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Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/part3
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{[email protected]}
(September, 1993)
** SIXTH Season Episodes (1991-92) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
Larry Jacobson
Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
105. 09/08/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)" (601) [Taped: 08/16/91]
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are
expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces
the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not
very pleased either, and they take it out on him.
["Baby" (in dream) .. Abraham Benrubi]
106. 09/15/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)" (602) [08/23/91]
Kevin Curran
Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some
solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for
belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory.
Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton
Man with nose .... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass
107. 09/22/91 "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) [08/30/91] {15.7/24}
Kevin Curran
Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room
for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud
builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody
else can seem to remember it right.
Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt Nelvia ........... Ellerine!
Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff Melba ............ Gita Isak
Melvin ........... Rick Scarry Harry ............ Jeff Michalski
Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee
108. 09/29/91 "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) [09/06/91] {14.6/22}
Teleplay: Brian Scully, Story: Allan Davis
Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition,
and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells
his to stake her moneymaking endeavors.
Doug ............. David Dario James ............ Bert L. Cook
Adam ............. B.T. Taylor Tony ............. Tom Perna
Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise Kid .............. Christian Guzek
109. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91]
Stacie Lipp {13.9/21}
While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings
(that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-
baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes
food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to
replace the pregzilla Peggy.
Bum .............. Robert Lesser Topsy ............ Renee Tenison
Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison
Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton Jorge ............ Seth Dillon
Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer
110. 10/13/91 "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) [09/27/91] {12.1/17}
Ellen L. Fogle
When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy
goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with
her cousins.
Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson Possum Boy ....... John Gerard
Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw
111. 10/27/91 "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) [10/11/91]
Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *
Despite overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake,
Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once
fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him.
[Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode]
Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter
112. 11/03/91 "GODS SHOES" (608) [10/18/91]
Ellen L. Fogle
Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god",
whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money
that Jefferson took from Marcy.
Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky Host ............. Larry Jacobson *
Bob .............. Brad Parker Lola ............. Megan O'Hara
Scary Mary ....... June Foray
113. 11/10/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)" (609) [10/25/91]
Larry Jacobson
Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school
teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
"Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and
some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut
of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested.
Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
114. 11/17/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)" (610) [11/01/91]
Larry Jacobson
Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network
brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous)
suggestions. [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall
"Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew",
"Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and
staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.]
Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Samantha ......... Georgi Irene
Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier
Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara
115. 11/24/91 "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) [11/08/91]
Larry Jacobson
Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by
a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her
expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that
can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife.
Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange
dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being
absent since show #607]
Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James
Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd
Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ............ David Wells
Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph Jack Dallas ...... Ron Leavitt *
116. 12/01/91 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) [11/15/91] {14.0/20}
Stacie Lipp
Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's
new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim
that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie".
Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery
117. 12/22/91 "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING" (613) [12/06/91] {12.1/19}
Katherine Green
The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a
former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al.
Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott
118. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] {13.8/20}
Kevin Curran
Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl
excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving.
Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over to play a new board game called
"Ethical Dilemma".
Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Biff ............. Dan Clark
119. 01/19/92 "JUST SHOE IT" (615) [01/10/92] {12.4/19}
Lisa Chernin
Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk
High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy?
Director ......... Steve Vinovich Caterer .......... Tom Reilly
Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd
Casting Executive . George C. Simms Himself .......... Steve Carlton
Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner
Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones
120. 02/09/92 "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) [01/24/92] {12.0/16}
Ilunga Adell
Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers
him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first
bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this
episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been
provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Also, instead of the normal
still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky
playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ]
Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo
Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd
The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran *
121. 02/16/92 "THE EGG AND I" (617) [01/31/92] {14.2/20}
Ellen L. Fogle
Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for
reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg.
Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr.
News Anchor ...... Larry McKay [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*]
122. 02/23/92 "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) [02/14/92] {14.0/20}
Larry Jacobson
It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from
Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest,
which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be
no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking
them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share
sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone.
Stan ............. Fred Willard V.J. ............. Roger Rose
Himself .......... Edd Byrnes Themselves ....... Anthrax
123. 03/01/92 "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) [02/07/92] {13.4/20}
Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse *
Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly
TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he
has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet,
Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the
whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five
psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?
Madam Inga ....... Candice Azzara Big Bob .......... Travis Venable
Zelmo ............ Steven Trevor Hakbar ........... Z.Z. Clark
Psychic #1 ....... Larry Udy Old Lady ......... Barbara Perry
Thursday Markowitz . Andy Flaster Buck the Man ..... Kevin Curran *
124. 03/22/92 "HI I.Q." (620) [02/21/92] {14.7/22}
Steve Crider
An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is
issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason
behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the
usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This
challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.
Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind Guard ............ Gary Epp
Delbert .......... James Quarter Margie ........... Rana Mack
Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown Man .............. Tim Hill
125. 04/05/92 "TEACHER PETS" (621) [03/06/92] {14.7/22}
Katherine Green
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested
in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student
smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy
has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating
Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along)
with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad",
while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI]
Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross Kid .............. Ric Coy
Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook
Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams
126. 04/19/92 "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) [03/13/92] {13.4/22}
Stacie Lipp
When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job
as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by
her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land"
where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud).
Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around
the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room.
Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall
Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr. Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox
Guy .............. Mitchell Dean Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France
Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee
127. 04/26/92 "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) [03/20/92] {13.1/20}
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first
they must push the Dodge to a gas station. Unfortunately Al is broke
after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids
the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps.
When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive
contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves
Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women.
Joe .............. Phil Buckman Jim .............. Colby Chester
Betty ............ Leah Ayres Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth
Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe
Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini Karin ............ Anna Keller
Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz Eva .............. Jane Frances
Hilgar ........... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
128. 05/03/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)" (624) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.9/19}
Ellen L. Fogle
The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of
male Bundys---and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor
of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed
a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton
residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in
order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die
outside the city so the curse does not get transferred to them.
[Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and Stacie Lipp do a walk-on
appearance together; LJ says "show salesman".]
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran *
Voice of Nearby Dogs .. Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye *
129. 05/10/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)" (625) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.5/20}
Stacie Lipp
After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive
in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she
is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up
with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a
warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way
to Lower Uncton, before it's too late.
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran]
130. 05/17/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)" (626) [03/30-04/17/92] {11.6/18}
Kevin Curran
With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind
them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger.
Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued
by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns.
Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's
ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on
concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a
good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. [Note: the England
Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.]
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran]
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** SEVENTH Season Episodes (1992-93) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp
Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman
Michael G. Moye
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
131. 09/13/92 "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" (701) [08/21/92] {14.9/23}
Arthur Silver
The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts
a new year. In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and
wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year
old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy. She sees
this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try.
Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie"
[Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode]
Zemus ............ Bobcat Goldthwait Ida Mae .......... Linda Blair
Seven ............ Shane Sweet
132. 09/20/92 "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP" (702) [08/28/92]
Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle {13.1/20}
While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses
men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date.
Ralph ............ Corey Feldman Lorraine ......... Liz Vassey
Seven ............ Shane Sweet D.J. ............. Dusty Street
[girl ............ Lisa Rieffel]
133. 09/27/92 "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY" (703) [09/04/92] {12.1/18}
Richard Gurman
When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a
date for him at random. Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost
his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a party for Seven
at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the
public park private for his own son's party. [Note: Kelly's birthday
is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd]
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Phillip .......... Andrew Masset
Gwen ............. Sherry Rooney Parachuter ....... Frank Lloyd
Worker ........... Weston Blakesley Brian ............ Ted Roberts
134. 10/04/92 "AL ON THE ROCKS" (704) [09/14/92] {14.3/22}
Andrew Smith
When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill,
Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where
it's the bartender who's topless. Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other
Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Gladys ........... Diane Delano
Patron #1 ........ Sherlock Ganz Woman ............ Laurel Ollstein
135. 10/11/92 "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE" (705) [09/25/92] {12.9/19}
Ellen L. Fogle
The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the
heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in
the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt
to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al. Unfortunately, the only
thing Al wants is a steak dinner.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Sales Lady ....... Penelope Windust
Guy .............. Keith Coulouris Girl ............. Jocelyn Kelly
136. 10/25/92 "FRAT CHANCE" (706) [10/02/92] {12.3/19}
Larry Jacobson
To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity
"Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage)
lacks fun... and women. A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna
get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel
some breasts".
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Ahmed ............ S. Kyle Parker
Francis .......... Andy Milder Gus .............. Elek Hartman
Girl ............. Kathleen McClellan Gerri ............ Jamie Luner
137. 11/01/92 "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY" (707) [10/16/92] {9.8/14}
Stacie Lipp
The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness-
and a new 2 cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys
hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging. [Note: Ron Leavitt
and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report);
Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles]
Muffy ............ Kari Coleman Volunteer #1 ..... Pearl Shear
News Anchor ...... Cynthia Allison Storekeeper Jim .. Hartley Silver
Doug ............. Michael Goldfinger Volunteer #2...... Flora Burke
Activist #2 ...... Cynthena Sanders Activist #1 ...... Jim Chiros
Man .............. Ed Burke Beer Girl #1 ..... Cindy Margolis
Beer Girl #2 ..... Robin Killian Beer Girl #3 ..... Tonya Poole
138. 11/08/92 "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE" (708) [10/23/92]
Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * {12.0/17}
Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly.
This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before.
Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior
to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.
Wayne ............ Brian Doyle-Murray Miss Parker ...... Charlotte Booker
Carol ............ Lisa Robin Kelly Girl ............. Aubree Mazzola
Customer ......... Bert Cook Seven ............ Shane Sweet
139. 11/15/92 "ROCK OF AGES" (709) [10/30/92]
Al Aidekman
When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a
shoe-selling contest. The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which
the family turns into four standbys. But that doesn't keep them from
hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians. Al masquerades
as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks". The Bundys later join
in to sing for "Old Aid". [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics]
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Himself .......... Spencer Davis
Himself .......... Richie Havens Himself .......... Robbie Krieger
Himself .......... Mark Lindsay Himself .......... Peter Noone
Himself .......... John Sebastian Attendant ........ Aaron Lustig
Petal ............ Theresa Lee V.J. ............. Mark Goodman
140. 11/22/92 "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN" (710) [11/13/92]
Stacie Lipp
Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late
western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit". But where
does that leave Peggy?
Funeral Director . Dan Castellaneta Priest ........... James R. Sweeney
Man .............. Emilio Borelli Lorraine ......... Laurel Lockhart
Harry ............ Robert Ackerman Voice of Newscaster . Bill Applebaum
141. 12/13/92 "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY" (711) [11/20/92]
Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon
Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home
and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally
discover the money and grant it to themselves.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Julie ............ Leslie Ryan
Bank Nerd #1 ..... Stan Chandler Bank Nerd #2 ..... Tim Maculan
Toni ............. Jennifer Pusheck Bank Teller ...... Michael Mitz
Old Man .......... Richard Mayer Coed #1 .......... Alex McLeod
Coed #2 .......... Sabryn Genet
142. 12/20/92 "CHRISTMAS" (712) [12/11/92]
Ellen L. Fogle
In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls
christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy,
Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974).
Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has
caused Al's present predicament. They sing him the following song:
With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you:
12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning,
9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training
guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach
killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall...
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Bartender ........ Dennis Cockrum
Ishowitz ......... Fred Sanders Elf .............. Kevin Thompson
Charity Santa .... Ed Morgan Matt ............. Matt Leavitt *
Samantha ......... Samantha Leavitt* Santa ............ Monty Hoffman
Freckled Girl .... Kristen Martin Assistant ........ Sara Shearer
Denise ........... Paula Bernard Lolly ............ Kristen Semon
Polly ............ Cheri Semon [Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran]
143. 01/10/93 "WEDDING SHOW" (713) [12/18/92] {12.4/17}
Arthur Silver
The Bundys are going to a family wedding. Peggy can't decide what to
wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams.
Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight
black leather is always best. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride
to be much better than he should! [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly
a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"]
Janie ............ Joey Lauren Adams Corky ............ Sara Melson
Heidi ............ Andrea Elson Natalie .......... Robin Killian
144. 01/17/93 "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS" (714) [01/15/93]
Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender
It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing
trip and make him referee their constant bickering. Meanwhile, the
kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Johnny ........... Joel Gretsch
Mindy ............ Terri Wilgren
145. 02/07/93 "HEELS ON WHEELS" (715) [01/22/93]
Stacy Lipp
Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by
getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries
it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it is Al who really
takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least
until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.
Lulu ............. Paris Houghton NBC Announcer .... Todd McLaren
146. 02/14/93 "MR. EMPTY PANTS" (716)
George Tricker
Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer
the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex
symbol.
Bertha ........... Cynthia Szigeti Steve ............ Steve Bean
Man .............. Cain DeVore Antoine .......... Brian Jensen
Fredo ............ Jack Kenny Candy ............ Kristi Ducati
Sandy ............ Avalon Anders Mandy ............ Janne Halskov
Anchorman ........ Arthur Hanket
147. 02/21/93 "YOU CAN'T MISS" (717) [02/12/93]
Joel Valentine & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse *
After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game
show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results.
Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from
knowing what day it is.
Candy ............ Chantal Dubay Adam ............. Bill Maher
Henry ............ Brian Leckner Eugene ........... Matt Winston
Tania ............ Allison Barron Rodrico .......... Ron Evans
Betty ............ Kiamalise Budak Carol ............ Tiffany Sloan
148. 02/28/93 "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES" (718) [02/19/93] {12.4/18}
Richard Gurman
Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess
(Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and
later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as
the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune
singing as much as anything else. The crew is rounded out by Bud, as
Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the
Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck. Meanwhile, Al has a battle
of his own with an overflowed toilet.
Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison Black Bob ........ Eric Menyuk
Black Ben ........ Gene LeBell Black Bert ....... Frank Lloyd
Seven ............ Shane Sweet
149. 03/14/93 "GO FOR THE OLD" (719) [02/26/93]
Stacie Lipp
When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior
citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games,
in which he shows--and gets--no mercy. [Note: an announcer reads
the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to
let the old guy win. Well, then you haven't been paying attention
for the last seven years. But, what we really wanted to do was to
give a lesson to all the kids out there". Then Al has the last word:
Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".]
Ira .............. E.D. Miller Official ......... Kevin Brief
George ........... George Feinstein Vendor ........... Mario Roccuzzo
Cheerleader ...... Peggy Gilbert Cheerleader ...... Jerrie Thill
Cheerleader ...... Georgia Shilling Cheerleader ...... Marian M. Wells
Stadium Announcer. Todd McLaren
150. 03/28/93 "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) [03/18/93]
Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse *
Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he
decks him to halt the crime. Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I
broke into his face". [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits;
Kelly sitting alone, waiting. "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"]
Laurie Diamond ... Melanie Chartoff Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
Burglar .......... Randall "Tex" Cobb Judge ............ Edwin Owens
Sandy ............ Brooke Stacy Mills Anchorwoman ...... Kari Coleman
151. 04/11/93 "MOVIE SHOW" (721) [03/19/93] {10.9}
Ellen L. Fogle
Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate
her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile
boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a
girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are
sitting in the theater and making the following comments:
Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great.
Al: Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard.
Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary.
Bud: Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle
[director of photography], I heard they're secretly married.
Al: Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man!
Whoa, here come the Columbia logo!
ALL: Booooo!! ]
Frank ............ David Boreanaz Usher ............ Craig Benton
Salesgirl ........ Kimberly Brooks Lon .............. Nick Oleson
Liz .............. Elena Statheros Lex .............. Phil Dominguez
Lil .............. Anahtt Minasyan
Man .............. Robin Francis Robinson
152. 04/25/93 "TILL DEATH DO US PART" (722) [03/26/93] {11.0}
Stacie Lipp
Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though
the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Now its up to Al to get
himself back into shape. [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the
first time in this episode.]
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153. 05/02/93 "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES" (723) [04/09/93] {10.3/15}
Kevin Curran
Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store,
but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him
back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with
a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes". Meanwhile,
Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer.
Ms. Blaub ........ Susan Peretz Manager .......... Peter Jason
Habib #1 ......... S. Kyle Parker Habib #2 ......... Ted Davis
Herself .......... Charlene Tilton
154. 05/09/93 "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE" (724) [04/16/93] {9.6/16}
Larry Jacobson
While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his
cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a
Lincoln and a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for
50K, so she starts collecting "K's". [Note: during the end credits,
Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50Gs"]
Joe .............. Rob LaBelle Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
155. 05/16/93 "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS" (725) [04/23/93] {12.2/19}
Arthur Silver
Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee
on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks
for help from Bud---the guilty party.
Jimmy ............ Abraham Benrubi Dee Anna ......... Barbara Moore
156. 05/23/93 "THE PROPOSITION" (726) [04/30/93] {13.1/21}
Arthur Silver
Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone
like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High. Now she is
offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but
will Peggy agree to give up Al?
Coco ............. Vanna White Phil ............. Kevin Schon
Customer ......... Jane Childerhose
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** EIGHTH Season Episodes (1993-94) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Creative Consultant ................. Ralph R. Farquhar
Richard Gurman
Co-Producer ......................... Larry Jacobson
Producer ............................ Stacie Lipp
John Maxwell Anderson
Supervising Producer ................ Kim Weiskopf
Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Associate Producer .................. Michael Greenspon
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
157. 09/05/93 "A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?" (801)
Kim Weiskopf / Tony Singletary
When Al manages to get prime tickets to an all-star basketball game,
Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things turn even
worse when she trades places with Al just before his former seat is
chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to
net herself a basketball player.
himself .......... Vlade Divac himself .......... Clyde Drexler
himself .......... Xavier McDaniel Team Official .... Roy Fegan
Man Behind Al .... Gerald Emerick P.A. Announcer ... Ray Clay
FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS:
a. __ b __ " episode title " ( c ) [ d ] {e/f}
writer(s) / director
a. episode number by airing order d. date of taping
b. original air date e. rating
c. production code f. ratings share
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[ Copyright © 1993, Dean Adams. All rights reserved. ]
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