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Kids in the Hall FAQ 1.9 2/4: Episode/Sketch List
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Part 2: Episode/Sketch List for The Kids in the Hall
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Kids in the Hall Seasons
Episode/Sketch List
Who contributed to this FAQ?
Copyright Information
Kids in the Hall Seasons
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This info (opening sequences/copyright dates) was taken from the episodes
aired on HBO and Comedy Central. These opening sequences may be different
or switched around on other networks.
Opening Sequence Descriptions
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# Year Description
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1 1989 In a junk yard; fully-saturated colors; ends with troupe
casting playful shadows onto the side of a truck.
2 1990-91 Filmed driving up Yonge (Dave); down Bay (Bruce); along
Edward past the bus terminal (Kevin); and on Bloor W at
St. George (Mark); mostly black and white; "Beaver" sign
behind Mark when introducing troupe (gas station now
demolished).
3 1991-92 Troupe introduced standing at two corners of Broadview and
Danforth; other shots at one of the public swimming pools
in Toronto; artificial pastel colors; stop-motion used when
introducing troupe; Kevin does a slow peace sign in
stop-motion
4 1993 In a club/bar with band (actually SMOASP) playing;
Scott has longish hair
5 1994 Looks like a slide show/home movies with clips from
bumpers of earlier seasons; mostly black and white;
(the pregnant woman is Darlene, a friend of Scott's and
Paul's (and the other Kids) shot on hi-8 by Paul Bellini)
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Episode/Sketch List
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NOTE: If you have a sketch list, or know of sketches that aren't in this
list, please email or post!!!
This section of the FAQ contains a list of episodes of The Kids in
the Hall, with the sketches that were on each episode. The episodes are
listed by season, and the source the episode came from is noted. The
sketches are listed as follows:
Melanie's Date (MK)(2): Melanie has a date over (Melanie)
+------------- +- + +---------------------- +------
| | | | |
+- Sketch Name | | +- Sketch Description +- List of Recurring
| +- Season Number Characters in the Sketch
+- Kids in the Sketch
B = Bruce M = Mark
S = Scott D = Dave
K = Kevin P = Paul Bellini
J = Jeff Berman (the Sixth Kid)
all = all 5 - = no Kids
Sketch descriptions also may contain an identifying quote.
If anyone has any better names (including canonical ones) for these
sketches let me know. Sketches with numbers mean that they are part
of a running bit in a show (e.g. "Hotel La Rut"). Slashes ("/") mean
that one sketch runs into the next.
Shows are listed in random order within each season.
Some of the shows may be list in the wrong season -- I think CBS used the
"Season 3" opening sequence for shows that weren't originally aired in
that season.
Shows in seasons 3 and 4 are very often edited by Comedy Central, so
they may not appear as listed here.
Some recurring sketches, for example "It's a Fact", "Whores", "Thirty Helens
Agree", and "Police Department" are not formatted as above unless it is an
unusual version of the sketch (for example, Police Department Car Chase).
* means that the sketch name is official, usually taken from the credits
of the episode or titles in the sketch itself.
(###) means the episode has been verified as being a complete episode
actually shown on the network listed.
(---) means the episode is probably an edited collection of other shows
(???) means don't know
+-----------------------==> SPOILER WARNING <==----------------------+
| Although an effort has been made to avoid *major* spoilers for the |
| sketches, some of the sketch descriptions do contain spoilers!!!! |
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[???? PLEASE EMAIL ANY SKETCHES NOT LISTED HERE ????]
First Season (1989)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Dawn of the Dead (KSMD)(1): silly parody of the movie
Attilla the German Gay Lover (SMB)(1): Attilla and his lover have a spat
Thirty Helens Agree
Fire at Business Meeting (all+P)(1): fire at a business meeting at A.T. & Love
(Danny Husk)
Gunfighter (D)(1): once shot a man just to watch him die (Gunfighter)
Like Romeo and Juliet (B)(1): the lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet
Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): Hawaii was better before
Barbershop* (all)(1): Clem tells stories in the barber shop (Idiot Boy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Boo! (SDJ)(1): the author of scary books
Leslie the Vampire Fag (MS)(1): Leslie has a friend over (Brad, Leslie)
Comedy Sketch with Just a Middle (KDBM)(1): a comedy sketch premise
I Don't Have Enough Money to Pay for This Cab (MKS)(1): head crusher's
friend comes over (Mr. Tyzik)
The Darcy Pennell Show* (KDS)(1): the Darcy Pennell Show -- ugly women's
fashion (Darcy Pennell, Brad)
(Comedy Central) (###) [sketch "No Regrets*" ????]
Lonely City (MKDS)(1): what's happening in the lonely city
Businessmen Networking (BMSD)(1): Gerald and Gerald network at a business
party (Gerald, Gerald)
Lopez 1 (M)(1): man calls out for Lopez outside of a house
Fat Hitchhiker (DK)(1): man gives a "fat" guy a lift
Lopez 2 (M)(1): Lopez continued
The Donut Shop (KMBS)(1): man criticizes donut shop customers
Killed by a Lamp (K)(1): man who has to call the wife of a man who was
killed by a lamp
Lopez 3 (M)(1): Lopez continued
Becoming an Indian Woman (DSM)(1): boy who has decided to become an Indian
woman
Lopez 4 (M)(1): Lopez continued (over credits)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Salt Confiscator (all)(1): "security guard" complains about hoopla
Bad Straight Man 1 (KD)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man
Two Brothers and the Sister (MSB)(1): the drunk brothers come over at 3am
Farmer with a Tail (M)(1): the story of a farmer
One Step at a Time (DS)(1): taking things one clinging, jealous step at a time
Think I'll Go Eat Worms (DK)(1): "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus
(The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys)
Bad Straight Man 2 (KM)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man part 2
The Moon (MBD)(1): three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon
(Comedy Central) (###)
Editors 1 (SK)(1): book editors discuss what to cut
Stop the World -- We Broke Up/ (BDM)(1): song about Bobby's breakup (Bobby,
Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura)
Editors 2 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut
Sold the Land (M)(1): story of a man and his father
Life-After-Death Guy (DK)(1): the guy with the life-after death experience
The Cat (all)(1): the life of a cat, with the cat jazz band
Teacher's Secret Affair/ (DSK)(1): boring teacher has affair during class
Editors 3 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut
(Comedy Central) (###)
Crazy Love* (DBKM)(1): girls discuss cutest boy on death row
(Melanie)
Blues Man Wannabe (M)(1): the faux blues man from Vermont
The Women-Lovers (BD)(1): the men who love all women
Buddy on a Desert Island (SD)(1): Buddy stranded on a desert Island (Buddy)
Cop Impersonator (KSM)(1): drunk guy pretends to be a cop
Blonde Mechanic (KBMS)(1): the mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks
Baby* (DBM)(1): a babyless couple talks to mother in the park
(Comedy Central) (###)
Hey Baby* (DBM)(1): guys are bar bark at women
Shark Hunter Brothers (KM)(1): island-native brothers discuss manhood
Death of Rock (BD)(1): Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock (Bobby)
Pick-up Artist with Tarantulas (SM)(1): the pick up artist (Melanie)
Girlfriends Leave the Country (KD)(1): guys party when girlfriends leave
Monique the Pyromaniac (DSM)(1): Monique the pyromaniac is fired
(Comedy Central) (###)
Simultaneous Phone Calls (?)(1): two girls call each other simultaneously
The Eradicator (all)(1): the masked squash player
Ballet School (MK)(1): the cruel ballet school teacher
Businessman Head Crusher 1 (all)(1): the head crusher crushes businessmen's
heads (Mr. Tyzik)
Cause of Cancer (DB)(1): KITH discovers the cause of cancer
Pear Dream (all)(1): man wakes up from the pear dream
Kathie the Mean Mistreater (BM)(1): Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about
their relationship (Kathie, Mississippi Gary)
Businessman Head Crusher 2 (M)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Hotel La Rut 1 (all)(1): hotel where everyone's in a rut
Parachuter's Odds (all)(1): parachuters wonder about the odds
Hotel La Rut 2 (all)(1): hotel continued
First Poem (BDM)(1): Bobby -- angered by world -- writes first poem (Bobby,
Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura)
Flether Christian (D)(1): not the real Flether Christian
Hotel La Rut 3 (KSB)(1): hotel continued
Surprise Party (all)(1): Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at
A.T. & Love (Nena, Danny Husk)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Die in that House 1 (D)(1): man explains how he's going to die in that house
Cathy & Kathie & the Temp (SBM)(1): Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya (Cathy,
Kathie, Tanya)
Die in that House 2 (DS)(1): continued from above
Preacher Character Sermon (M)(1): Preacher discusses preacher characters
(Preacher Character)
Confidante to the Stars (SM)(1): Weston discusses the stars (Weston Esterhazy,
Virgil)
Die in the House 3 (DK)(1): continued from above
Teddy Bear Picnic (BSD)(1): father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story
(Comedy Central) (###)
How did this happen? (M)(1): man wonders how did this happen
Cathy & Kathie -- Is He or Isn't He? (all)(1): Cathy & Kathie wonder if the
new guy is gay (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary, Tanya)
Thirty Helens Agree
Bass Player (BK)(1): a tribute to a bass player
Thirty Helens Agree
Compensation (BMSK)(1): workmen explain how compensation works
Thirty Helens Agree
Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canada (Buddy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Love Me* (MB)(1): guy cooking steaks; guys runs up
Stinky Pink (KMS)(1): Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her
separation and new hair color (Fran)
Premise Beach 1 (KDSM)(1): A comedy premise on premise beach - people who
shouldn't run for office
Big Crouton (B)(1): the story of the big crouton
Pole Vaulter Olympic Tragedy (KMD)(1): tragedy at the olympics
Premise Beach 2 (KD)(1): People with gift heads
Gay Entertainers (KDS)(1): A monologue from Scott
Fly on Face (M)(1): girl leaves guy because of fly on his face
(Comedy Central) (###)
Lost Drum (KM)(1): man screams about his lost drum
Head Crusher Outside Club 1 (MKS)(1): head crusher crushes heads outside
a club (Mr. Tyzik)
Relationship Negotiations (MB)(1): businessmen negotiate relationships
(Gerald, Gerald)
Granpa's Poo (all)(1): family at dinner talks about Granpa's poo
Are ET's Dull? (DSKM)(1): exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials
Dull?"
If Elvis Were My Landlord (all)(1): Bruce wonders what it would be like if
Elvis were his landlord
Head Crusher Outside Club 2 (MK)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): love hurts
Man's Chest Colonized by Spain (all)(1): a comedy premise
Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): honesty is the best policy
Cabbage Head on Date (BKS)(1): Cabbage Head goes on a date (Cabbage Head)
Impromptu Tractor with Kids (M)(1): impromptu tractor formed with children
Sarcastic Guy (KD)(1): the guy who can't help being sarcastic
Buddy's Bar -- Race Relations (S)(1): Buddy discusses the races (Buddy)
Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): you can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes
Having Your Period? (all)(1): guys discuss how they want to be women
(Comedy Central) (###)
Kathie's Turning Over! (all)(1): Kathie turns over (Kathie, Cathy,
Ms. Ferguson, Secretary)
Billy Dreamer 1 (KM)(1): Billy Dreamer talks to his boss
Folk Music (D)(1): a discussion of folk music
Who's Gay...* (SM)(1): Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay
in Hollywood (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil)
Billy Dreamer 2 (KBD)(1): Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends
Scora the Gentle Shark (all)(1): the legend of Scora, the gentle shark
(Comedy Central) (###)
Deja Vu! (SB)(1): guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
Apollo the Rude (KSM)(1): rude guy ruins some friends' evening out
The Daves I Know Song (BD)(1): Bruce sings about the Daves he knows
Guy with the Good Attitude Toward Menstruation (D)(1): talk about menstruation
Let Me In! (KM)(1): man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house
Timmy (SB)(1): Timmy tries to console his mother & father
Sick of the Swiss (SM)(1): the guy who is sick of the Swiss
The Country Doctor (all)(1): the leisurely country doctor comes to save the
farmer
(Comedy Central) (###)
Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): tattoos aren't for everyone
Apathetic Burglar (SDK)(1): apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner
(Apathetic Cop)
Running Faggot Song (all)(1): the song of the running faggot (Gunfighter)
Twenty-nine Helens Agree (-)(1): promptness is important
How Businessmen Relax (DKSB)(1): tense businessmen go to the gym to relax
Truck Owner (M)(1): the story of a truck owner (Bobby's Father)
Stray Businessman (all)(1): kid brings home a stray businessman
(Comedy Central) (###)
Ping Pong Guy 1 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher's commentary
Pre-Vacation Family Blowout (SBD)(1): the family blowout before the trip
(Fran, Gordon, Brian)
Ping Pong Guy 2 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher
Chain Gang (MKD)(1): guy from the chain gang is recognized in restaurant
You Don't Like Us 1 (DKS)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan
("Nobody Likes Us" Guys)
Buddy's Bar -- Dinosaurs (S)(1): Buddy talks about dinosaurs bad manners
(Buddy)
Ping Pong Guy 3 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher
Interracial Couple (DSKM)(1): white girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet
her parents
You Don't Like Us 2 (DK)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued ("Nobody
Likes Us" Guys)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Hired Gun Concession Stand (D)(1): gunfighter that runs a concession stand
(Gunfighter)
Gorilla (DSK)(1): slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla
Ignore Them 1 (all)(1): man harassed by guys on the street
Citizen Kane (KD)(1): friends have a dispute about the name of a movie
Modern Hero (M)(1): story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley
Ignore Them 2 (all)(1): family harassed by guys continued
Salty Ham (BS)(1): Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham (Fran, Gordon)
Ignore Them 3 (all)(1): funeral goers harassed by guys concluded
(Comedy Central) (###)
What is the Fat Man Doing Across the Road Song (MK)(1): the fat man song
Pie-Eating Contest Love (all)(1): Nena and husband find out how their
friends met (Nena, Nena's Husband)
Thirty Helens Agree
"Nobody Likes Us" Guys on a Date (DK)(1): the Nobody Likes Us guys on a
date in a restaurant (Nobody Likes Us)
Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canadians (Buddy)
The Real Buddy Holly (KM)(1): what Buddy Holly was really like
Thirty Helens Agree
Dr. Seuss Bible (all)(1): a presentation of the Bible as written by Dr. Seuss
Second Season (1990-91)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Police Department (MB)(2): 2:10 p.m. Cloverdale Ave. - good cop/bad cop
(Police Department)
Phone Sex (SM)(2): guy calls phone sex and gets Chicken Lady (Chicken Lady,
Brad)
It's a Fact
Children's Novelist (KDS)(2): story of a guy who writes children's books
Police Department (MB)(2): 9:05 p.m. Richland Cresc. - best thing about being
a cop (Police Department)
Evan the Shoe Salesman (BMS)(2): Evan the intense shoe salesman (Evan, Satan,
Murray)
Faggot -- it is the Letters (S)(2): maybe it's the letters that makes
people so frightened of the word "faggot"
It's a Fact (-)(2): Bigfoot singing
Blues Man Heckler (MD)(2): Mississipi Gary is heckled (Mississippi Gary)
It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years
Suicide Note (all)(2): the Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide
attempt
(Comedy Central) (###)
I Don't Think He Has the Report (BMK)(2): man coughs up the report in a
business meeting
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 1 (KDM)(2): the hypnosis attempt
(Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Mr. Heavyfoot Runs a Marathon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
Jazz Hater (B)(2): Bruce hates jazz
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 2 (KDM)(2): hypnosis attempt continued
(Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini
contest winner (Paul Bellini)
The Affair* (KBMS)(2): story of the secret affair (Darryl)
Mr. Heavyfoot Test Drives a Car* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
The Kafuffle* (SM)(2): Buddy and the Queen's correspondence (Buddy,
The Queen, Prince Edward)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Lady is a Tramp* (DS)(2): man tries to befriend a whore (Maudre)
Businessman in a Slump (DMB)(2): Gerald is in a slump (Gerald, Gerald)
The Guy Who Speaks English (S)(2): thinks everyone should speak English
(English-Speaking Guy)
[Lady is a Tramp*] (DS)(2): man proposes to the Lady (Maudre) [NOTE: not
actually aired in this show]
Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a
chair (Gavin)
Singing Philanderer (KB)(2): philanderer sings a song in a western bar
Lady is a Tramp* (DSK)(2): Lady is a Tramp 30 years later (Maudre, Rudy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Talentless Lounge Act (KD)(2): horrible lounge act sing a song
Birth of a Nation* (SDMK)(2): birth of a nation: fascism, democracy, etc.
I Got Fired Today (SBD)(2): Gordon is fired (Fran, Gordon, Brian)
Police Department
The Man Whose Nose Bleeds At Will (all)(2): the freak show (Chicken Lady)
Police Department (SM)(2): 1:03 p.m. Cherry Beach - officer talks to Tony
Baldwin from Surf Cops (Police Department)
Money Momentum (BM)(2): the money momentum seminar (Money Momentum Guys)
Hang Ten You're Booked (SBM)(2): Tony Baldwin, actor on Surf Cops
Liposuction (all)(2): the liposuction song
(Comedy Central) (###)
Guess Your Weight (DK)(2): guy who can guess everything but weight
First Date (MB)(2): Nena's first date with a guy -- "skip the..." (Nena)
Message to Math Teachers (SB)(2): the message to the old math teacher
Leslie the Vampire Fag (all)(2): Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers (Brad???,
Leslie)
Paranoid Worker (KM)(2): worker who keeps a list of his office enemies
Scott Thompson (SD)(2): The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson
Amnesiac Restaurant Customer (BDS)(2): man in restaurant who can't remember
who he is
Cleaning-Men Whores (SB)(2): men whoring their maid service
Cathy & Kathie -- Girls' Night Out (all)(2): the girls have a get-together
and feast on cheesecake (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary???, Tanya)
Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits)
(CBS) (---) [CBS compilation episode]
Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job
Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits
(Francois, Jacques)
New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk)
Police Department (BMS)(2): (Police Department)
Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
Men's Nipples (SK)(2): Danny wants his wife to pay more attention to his
nipples (Danny Husk)
Police Department
Cathy & Kathie -- Is He or Isn't He? (all)(1): Cathy & Kathie wonder if the
new guy is gay (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary, Tanya)
Police Department -- Car Chase (all)(2): the Officers see some escaped
convicts (Police Department)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits
(Francois, Jacques)
Cabbage Head at a Restaurant (all)(2): Cabbage Head tries to seduce women
in a restaurant (Cabbage Head)
Firing Chris 1 (BS)(2): Chris is fired (Chris Belamy)
Loner with a Stubbed Toe (M)(2): the loner ponders his gangrenous toe
Firing Chris 2 (BDKM)(2): Chris is fired after five minutes (Chris Belamy)
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Evilness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness
(Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan)
Firing Chris 3 (BKM)(2): Chris is fired in a police line-up (Chris Belamy)
Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball
team (Buddy, Shona)
(Comedy Central) (###)
What I Like About Spring (S)(2): what a man likes about spring
The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old
friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband)
Trucker Businessman (M)(2): Truck Owner makes a phone call (Bobby's Father)
Paranoid Undercover Alien (DSK)(2): undercover alien overreacts to innocent
questions
Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version
Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
Bobby vs. Satan -- Guitar Fight (DMB)(2): Bobby has a guitar fight with
Satan (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Satan)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Making Up the News (M)(2): news anchorman cracks up (Channel 7 News Team)
Two Clearly Insane People (all)(2): Sizzler sisters' lounge act
(Jerry & Jerry Sizzler, Channel 7 News Team, Slimy MC)
Kathie's Dream (all)(2): Kathie wins Miss Canadian (Kathie, Secretary,
Cathy, Ms. Ferguson)
Not Allowed to Smoke in the Subway (SM)(2): two friends on subway platform
Crying Anchorman (M)(2): sad news (Channel 7 News Team)
The Phone: (-)(2): a phone rings
Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert,
Don)
The Phone (all)(2): phone rings incessantly (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
The Phone Show/Touch Paul Bellini (all+P)(2): Touch Paul Bellini Contest
(Paul Bellini)
(Comedy Central) (###)
The Heavy Pen (DK)(2): a reading of the new novel
Animal Rights Commandos (BSM)(2): Humanoids for Humanism help animals
(Humanoids for Humanism)
Lost Hair in Restaurant (DSKB)(2): man loses his hair in a restaurant
The Breakup (BM)(2): the amicable breakup turns nasty
Wood Nymph (SM)(2): Buddy spots a wood nymph (Buddy)
Bad Anecdote Guy (SMKD)(2): businessman -- "Good night! I'm joking!"
Theo the Teacher (all)(2): Theo the cool teacher confides to his class (Bower)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Police Department (MB)(2): 3:10 p.m. Cloverdale Park - bubble bath (Police
Department)
Kevin Sleeping (K)(2): Kevin shows us how he sleeps
Doug's Mistress (DSM)(2): women talks about her husband's mistress
(Bobby's mother, Bobby's father)
Stand in the New Style (SDM)(2): "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song
The Place They Call Vegas (BM)(2): on a faraway planet, son asks his father
about the Place they call Vegas
Jesus the Bad Carpenter (D)(2): proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter
Police Department (MB)(2): 2:41 p.m. Cherry Beach - my daughter, the cop
(Police Department)
Bladder Support Group (all)(2): the support group for people that won't
be tyrannized by their bladders
(Comedy Central) (###)
Nutty Bunnies (BMKS)(2): nutty bunnies frolick in a field
Buddy's Bar -- Who's Gay (S)(2): Buddy talks about who's gay (Buddy)
Darryl on a Date (MKDS)(2): Darryl has a blind date in a restaurant with a
woman on the rebound (Darryl)
Police Department
Yes Dear (MD)(2): man with nagging wife and parrot
Police Department (MB)(2): naked through the woods (Police Department)
I Don't Want it Now (all)(2): man at restaurant who wanted his bill five
minutes ago
Police Department -- Car Chase (all)(2): the Officers see some escaped
convicts (Police Department)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Charged with Being an Asshole (BKS)(2): Bruce is charged in court with being
an asshole
Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department)
Buddy in Prison 1 (S)(2): Buddy explains how he got put in prison (Buddy)
Two Clearly Insane People Rob a Bank (KDB)(2): the Sizzlers try to rob a bank
(Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
Police Department
Chicken Lady's Date (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her
apartment (Chicken Lady)
Hash Dealers (K)(2): Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops
Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car
(Police Department)
Life's Greatest Moments/ (K)(2): man in bed discussing life's greatest
moments
Courtroom/ (BDMK)(2): life's greatest moments guy pleads not guilty
Buddy in Prison 2 (BDMS)(2): Buddy also pleads not guilty (Buddy)
(CBS) (CC) (###)
Police Department (MB)(2): 3:07 p.m. Cherry Beach - bust the queen while
drinking tea (Police Department)
Head Crusher in Physical Therapy (MBSK)(2): head crusher is injured and must
undergo physical therapy to recover his head-crushing ability (Mr. Tyzik,
Nurse Unloop)
Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad
(Police Department)
Daddy Drank (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank
S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master on the street
Police Department (MB)(2): 2:55 p.m. Cherry Beach - Shelley Long (Police
Department)
Passed Out Guy in Office (all)(2): guy knocks himself out in a business
meeting and stays unconscious for days
S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master again
Gavin (BM)(2): Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone (Gavin,
Gavin's Mother)
Disillusioned-Parent Press Conference (DKS)(2): disillusioned parents hold
a press conference
Beating Up Your Old Man (all)(2): the Kids discuss beating up their fathers
(Comedy Central) (###)
Mr. Heavyfoot Kicks a Ball* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
Scott's Not Gay Anymore (all)(2): the Kids panic when they find out Scott's
not gay anymore
Melanie's Date (MK)(2): Melanie has a date over (Melanie)
Mean Doctor (SD)(2): doctor who likes telling people they have cancer
The Poo Guy (B)(2): Bruce doesn't want to be known as the Poo Guy
Mr. Heavyfoot Has a Date* (DK)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
Guy that Wants to Get Beaten Up (BDM)(2): guy on the subway platform who
apparently wants to get beaten up
Night of the Cow (all)(2): the story of the Night of the Cow
Mr. Heavyfoot on the Moon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
(Comedy Central) (###)
One of these Five Men Has Something Interesting to Say (all)(2): or do they?
The Cincinnati Kid (all)(2): the Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid
Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): Leslie de Gaulle Trio --
anti-Communist folk singers
Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story about magnetic Joe
Do You Have the Time? (DB)(2): woman misinterprets an innocent request for the
time on subway platform
Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story of some kids and a dad going to the zoo
Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): woman makes a big mistake
when accepting an award
Relax with a Trip to the Farm (all)(2): businessman likes to relax with a
a trip to the farm when things get hectic
Cathy & Kathie -- Scandalous Weekend (SBM)(2): Cathy has a scandalous weekend
when she goes to a bar (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya)
(Comedy Central) (###)
He's Gonna Give Away $1000 (MSB)(2): song in western bar
Police Department (MB)(2): 3:31 p.m. Park Ave. - ticketing my car (Police
Department)
Decorator Demon 1 (KDS)(2): man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment
Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini
contest winner (Paul Bellini)
Police Department (MB)(2): 9:20 a.m. Pleasant Acres - grave of first traffic
ticket (Police Department)
Governor with the Hooker (KDMS)(2): governor talks with hooker in hotel room
F-ing Good Ham (all)(2): Bobby accidently says a bad word in front of his
parents (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Bower, Laura)
Decorator Demon 2 (KD)(2): demon continued (over credits)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Humanoids for Humanism Meeting/Cabbage Head 1 (BSM)(2): the Humanoids for
Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head (Humanoids for Humanism)
The Chain Letter (DBK)(2): businesmen discuss a disturbing piece of mail
Plunger Salesman (M)(2): man talks about a great plunger salesman
(Bobby's Father)
Cabbage Head Shot (all)(2): Cabbage Head is shot (Humanoids for Humanism,
Cabbage Head)
It's a Fact
Impatient Guy in Line (DKM)(2): guy waiting in grocery store line impatiently
(Melanie)
Confidante to the Stars -- Spoon-head Party (S)(2): Weston Esterhazy's
Hollywood spoon-head movie "Eliza's Party" (Weston Esterhazy)
Cabbage Head Talk Show (BSM)(2): Cabbage Head talks about his religious
conversion while on a talk show (Cabbage Head)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Playing Charades (all)(2): group of people play charades, when one has to
leave...
Gavin Pricing Meat (BKM)(2): Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop while his
mom gets a makeover (Gavin, Gavin's Mother)
Police Department
Who's to Blame!?! (DKB)(2): boss looks for someone to blame for the bad
weather (A.T. & Love Boss)
Police Department (MB)(2): 1:33 p.m. Park Ave. - cloud shapes (Police Department)
The Tea Party (DSB)(2): two destructive guys have a tea party with their
lady friend
The Party -- How the Hell Am I Supposed to Know That? (DKMS)(2): man makes
inadvertant inappropriate comments at a party
Police Department (MB)(2): 9:40 p.m. Pleasant Acres - ex-partner (Police
Department)
Great Sex Phone Messages (M)(2): the man who has many answering machine
messages that says he's good at sex
Tube Top of Justice (B)(2): the story of the Tube Top of Justice
Complicated Italian Movie with Francesca Fiore (SD)(2): man in a bar tries
to explain a Francesca Fiore movie (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Impotency Cured! (SMK)(2): man embarrasses his friend at a bar
Cathy & Kathie & Decaf (all)(2): everyone in the office is exhausted (Cathy,
Kathie, Tanya, Secretary, Ms. Ferguson)
Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): Tess & Lars, who built cars
I Speak No English (DS)(2): the guy who speaks English meets a guy who
claims to speak no English (English-Speaking Guy)
Darryl the Big Brother (KMS)(2): Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother"
(Darryl)
Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the office party of shame
Two Years Late for a Date/Screw You Taxpayer!* (all)(2): bad sketch is a waste
of taxpayer money
Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the Stones concert
The Doors (BK)(2): man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album
(CBS) (###)
It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
Message to Richard Nixon (BS)(2): a message to Richard Nixon
Caffienated TV Tit-Watcher (D)(2): guy who watches for tits on TV
America (B)(2): Bruce salutes America
Politician Jam-Taster (MSK)(2): politician judge at a jam-tasting contest
Girls Backstage at the Play (SBM)(2): girls backstage discuss the new play
It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
Arms in a Tank of Dead Fish (all)(2): guys who hold their arms in a tank
of dead fish
It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) (over credits)
Third Season (1991-92)
Note that shows in this season are very often edited by Comedy Central, so
they may not appear as listed here.
(HBO) (CBS) (CC) (###)
Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)
The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage
He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)
The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj,
Christine)
He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45)
Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself
of sexual harassment
He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45)
Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid,
Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)
(HBO) (CC) (###)
History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing
Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls
On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera
Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse)
On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island
The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans)
On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache
Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secret
(HBO) (CC) (###)
Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku
Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin,
Father, New Mother, Murray)
Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku
King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex
(Dean, Lex)
Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into
show business
Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor)
Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku
Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect man
(Comedy Central) (###)
Obnoxious Golf Guy (KD)(3): the obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk
Those Earrings Are Mine (all)(2): guy tries to explain away his affair
(Robert)
Flying Pig 1 (BDKM)(3): the flying pig at the bank line (Flying Pig, Darryl,
Guy in Line)
Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen,
Prince Edward)
Flying Pig 2 (BKS)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
Awards Show (all)(3): the movie awards show
Flying Pig 3/Police Department (BM)(3): (Flying Pig, Police Department)
Substitute Axe (DK)(3): ax murderer tries to borrow an ax (Ax Murderer)
Flying Pig 4 (BMK)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
(HBO) (CC) (###)
Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police
Department)
Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the
Winged Avenger at their hideout
Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend
(Brad)
Police Department
Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home
alone
Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just
stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives
Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex
Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)
(HBO) (CBS) (CC) (###)
Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson
looks like
One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister
(Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears
After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death
experience (Mississippi Gary)
Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men
It's a Fact
Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn,
Satan, Bobby)
(HBO) (CC) (###)
Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer
and security guard (Police Department)
Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob
Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon
Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police
Department)
Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy)
Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane)
Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police
Department)
Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory
(Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Live with Mom or Dad? (MDBS)(3): kid has to decide who to live with
Pit of Ultimate Darkness on a Date (KDB)(3): Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a
date in a restaurant (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Bruce Lookalike 1 (BD)(3): the guy who thinks he looks like Bruce
Crazy Guy in Waiting Room (SM)(3): crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room
Why Did They Have to Take the Word "Gay"? (M)(3): lady wonders why gays had
to use the word "gay"
Bruce Lookalike 2/Dad Died -- Call Mom (KBMD)(3): brothers are told their
dad died and they quibble over change (Doctor)
I've Been Kidnapped (all)(3): Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that
he has been kidnapped (Danny Husk, White-Haired Criminal)
(HBO) (CC) (###)
Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig
(Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk)
Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint
The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes
on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell,
Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig,
Guy in Line)
Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes
thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon
Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya)
Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy
in Line)
Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over
credits)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts
Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
"What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs
through alternate versions of reality in his mind
Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy)
Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change
its name (Armada)
Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about
her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
(HBO) (CC) (###)
What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for
drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house
Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and
tells his date about his mother (Darryl)
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued
(Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an
absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's
100th Waiter
(HBO) (CC) (###)
On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married
(Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady)
Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch
Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of
the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head)
Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop)
On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore,
Bruno Puntz Jones)
(Comedy Central) (###)
But First... (DMKB)(3): Businessmen -- "I'd like to begin the presentation,
but first..."
Tanya the Temp Leaves (all)(3): Tanya the temp leaves the office (Cathy,
Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson)
Open Letter to Wheel Stealer (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the guy that
stole his bike wheel
The Mouse (M)(3): story of a guy's conflict with a mouse (Tucker)
Open Letter to Wheel Stealer Watchers (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the
people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel
The Murder Trial (all)(3): guy lies on the stand to get away with murder
Scott Buying Beer (SB)(3): Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for
some underage youth
(CBS) (---)
Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): complete version
Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
My Pen! (all)(3): office worker has his pen taken
Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show
and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC)
Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole
lotta milk-a".
Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball
team (Buddy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Einstein (DK)(3): Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter
Gut Guys (MBK)(3): they guys with big guts at a bar
Wedding Reception 1 (BD)(3): the wedding reception, toasts, etc.
Terrier Song (BK)(3): the Terrier Song (Terrier)
Wedding Reception 2 (MB)(3): wedding reception continued
The "Ascertain" Guy (BD)(3): the guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain"
Wedding Reception 3 (SBK)(3): wedding reception continued
Darryl the Waiter (all)(3): Darryl at his job as waiter (Darryl)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges
(Police Department)
Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only
on the sound of his voice
Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin,
Gavin's mother)
Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy)
Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers)
Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)
(Comedy Central) (###)
It's a Fact
Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body
in a field (White-Haired Criminal)
Scott's Double 1 (all)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving
Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald)
Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage
Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued
Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray)
It's a Fact
Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain
It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Police Department 1 (BMS)(3): Stanfield Park - police find a dead body (Police
Department)
Accent Teacher (KM)(3): teacher teaches accents
Making Potato Salad (B)(3): red beehive lady makes potato salad (Myra)
Don't Blame the Clown (SD)(3): clown causes trouble in business meeting
(Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
Drag Revolution (S)(3): drag queens take over
Police Department 2 (BMSD)(3): 10:03 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued
(Police Department)
The Phantom of the Warehouse (all)(3): bad boss becomes the legend
Police Department 3 (BM)(3): 10:36 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued
(Police Department)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Fag! (S)(3): guy coming out of house repeatedly called fag
Sleepwalking 1 (SDB)(3): Brian pretends to be sleepwalking (Fran, Gordon,
Brian)
Dog Trainer (KD)(3): guy tries to train his useless dog
Relationship Section (BDK)(3): couples sits in relationship section of
restaurant
Painting with Darryl (M)(3): Darryl on his show "Painting with the Inner
Child with Darryl" (Darryl)
Sleepwalking 2 (SB)(3): ...later that same night (Fran, Gordon)
Girl Drink Drunk* (DK)(3): businessman addicted to girl drinks
(Comedy Central) (###)
Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job
Bruce the Small Guy (BD)(3): Bruce wonders how tall he is
Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole
lotta milk-a".
The "I Want a Raise" Guy 1 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise
Gimmel-100 Salesmen (BMS)(3): money momentum guys sell Gimmel-100 organs
(Money Momentum Guys)
The "I Want a Raise" Guy 2 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise continued
Buddy's Bar -- Tammy the Pop Star (all)(3): Buddy discovers Tammy (Buddy,
Tammy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Stewardesses in Diner (SKBD)(3): they burst in asking if anyone can fly a plane
New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk)
Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people"
when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie)
Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show
and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC)
Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars
and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie)
Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some
blatant abuse (Police Department)
Farmers in a Diner (DK)(3): two farmers discuss celebrities
My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie)
Police Department (SM)(3): 9:52 p.m. Fellow Lane - they discuss a movie over a
dead body (Police Department)
(Comedy Central butchered episode) (###)
Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)
The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage
Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people"
when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie)
New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): Steam room talk (Danny Husk)
It's a Fact (-)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)
Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars
and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie)
The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj,
Christine)
My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie)
It's a Fact (M) (3): Bargaining for more money
Fourth Season (1993)
Note that shows in this season are very often edited by Comedy Central, so
they may not appear as listed here.
(Comedy Central) (###)
Whores (SDK)(4): "I meant to say yes!" (Whores)
Gavin -- Door-to-Door Missionaries (BMDK)(4): Gavin is visited by door-to-door
religious missionaries (Gavin, Gavin's Father)
Car Stalled (SK)(4): car is stalled -- "Try it now." (Danny Husk)
Dull since the Heart Attack (BM)(4): the men who have been dull since the
heart attack
Whores (SDM)(4): nervous guy and the sock puppet (Whores)
Kevin's Family and Airport Movies Series (KS)(4): similarities, coincidence?
My God They Can Read My Thoughts (KDS)(4): man is stunned to discover fellow
businessmen can read his "thoughts"
Awkward Thanksgiving (MKBD)(4): the awkward family Thankgiving dinner with
the brother at home
(Comedy Central) (???)
Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial (DSM)(4): a memorial (Channel 7 News Team, Nena?)
The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing (B)(4): man has a loveless relatioship
with his dog (Terrier)
Whores (SDBM)(4): (Whores, Police Department)
Pitiful Mechanic (KM)(4): the really pitiful dumb mechanic (Tucker)
Spider on the Face (KD)(4): man wakes up with a giant spider on his face
Whores (SD)(4): (Whores)
Whores (SD)(4): (Whores)
Hyper Business Executive (BK)(4): the hyper businessman has heart problems
Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby (all)(4): cabbie delivers rush-hour baby
(Comedy Central) (###)
Sarcastic Conversation Baiter (KD)(4): Man baits another man with sarcasm
at a party
Chicken Lady Visits Her Old House (all)(4): Chicken Lady visits the house
she grew up in (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker)
He's 45 (B)(4): cool guy fires assistant (He's 45)
Bad Doctor -- Confusing Names (DS)(4): doctor confuses Banning/Manning/Fanning
(Doctor)
Seven Things to Do Today (KD)(4): the strage guy with a list of things to do
(Thug)
He's 45 (BM)(4): cool guy looks for a new employee (He's 45)
He's 45 (B)(4): cool guy hires a new employee (He's 45)
Fran & Judy the New Widow (SDB)(4): Fran comforts Judy the new widow (Fran,
Gordon, Judy)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Chalet 2000* (all+P)(4): episode-long sketch has the Queen avoiding scandal
by seeking out Buddy (Buddy, The Queen, Francois, Jacques, Terrier, Santa)
(Comedy Central) (###)
What a Best Friend Is (B)(4): man describes what a best friend is
Anal-Probing Aliens (DKM)(4): anal-probing aliens question their work
(Tucker)
I'm a Good Worker Now (DBM)(4): man tries to get his old job back
Whores (SD) (4): Discussing plastic surgery (Whores)
Rod Torfulson's Armada (BMK) (4): Discuss throwing out the guitarist (Armada)
Do Re Mi Song (all)(4): the Kids sing "Do, a Deer" (Terrier)
Dear Guy I Clotheslined (D)(4): an apology to the guy Dave clotheslined
Whores (SDB)(4): (Whores)
Parents who Find their Son's Pot (MSDK)(4): parents find their son's pot
(Nena, Nena's Husband)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Lucky Lobster (DKM)(4): the promotion is in the bag
There's a Fine Line Between 1 (B)(4): fine line between nice guy and...
Sudelmans (MBS)(4): the Sudelmans negotiate (Sudelmans)
Ted's Church of the Very Bright Lights (KDM)(4): Ted's follower has doubts
There's a Fine Line Between 2 (S)(4): fine line between confidence and...
In the Old Days/Buddy's Bar (MS)(4): in the old days, the men knew who the
men were... (Buddy)
Lackluster Incompetent Cop (MK)(4): the lackluster cop investigats a
burglary (Apathetic Cop)
Warrior-Within Weekend (all)(4): Danny Husk goes on a men-only retreat
(Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Inexperienced Cannibal on Trial (DKS)(4): the inexperienced cannibal's trial
Santa Claus Visits Childless Couple (all)(4): Santa Claus visits (Santa)
Spot Bellini Contest Winner (BP)(4): Breakfast with Bellini (Paul Bellini)
Wrong Number -- What Have you Done with Frank? (KD)(4): man who got wrong
number demands to know what happened to Frank
Tammy Video -- Ain't Gonna Spread for No Roses (BM)(4): Tammy shows off
her new video (Tammy)
My Art! (KB)(4): man borrows another man's art to show his girlfriend
(Comedy Central) (###)
Whores (SD)(4): are you a transvestite? (Whores)
Darryl on a Date -- Mozart (MB)(4): Darryl gushes about Mozart (Darryl)
Whores (SD)(4): TV's Alice (Whores)
Fireman Wannabe (DKM)(4): the man who decided to be a fireman
Buddy at the Cemetary (S)(4): Buddy remembers a friend (Buddy)
Steven the Stupid Drunk (BK)(4): man talks on phone with Steven the stupid
drunk
Whores and Rudy (SDK)(4): Rudy drives a cab (Whores, Rudy)
Kevin Uses His Celebrity -- Should I? (K)(4): Kevin debates whether or not
to use his fame
(Comedy Central) (###)
Bike Courier Working on Two Hours Sleep (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce
White Filipino Boy (SD)(4): man talks to a white Philipino shoe-shiner boy
I'm Charging You (BM)(4): Sid & Sharisse fight outside an opera house (Sid,
Sharisse)
The Architect & the Atrium (KDM)(4): architect demands an atrium
Drunk Chick from Winnepeg (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce
Politically Correct Art Class (DSB)(4): art class rebels against politically
incorrect art professor
He's Just a Hopeless Romantic (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce
Bob the Angelic Sexual Surrogate (KSD)(4): Bob acts as sexual surrogate for
a couple
(Comedy Central) (###)
Michael the Incompetent Receptionist (BD)(4): Michael can't remember things
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Employee-Employer Exchange (KD)(4): Simon
Milligan and Hecubus switch jobs (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
Police Department (MB)(4): 9:42 a.m. Cherry Beach - grilling the gullible
rookie (Police Department)
Psychic Delivery Service (KMSD)(4): old women taken advantage of by psychics
Police Department (MB)(4): 10:53 a.m. Cherry Beach - more of the gullible
rookie (Police Department)
Making Answering Machine Messages (KB)(4): couple tries to make their
answering machine message
Police Department (MB)(4): 3:51 p.m. Cherry Beach - rookie and the dead body
(Police Department)
Mr. Tisane and the Trial (all)(4): Francesca Fiore is put on trial
(Mr. Tisane, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Police Department (MB)(4): 5:57 p.m. Cherry Beach - sound a fridge makes
(Police Department)
Sid & Sharisse and the Pizza Guy (BMK)(4): Sid threatens the pizza shop
employee (Sid, Sharisse)
Police Department
Ed the Fraud Businessman (DMK)(4): the businessman who thinks he will be
revealed a fraud
The Whores and Rudy (SDK)(4): "Shut up!" (Whores, Rudy)
Mark's "Fan" Mail -- the Secret of Nudity (M)(4): Mark reads his fan mail
and reveals the secret
Police Department (MB)(4): 3:38 p.m. Cherry Beach - vacation pix (Police
Department)
Tarzan the Businessman (DKB)(4): Tarzan in the business world (Chris Belamy)
Detective Peter Prince -- the Kitty Case (KSMD)(4): Kitty is missing
(Comedy Central) (###)
Bigot Cabbie -- Chinaman (SM)(4): the Bigot cabbie hassles a "chinaman"
(Bigot Cabbie)
Gezbo the Video-Selling Clown (BM)(4): the Money Momentum Guys sell videos
in a hospital (Money Momentum Guys)
Police Department (MB)(4): 8:48 a.m. Cherry Beach - suspicious guy in the
neighborhood (Police Department)
The Whores & Rudy & the High School Diploma (KSDM)(4): The Whores help
Rudy study for his high school diploma (Whores, Rudy)
Stupid Affair Attempt (KDS)(4): woman makes an idiotic attempt at an affair
Pickle Nightmare (DK)(4): one man's pickle nightmare
Christine and Raj Switch Tables/Bigot Cabbie (SM)(4): Christine and Raj
try sitting at a different table (Raj, Christine, Bigot Cabbie)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial for Fiore Parfums
(Francesca Fiore)
Seven Things to Do Today (KD)(4): weird guy tries to accomplish his list
of seven things to do (Thug)
Cheap, Crappy Art (BM)(4): the cheap cheezy art collection (Shirling Guy)
The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing (B)(4): man has a loveless relatioship
with his dog (Terrier)
Cyril St. John the Escapist (DKSM)(4): the story of Cyril St. John
Steps* -- Gay Marriage (DSK)(4): discussing gay marriage (Steps)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore)
Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy)
The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies
reveals it to her boyfriend
I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his
assistant into a rat
Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy)
Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters
a man in a shoe store
Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy)
The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Street Fight -- Parents Watching (BDM)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers)
Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl (SB)(4): Cathy and Kathie gossip about the
new girl (Cathy, Kathie)
Street Fight -- Confusion (BDK)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers)
Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band (MKD)(4): Darryl explains that he
sees an Oompah Band in his head (Darryl)
Street Fight -- Unfair Fight (BD)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers)
Buddy -- Virtual Reality (S)(4): Buddy explores VR (Buddy)
Cyril St. John the Escapist (DKSM)(4): the story of Cyril St. John
Hardboiled NY Rednecks (MK)(4): is it a bear or a deer? (Rednecks)
(Comedy Central) (###)
The Flirt (BD)(4): the guy who flirts with another man's wife in front of him
Awkward Talk with Father in the Hospital (all)(4): man doesn't want to hear
his son say "I love you" (Doctor, Don)
Police Department (MB)(4): 1:20 p.m. Cherry Beach - got a puck (Police
Department)
The Junkie on a Date (KM)(4): the heroin junkie explains his situation
The Scared Airline Pilot (SDB)(4): airline pilot hides from his crew
Police Department (MB)(4): 11:05 a.m. Cherry Beach - preparing for undercover
work (Police Department)
Melanie goes Rollerblading (DMK)(4): Melanie meets someone while
rollerblading (Melanie)
Sausages (BSMK)(4): bizarre, surreal sketch about a man in a sausage factory
[incomplete]
Cathy and Kathie (SKBD)(4): They withstand some company restructuring and
share jobs (Cathy, Kathie)
The Voices (B)(4): Bruce describes the torment
Steps* -- Hot (DSK)(4): guy-watching and saying "hot" (Steps)
Chad's 13th Birthday (BK)(4): His dad initiates him into manhood in the
family tradition
Cheap, Crappy Art (BM)(4): the cheap cheezy art collection (Shirling Guy)
Steps* -- Gay Marriage (DSK)(4): discussing gay marriage (Steps)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Governor's Wrong Number (DS)(4): the governor calls a wrong number at a
crucial moment
Spot Bellini Contest (all+P)(4): Bruce explains the rules (Paul Bellini)
The Fight Pickers (BD)(4): they take on a biker and his goldfish (Fight Pickers)
Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Multiple Personalities (KD)(4): Hecubus and his
multiple personalities (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
The Fight Pickers (BD)(4): they take on two guys in suits (Fight Pickers)
The Sandwich People (B)(4): Bruce talks about various sad peoples
Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association (SK)(4): A man's contact lenses
keep bothering him (Danny Husk)
Bauer at Kyle's (SKD+P)(4): Kyle is surprised to find Bauer making himself
at home, and Bellini appears (Bauer, Paul Bellini)
(Comedy Central) (###)
7 at 11 News - Weatherman is Not God (DSM)(4): the weatherman is not God
(Channel 7 News, Nena)
Emergency Room Joker (DMBS)(4): A seriously injured patient takes time out for
a few gags
Donovan responds to Scott's ad (S)(4): A man responds to Scott's personal ad
Out of Body Experience (all)(4): Myra Ketchell's family has Thanksgiving dinner
and her husband offers her the neck (Myra)
Sex Girl Patrol (all)(4): an apparently Jamaican director introduces his
"very sexist" new film (Preacher Character)
So says you! (KD)(4): A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death
(Comedy Central) (###)
Can I Turn on the Radio? (MK)(4): guy's singing bothers his buddy (Rednecks)
Becoming a Booster (B)(4): Kathie describes how she became a Blue
Jays fan (Kathie)
The Losers (MB)(4): they do competition beer bottle tossing into their kitchen
sink (The Losers)
Traveling Blade Sharpener (DK)(4): Ax Murderer needs blade sharpened during
a murder (Ax Murderer)
Times Are Changing (SDB)(4): Fran learns about salsa, peanut sauce and meals
in a pill (Fran, Gordon and Brian)
The Losers (MB)(4): they do competition rubber ball bouncing into their
bathtub (The Losers)
Forced Date (all)(4): two people are forcibly introduced to each other
What Am I Doing (KDB)(4): married man dreams of affair with his maid
The Losers (BM)(4): fire in the apartment (The Losers)
Fifth and Final Season (1994)
(Comedy Central) (###)
God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God
New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job
(directed by Bruce)
Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife
Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy)
Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy)
Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores)
Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse
dipping areas
(Comedy Central) (###)
Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department)
Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?)
Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene
Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the
police department (Gavin)
Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
Guy who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBK+J)(5): the guy who consoles crying
people in the hospital
Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan,
Satan, Murray)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave
Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated
Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores)
Love (B): Bruce monologue about love
Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts
Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores)
Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting
Whores (DS)(5)
They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad
Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall
(Chicken Lady)
Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people
Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker
555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad
Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight
555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad
Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy)
Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
(Police Department)
You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight
problems
Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
(Police Department)
Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin)
(Darryl)
Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran)
Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
(Police Department)
The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents
(Steps)
Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo
Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together
Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane)
Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant
Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Janitor Retires (DM)(5): janitor retires from a school
Marriage Denial (KB)(5): man repeatedly denies being married
Francesca in Yugoslavia (asdf)(5): Francesca & Bruno make movie in Yugoslavia
(Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
Police Department (BM)(5)
Police Department (BM)(5)
Let the Flirting Begin (all)(5): guys flirt with new woman in office
No-Chocolate Diet (D)(5): man repeatedly swears off chocolate
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby
Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy,
Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie)
Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy)
Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers)
Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat
Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy)
Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police
Department)
Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner
Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts
Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy)
This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste
Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm
(Tucker)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes
Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse,
Sid's Friend)
Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores)
Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things
Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores)
Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who
died of AIDS
Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did
you kill that guy?" (Police Department)
Disgusting Old Man (KMD)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife
(Disgusting Old Man)
The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks
Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting
(directed by Bruce)
Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
(Police Department)
Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work
Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy?
Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks
Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of
"Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy)
Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates]
(Buddy)
Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a
friend
Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores)
Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store
(Money-Momentum Guys)
The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret
The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug)
(directed by Dave)
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston
Esterhazy, Virgil)
Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad
Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers
Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear
Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a
fight
Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes
songs
Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life
(Comedy Central) (CBS) (###)
Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean
Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last
call (Sudelmans)
The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid
Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates]
Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?)
The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking
(Comedy Central) (???)
Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office
Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps)
"Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash
Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by
Bruce)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department)
Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect
Steps (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps)
Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy,
Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?)
Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Scott on stardom (S)(5): A monologue from Scott on stardom
Danny Husk Sweats (DSB, others?)(5): Danny Husk sweats a nice smell (Danny
Husk, his wife, A.T. & Love Boss, Gavin)
Mushroom boy (M)(5): A monologue from the mushroom boy
Boiled potatoes (MDSK)(5): A man has an idea for a new restaurant
The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his
performance reviewed by executives
Hillbilly's Problem (MDSK+J)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow
kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T.
& Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his
cable (Disgusting Old Man)
My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department)
Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had
Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl)
(Comedy Central) (###)
Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects
Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism)
The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen)
Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills)
Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy
Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still)
Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor,
Nurse Unloop, Terrier)
Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded
(Comedy Central) (incomplete - missing opener and others)
Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates
Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce
Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number
(Comedy Central) (Incomplete)
Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party
The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his
performance reviewed by executives
Hillbilly's Problem (MDSK+J)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow
kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop)
Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)
orphan sketch:
A Date in the '90s (BS): a man and woman discuss very nineties subject
THE FINAL EPISODE SKETCH LIST
(Comedy Central) (###)
End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini)
Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada)
The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute
Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar
On Censorship (KDB)(5): "recap" of censored episodes
A.T.&Love Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya,
Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T.&Love Boss)
Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini)
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