50.     Drake the kinda guy to fall asleep first at your sleepover birthday party
  51.     Drake the type of nigga who keeps a diary.
  52.     Drake the type of nigga that when one of his pokemen evolves, he cry and whispers, “you promised me you would never change..”
  53.     Drake the type of nigga that gives you steroids to work out harder, and when you win, tell you they were placebos and it was you all along
  54.     Drake the type of nigga to meow back at a cat
  55.     Drake the type of nigga to put his socks on with both feet in the air
  56.     Drake the type of nigga to do pushups with his knees on the ground
  57.     Drake the type of nigga that calls you back right after you hang up because he wants to say goodbye again
  58.     Drake the type of nigga that cry when he jerk it bc he don’t like cheating on his girl.
  59.     Drake the type of nigga to buy ice and take it to the north pole so he can set it free
  60.     Drake the type of nigga that would fart in the toilet and then flush it
  61.     Drake the type of nigga to get a pumpkin spice latte.
  62.     Drake the type of nigga who asks you what your super power would be if you had one, just so he could tell you what his would be.
  63.     Drake the type of nigga to wear a condom during phone sex
  64.     Drake the type of nigga that knows the moves to “Single Ladies”
  65.     Drake the type of nigga that still thinking about the girl that unfroze him in freeze tag in the 3rd grade.
  66.     Drake, the type of nigga to say god bless you after you fart.
  67.     Drake the type of nigga that cry when he jerk it bc he don’t like cheating on his girl.
  68.     Drake the type of nigga to eat spaghettios instead of alphabet soup so he doesn’t run into an x
  69.     Drake is the kind of nigga who see a bruised banana and say “who hurt you?!”
  70.     Drake the type of nigga to tell his coins that they don’t have to change
  71.     Drake the type of nigga to tuck you into bed and read you a bed time story in ALL the voices!
  72.     Drake the type of nigga to spray perfume then shimmy into the mist
  73.     Drake the type of nigga to cover his eyes while his girl is changing.
  74.     Drake the type of nigga who puts sunscreen on before going outside on a cloudy day
  75.     Drake the type of nigga to cry after sex
  76.     Drake the type of nigga that volunteer to go buy his girl’s pads.
  77.     Drake the type of nigga to put a squishy grip on his pencil
  78.     Drake the type of  nigga who will lick his hand and fix your hair in public
  79.     Drake the type of nigga that eat Doritos and makes his homie lick the cheese off his finger.
  80.     Drake the type of nigga that when someone else fart, he takes the blame.
  81.     Drake the kinda nigga that happy he meeting otha niggas
  82.     Drake the type of nigga to open a car door for another nigga
  83.     Drake the type of nigga to be a single mother
  84.     Drake’s the type of nigga who thinks he can change the man
  85.     Drake the type of nigga that wraps his beer wit a napkin
  86.     Drake the type of nigga that follows you on twitter and doesn’t ask to be followed back
  87.     Drake the kind of nigga to hold his boys hands whilst crossing the road
  88.     Drake the type of nigga to kick both feet behind him when he shoots the basketball.
  89.     Drake the kinda nigga who asks parents permission before goin online.
  90.     Drake the type of nigga to tell a treadmill “You don’t have to let people walk all over you.”
  91.     Drake the type of nigga to tie your shoes when he sees them untied
  92.     Drake’s the type of guy who cries every time his math teacher asks him to find “x”.
  93.     Drake the type of nigga who turns his spoon upside down to eat ice cream
  94.     Drake the type of nigga that will get the poison out if his buddy was bitten on the junk by a snake.
  95.     Drake the type of nigga to stop at red lights in GTA
  96.     Drake the type of nigga who has sex with his girl in the shower so she can’t see him crying.
  97.     Drake the type of nigga that says sorry, walks out, and closes the door softly when he catches his girl with another dude
  98.     Drake the type a nigga who brings a veggie platter.
  99.     Drake the type of nigga who put the dogs back
  100.     Drake the type of nigga that says robitussin after somebody coughs
  101.     Drake the type of nigga to drink capri sun out of a glass
  102.     Drake the type of nigga to put toilet paper down on the seat in his own house
  103.     Drake the type of nigga to tell everyone lights out at a slumber party.
  104.     Drake the type of nigga that acknowledges paternity
  105.     Drake the type of niggah who brings salads to a bbq
  106.     Drake that type of nigga thats says thank you after sex.
  107.     Drake the type a nigga to wipe from front to back
  108.     Drake the type of nigga to pretend to hurt himself so his boy will give him a piggy back
  109.     Drake the type nigga who says bless me when he sneezes.
  110.     Drake the type of nigga to cover his homeboys eyes and say “Guess who?”
  111.     Drake the type of nigga to give you a towel when he finishes.
  112.     Drake the type of nigga that wash his has BEFORE taking a piss.
  113.     Drake the type of guy who irons his underwear
  114.     Drake the type of nigga that calls a hookup and asks “what are we!
  115.     Drake the type of nigga to say “guy” instead of “nigga” when making a joke about himself.
  116.     Drake the type of nigga to fast-forward through sex scenes in movies
  117.     Drake the type of nigga who pee on the bowl of the toilet so his niggas don’t hear it through the door
  118.     Drake the type of nigga that calls a hookup and asks “what are we!
  119.     Drake the type of nigga whose hardest experience was getting shot on Degrassi.
  120.     Drake the type of nigga to ask a nigga if its okay to use his toilet paper
  121.     Drake the type of guy who takes his lady out and orders two cosmos
  122.     Drake the type of nigga to pat the tip of his penis with toilet paper after taking a piss.
  123.     Drake the type of nigga to leave a nightlight in the bathroom for his guests
  124.     Drake the type of nigga to bake cookies for the new neighbors across the street
  125.     Drake the type of nigga that will that will say “you the man”
  126.     Drake the type of nigga that people call Canadian
  127.     Drake the type of nigga to brush his teeth BEFORE he eats.
  128.     Drake the type of nigga to get out of the shower to pee
  129.     Drake the type of nigga to give you a loan in monopoly.
  130.     Drake the type of nigga to bring lemon squares to a rap battle.
  131.     Drake the type of nigga to tell dumbbells they smart
  132.     Drake the type of nigga to hold his ice cream cone with two hands
  133.     Drake the type of nigga to get milk and apples in his Happy Meal.
  134.     Drake the type of nigga to dry grease off pizza with a napkin
  135.     Drake the kind of nigga to run a bath for you.
  136.     Drake the type of nigga to cover his ears during a fire drill
  137.     Drake the kind of nigga that be by your side no matter what.
  138.     Drake the type of nigga to make his boys breakfast in bed, just cuz.
  139.     Drake the type of nigga who’s says bless me after he sneezes
  140.     Drake the type of nigga to put the toilet seat down.
  141.     Drakes the type of nigga that waves at you with both hands
  142.     Drake the type of nigga to do push ups with his knees on the ground
  143.     Drake the type of nigga to find all dragonballs and wish for a better life for his ex
  144.     Drake the type of nigga to have his girlfriend change his oil for him.
  145.     Drake the type of nigga who wipes his ass after farting
  146.     Drake the type of nigga who kicks his leg when he hugs his friends.
  147.     Drake the type of nigga to ask his home boys if they’re ticklish
  148.     Drake the type of nigga that only takes one candy from the bucket on Halloween.
  149.     Drake the type of nigga that lets you borrow his casserole dish and be too polite to remind you that you haven’t returned it.
  150.     Drake is the type of nigga to ask for whipped cream on his coffee
  151.     Drake is the type of nigga to keep poking you on Facebook
  152.     Drake the type of nigga that sees this post and go ‘you guys so funny!!!x’
  153.     Drake the type of nigga that sit when he pee
  154.     Drake the type of nigga to applaud for the sunset.
  155.     Drake the type of nigga to look at “drake the type of nigga” jokes, laugh and say “omg that’s so me.”
  156.     Drake the type of nigga to have a one night stand with a chick and ask “so what are we?”
  157.     Drake the type of nigga to fart in a toilet and then flush it
  158.     Drake the type of nigga who would cover for you when you were out drinking with your buddies
  159.     Drake the type of nigga that ties his shoes without bending his knees.
  160.     Drake the type of nigga to buy Valentine’s Day candy for all the people in his family, and his ex’s since childhood
  161.     Drake the type of nigga to use baby wipes to clean his penis after peeing.
  162.     Drake the type of nigga who reads the EULA and decides it’s not worth the risk.
  163.     Drake the type of nigga to blame it on the lag when he frags someone.
  164.     Drake the type of nigga to eat two gummy bears together they dont have to die alone
  165.     Drake is the type of nigga to answer his phone with “Heyyy girlfriend!” no matter who is calling
  166.     Drake the type of nigga that know in his heart that the Undertaker should be 22-0 at WrestleMania
  167.     Drake the type of nigga to hug the doorman
  168.     Drake the type of nigga that take an eyelash off his homies face, tell his homie to blow it and make a wish.
  169.     Drake the type of nigga to wipe the make up off a clowns face and tell him he doesn’t need make up to be beautiful.
  170.     Drake the type of nigga to make cookies for the new neighbors across the street
  171.     Drake the type of nigga that say “you hang up, no YOU hang up”.
  172.     Drake the type of nigga that makes eye contact with you while eating a banana.
  173.     Drake the type of nigga to say “oh you  guys!” when he reads these.
  174.     Drake the type of nigga to say “cool story bro” and be absolutely sincere every time.
  175.     Drake the type of nigga to get nudes and photoshop clothes on them.
  176.     Drake the type of nigga to fart in the toilet and flush
  177.     Drake the type of nigga who sits down when he pees so theres not splash back mess around the toilet
  178.     Drake the type of nigga to steal your girl, deeply regret it, then try to get you back together with her
  179.     Drake the type of nigga to fart in a room by himself and say ‘pardon me’.
  180.     Drake the type of nigga that would cry when his Pokemon evolved & would scream “you promised me you would never change…”
  181.     Drake is the type of nigga that takes a picture of another nigga to the barber and say “This one please”
  182.     Drake the type of nigga that dances like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel air
  183.     Drake the type of nigga to brush his cat on a daily basis.
  184.     Drake the type of nigga to go to a shopping trolley and say you don’t deserve to be pushed around.
  185.     Drake the type of nigga to say “I love you” on the first date
  186.     Drake the type of nigga that will cut your chicken strips for you
  187.     Drake the type of nigga that will put a period after “LOL.”
  188.     I’m amazed and impressed how far down I got before they started repeating
  189.     Drake the type of nigga to bring rice cakes and assorted vegetables to poker night
  190.     Drake the type of nigga to lose a fight and say “we all winners”
  191.     Drake the type of nigga to reply to these comments with gratitude for thinking about him
  192.     Drake is the type of nigga that’ll jerk off, cry and cuddle with himself.
  193.     Drake the type of nigga that does screen look when playing split screen.
  194.     Drake the type of nigga to hold his drink with two hands.
  195.     Drake the type of nigga to open a door for himself and say “Why thank you.”
  196.     “I’m so, I’m so, I’m so proud of you!” – Drake
  197.     Drake the type of nigga that helps set Waynekent up on Imgur with a nice Imgurlady.
  198.     Drake the type of nigga that read the terms and conditions before agreeing
  199.     Drake the type of nigga that snapchat his food before he eat it
  200.     Drake the type of nigga to look both ways before crossing an empty street just in case.
  201.     Drake the type of nigga that stands next to you at the urinal even though no ones using the other ones
  202.     Drake the type of nigga to not bend his knees when he ties his shoes
  203.     Drake the type of bugs to get raped in jail and dropped the charges because he felt a connection
  204.     Drake the type of nigga that don’t ask if you’ve seen “Breaking Bad” before.
  205.     Drake the type of nigga to take a girls virginity and try to give it back.
  206.     Drake the type of nigga that buys winrar to support the company
  207.     Drake the type of nigga to read the terms and conditions
  208.     Drake the Type of Nigga that offer to rub your back when your constipated on the toilet to help ease your bowels.
  209.     Drake the type of nigga to fart in the toilet and flush it.
  210.     Drake the type of nigga to click Exit because he wasn’t 18 yet.
  211.     Drake the type of nigga who pees with his pants all the way down
  212.     Drake the type of nigga to ask for a yoohoo at the club.
  213.     Drake the type of nigga to not take a shower during shark week cause he afraid of the water
  214.     Drake the type of nigga who smokes a cigarette through a cigarette holder
  215.     Drake the type of nigga to let Calgon take him away.
  216.     Drake the type of nigga to die I’m a pillow fight
  217.     Drake the kinda nigga calls farts “foofs”.
  218.     Drake the kinda nigga kiss anotha nigga goodbye on the lips.
  219.     Drake the type of nigga that if he wasn’t in the game would be rubbing lotion on women’s hands in the mall.
  220.     Drake the type of nigga to read EULA before installin.
  221.     Drake the type of nigga that steals something and then help´s the owners find it.
  222.     Drake the type of nigga to start worrying if his poop is green.
  223.     Drake the type of nigga to read the TOS.
  224.     Drake the type of Nigga who supports his kids!
  225.     Drake the type of nigga to started from the bottom now he queer.
  226.     Drake the type of nigga to cry cause he let a Pokemon get away.
  227.     Drake they type of nigga to tell one of his boys that he looks handsome.
  228.     Drake the type of nigga to stop at a red light on gta
  229.     Drake the type of nigga who cleans the toilet seat after peeing.
  230.     drake the type of nigga that goes to bathroom to fart, wipes, and washes his hands.
  231.     Drake the type of nigga who puts his “blanky” around another nigga when he says “it’s chilly up in dis bitch”
  232.     Drake the type of nigga to wear a condom even when he’s not having sex… just to be on the safe side.
  233.     Drake the type of nigga to say to a treadmill: “Dont let them walk on you”
  234.     Drake the type of nigga that puts cheese on his sub sandwich in a zig-zag fashion.
  235.     Drake the type of nigga to hear about this post, look it up and cry at the comments
  236.     Drake the type of nigga who reads the cooking directions for Kraft Dinner
  237.     Drake the type of nigga to sing about smoking weed but actually never tried it
  238.     Drake the type of nigga to cry while he beating his meat cause he’ll think he’s cheating on his girl
  239.     Drake, the type of nigga who asks to share dessert
  240.     Drake the type of nigga to eat spaghettiOs bc he don’t wanna run into an x.
  241.     Drake the type a nigga that gets a “do you like me? Check yes or no” tramp stamp tattoo.
  242.     Drake the type of nigga that if you follow him on twitter, he follows you back, and tweet’s at you “lets be great friends”
  243.     Drake the type of nigga that get his parents’ permission before going on the Disney website.
  244.     Drake the type of nigga to wear a condom during sexting.
  245.     Drake the type of nigga to align pizza bites in rows like the bag says.
  246.     Drake the  of nigga to see a bruised apple and whisper “who did this to you?”
  247.     Drake the type of nigga to eat a banana and maintain eye contact.
  248.     Drake the type of nigga to wear an apron while microwaving a Hot Pocket.
  249.     Drake the type of nigga to own five kinds of shampoo.
  250.     Drake the type of nigga to leave with the ball if you don’t pick him on your team
  251.     Drake the type of nigga that holds one leg up when he kisses his girl.
  252.     Drake the type of nigga to tell his girl you’re not pregnant we are pregnant
  253.     Drake the type of nigga to give a Everstone to his Pokemon because they’re “Perfect the way they are”.
  254.     Drake the type of nigga never hanging up first!
  255.     Drake the type of nigga that watches the notebook
  256.     Drake the type of nigga to take a cute girl home from the club at 2 a.m. and help her bake cookies
  257.     Drake the type of nigga to write songs about going home
  258.     Drake the type of nigga that will secretly watch chick flicks and cry
  259.     Drake the type of nigga to volunteer to sit on somebody’s lap when there’s no more room left in the car
  260.     Drake the type of nigga to act like nothing is wrong but secretly is dissapointed that you called someone else your best bro.
  261.     Drake the type of nigga to be shot and paralyzed but still be an inspiration and pursue his dreams.
  262.     Drake the type of Nigga to wear a comdom during Sexting
  263.     Drake the type of nigga to have a nightlight
  264.     Drake the type of nigga to see a shopping cart at Walmart and say “Don’t let people push you around.”
  265.     Drake the type of nigga to apologize to the guy who uses the bathroom stall after him.
  266.     Drake the type of nigga to pick up a soccer ball and say you don’t deserve to be abused like this.
  267.     Drake the type of nigga who spray cologne in the air and shimmy into the mist
  268.     Drake the type of nigga that tugs his niggas in
  269.     Drake the type of nigga to drink diet Sprite
  270.     Drake the type of nigga to ask to just put the tip in and mean it.
  271.     Drake the type of nigga to ask his parents before going online
  272.     Drake the type of nigga to wait 30 minutes to swim after eating.
  273.     Drake the type of nigga to buy music off iTunes
  274.     Drake the type of nigga to put ice cubes in his wine.
  275.     Drake the type of nigga that wanna talk about your feelings
  276.     Drake the type of nigga to turn off his phone during the opening credits.
  277.     Drake the type of nigga to suck dick for bus money and walk home
  278.     Drake the type of nigga to sit next to his boy in the restaurant booth
  279.     Drake the type of nigga to order a salad at a steak house.
  280.     Drake the type a nigga that takes a pregnancy test “just in case”
  281.     Drake the type of nigga that cried when his tamagotchi died.
  282.     Drake the type of nigga to like his own selfies
  283.     Drake the type of nigga to look for the same prostitute in GTA because he felt a “connection”
  284.     Drake the type of nigga to count to two minutes when brushing his teeth
  285.     Drake the type of ninja to buy his boys a ‘just because’ card.
  286.     Drake the type of nigga to buy precut watermelon
  287.     Drake the type of nigga that lets white people get away with saying nigga on the internet.
  288.     Drake the type of nigga that rolls his eyes up when he says something he really likes
  289.     Drake the type of nigga to make you a friendship bracelet.
  290.     Drake the type of nigga to eat bacon with a fork
  291.     Drake the type of nigga that wears a condom before he gets a BJ.
  292.     Drake the type of nigga to give a 30% tip
  293.     Drake the type of nigga who is named Aubrey Graham.
  294.     Drake the type of nigga to comment “pretty picture of you” to indirectly say “your’e not that pretty in real life”.
  295.     Drake the type of nigga to bootleg Diff’rent Strokes – all the seasons!
  296.     Drake the type of nigga that right swipe the entire Tinder site.
  297.     Drake be like ‘don’t be calling the bells dumb’
  298.     Drake the type of nigga to wipe his mouth when eating pussy.
  299.     Drake the type of nigga to use the air dryer instead of paper towels
  300.     Drake the type of nigga to write down everyone’s names when the teacher left the room
  301.     Drake the type of nigga to say “No you hang up” to his homie on the phone
  302.     Drake, the kinda nigga who eats chicken nuggets with a knife and fork.
  303.     Drake the type of nigga that dots his Is with hearts
  304.     Drake the type of nigga that thinks anal bleaching is the only way to say “I care for you deeply”
  305.     Drake the type of nigga to purse his lips in a selfie.

 

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