Life — Totseans

Where is Master Enso

scorpmed — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 09:56:56 +0000

Hi
Everybody
Need some advice, please
Anybody know how to remove paracetamol
Please

What are YOU eating?

DNA4ever — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:27:10 +0000

I got turtle flavor chex mix.
That's all there is to eat here.

Tips to fix slow reactions in snb method

Heisenberg421 — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 11:07:49 +0000

I'm wondering what could cause the scenario of a SnB reaction that started off fine, but then the reaction slows down suddenly and how to fix it.. If ice water bath is the answer what are the guidelines for making one?

How to Make Love to Your Dog [Published]

MrFriendlyFace — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:49:55 +0000

This guide is dedicated to DogCuntFucker. Stay fucking that dog pussy bro.

Legality
It is currently prohibited in thirty states to have sexual contact with an animal. This is why you must keep it a secret and make sure that you are secluded during the act. Here is a list of states that it is illegal in:

http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ovuszoophilia.htm

Why make love to my dogs?

Deep inside, your dog secretly hungers for more than the companionship offered in the usual human - dog relationship. They are LONELY, and tired of all these mutts who don't know what they're doing fucking them so roughly. That is where you come in. We humans are much more intelligent than dogs, and thus can make better lovers IF we educate ourselves. Plus, dogs make great lovers for humans as well. Their sloppy tongue feels great against my balls, and their oral skills on girls far surpasses that of any human male due to them having much longer tongues enabling them to reach places a human can not.

Anatomy

Before you can proceed to making sweet love to your dog, you must first understand their sexual anatomy. This is crucial to being able to sexually satisfy your dog.

Females

Before they have their first heat, the opening of the vagina is very small. Once it opens up for the bitch's first heat, the opening never goes back to as small as it once was, though it will shrink a bit when she is no longer in heat. Depending on how large the dog is, the first 1 - 2 inches of the vagina is at a 45 degree angle upwards, then goes on a few more inches until it ends at the cervix. Inside her vagina is also her bladder, which she urinates from. She also has a clitoris just inside her vulva. Here is a diagram:

Heat cycles are also important to know if you are going to be penetrating her vagina so that you will be aware of when she will be most receptive to your come on. The first stage is proestrus. The bitch's vagina swells up and releases a bloody discharge. The stage lasts for five to nine days and she will NOT be receptive to your sexual come ons in this stage. The next stage, extrus, is when she will be the most receptive. The stage also lasts five to nine days and is when the bitch will be open to your love.

Males

Dog penises are very different to that of humans. They have a bone inside of their penis to provide support, and it enclosed in a sheath in order to keep it protected from the environment. Sperm is produced in testicles similar to that of us humans though.

Oral:

First you will need to give the dog full access to your privates. Lay on your back on the edge of your bed and spread out your legs as far as you're comfortable doing so, with your legs off the bed giving your dog the best possible access to your pussy or penis. The first time, offer your dog a treat and spread it out on your genitals to get him/her used to licking you there. Peanut butter works well, but it varies from dog to dog. Just use whatever your dogs favorite treat is. If you're a guy, be EXTRA CAREFUL not to let him bite your balls off while he's licking you. My dog Rex was licking peanut butter off of my shaft once and he nibbled a bit. He didn't bite too hard, but I was bleeding a bit. I wouldn't recommend putting your penis inside your dogs mouth unless you're 100% sure she won't bite.

You can also give your dog oral. Start by gently rubbing his shaft until it becomes erect and leaves its sheath. Then give it a nice lick before swallow him whole. He should cum pretty quickly, all dogs are born with premature ejaculation. Expect a lot more cum when he ejaculates than you would from a human.

There's also the possibility of doing a 69 with your doggy. Lay under him and stimulate him/her with your mouth as your dog stimulates you as you've done before. I recommend trying this once you've already tried oral both ways.

Vaginal
Alright, time for some fucking! Get on your knees, put your torso on your bed and let him fuck you doggy style like the filthy bitch you are. Put some peanut butter on your pussy, let him lick it off you, and when you're good and wet he'll be able to smell it, and he'll mount you. Once he puts his knot inside you won't be able to remove it without injury to him and yourself until he's gone soft.

You can also be fucked your dog in a number of other positions. Just experiment until you find one you and your dog really enjoy. The missionary position is probably the most popularly used one among dog lovers.

If you want to fuck your dogs vagina, wait until she is in the estrus stage of heat. She will be willing to accept you inside of her then. Massage her clitoris gently to arouse her and then thrust your penis inside of her. While you're fucking lean in and bite her on her neck and ears to show you're dominant and that she's to submit to your will.

Don't neglect the fun of playing with her nipples as well. Female dogs are superior to humans in that they have at least six nipples for you to suck on and play with.

That's all for now, I might add some more information later if I'm not feeling lazy.

Anal

Before trying anal sex with your dog, make sure you get plenty of practice first so that you are able to take him fully. Purchase a dog penis dildo and work your ass with that until you're able to take him fully. You also need to accept that his knot may be in your ass for thirty minutes. Buy a dog dildo and practice with that. Lube up with olive oil or another natural oil, if you use Vaseline your dog's penis will fall off in to your asshole and you'll be forever stuck with a doggy penis up your ass. Lube up real good outside and inside your bum to make it easy for your dog. Also make sure your bum is clean of poo or you better be ready to lick that poo off your dog's dick when you're done. Now get in to the doggy position and take that dog cock up your ass.

BDSM

Feeling adventurous? Dog's hunger for sex extends beyond the conventional. They want to be bound and ball gagged. They want to be whipped on their sweet little doggy ass. They want to be bitten. They want you to light a candle and pour the hot wax on them. It's your responsibility as the doggy's lover to give him/her what they want. Just make sure you have a safe word set up in case it gets too intense. "ROOFOOFOOFOOF" works well. Me and my bitch use light bdsm play as foreplay all the time.

Is it gay?

jdog123 — Thu, 01 Jun 2017 16:49:13 +0000

Is it gay if my wife said the only way she will start to swallow my nut and let me nut in her mouth all the time, if I try my nut once first. So is it gay to achieve the end result?

To even think of it is gross to me because I find it repulsive I'm not gay or bi.

So if answer is gay besides always forcing her head to stay there as I nut.
Any Ideas?
She don't like the taste So should I sprinkle some sugar in her mouth before I nut so she likes it?

ladies sexy lingerie

chineselingerie — Fri, 11 Aug 2017 01:27:18 +0000

This super sweet idea is as airy as it is pretty, cheap lingerie sites and it's a great option for underneath jumpsuits or rompers.

Sure, sure, pink babydoll nightie the ones below feature a little lace detail, but with a loose fit you get to feel all the flouncy, fancy fun you want.

One word: CHEAP. Another plus size cheap lingerie word: COMFORTABLE. Another few words: Always an option when it's way past laundry day and you don't want to go buy anything!

Plus, wearing your boyfriend's clothes is a staple cute plus size lingerie of cute and sexy things couples get to do.

This old-school option is back in an unexpected way as both lingerie AND regular-day attire.

Double it into a night-out dress or wear underneath maxi dresses and T-shirt dresses, and you've got a pair of undies and a dress that will never let you down or fail to make you feel sexy.

Always mysterious, tights are a fun way to ~sexify~ a look and skip the underwear altogether. Plus, they surprisingly do add warmth and can be an appetizing surprise to layer underneath jeans in the winter.

A LINGERIE store operator corset style bra

agdfgasd123456 — Tue, 08 Aug 2017 08:05:40 +0000

has gone to war with Yarra city council after her family were forced out of an unsanctioned apartment built at the back of the shop.

Helena Smirnis spent a year sleeping in the corset style bra changerooms of her Collingwood business, Siren Doll, while building bedrooms for her school-aged sons without a permit.

Now womens bikinis sale she claims they will soon be homeless and living on the street because council officers have demanded they tear down the new structure.

Helena suit underwear Smirnis with bedding in her lingerie store changerooms. Picture: Kylie Else

I have been leasing this shop for nearly 20 years and now Yarra city council have made my boys and I homeless, she said.

It comes under commercial and has a heritage overlay, but the building behind mine is under the same overlay and people live there in a three-storey apartment.

The order followers at the council have no compassion and I think its more about money than safety.

Ms Smirnis said the council was, technically, a private company and should focus on providing services.

The local council is unlawful and unconstitutional and they are acting illegally by removing me from my home, she said.

I spent every Sunday, the only day I don't work, building the home for a year and now I have to tear it down -because they wont let me -rebuild and implement the safety aspects into it.

idk

asparkinthedark — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:01:04 +0000

First time here and wtf?! Where's Better Living Through Chemistry? Where's Bad Ideas? Where's Totse?!
O Well, just recorded some random thoughts and wanted to post it somewhere social but anonymous, so hear ya go.

Singles

Helen — Thu, 22 Sep 2016 17:32:55 +0000

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Urgent: Need a PHP Dev (or some with some knowledge or just a programmer)

Dfg — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 10:31:07 +0000

Okay, this is simple enough problem. I am already digging through the mess, I remembered that some of us have worked with PHP and can easily handle certain task. Here is the problem:

[h=3]Step 2: Creating Upsell Payment Links[/h] Now that you’ve created your upsell Pitch Pages, it’s time to add accept and decline payment links to them. An upsell payment link is the same as any other payment link, with the exception of these two parameters: cbur (response type) and cbf (session identifier).
The cbur response type parameter tells ClickBank if the customer has accepted or declined your upsell offer. Therefore, your upsell Pitch Page must include two payment links, one with an accept (a) value and the other with a decline (d) value.
For example, the accept button should use the following payment link format:
http://3.somenick.pay.clickbank.net/?cbur=a
The decline button would use the following payment link format:
http://3.somenick.pay.clickbank.net/?cbur=d
Advanced Users:
The cbf session identification parameter allows you to offer upsells to customers with disabled browser cookies (approximately 10% of customers). You are not required to use the cbf session identification parameter; however, if it is not used, customers with disabled cookies will be redirected to the standard order confirmation page, rather than your first upsell Pitch Page.
When the customer makes a purchase, ClickBank will pass the cbf parameter to your first upsell Pitch Page. You must then capture the parameter and pass it back to ClickBank in the payment link. This may be accomplished using a dynamic programming language such as perl, php, jsp, asp, .net or others.
If you are not experienced with dynamic programming, we recommend hiring an experienced developer for assistance.
An example of how to retrieve the parameter using php is: $_REQUEST.
Example payment links:
http://3.somenick.pay.clickbank.net/?cbur=a&cbf= passed>
http://3.somenick.pay.clickbank.net/?cbur=d&cbf= passed>

via: http://www.clickbank.com/help/vendor-help/vendor-tools/one-click-upsell/

I have the flow funnel in place but I need the CBF details.

Just to give you an idea how this works.

A) User goes to a payment page such as payment.html. He clicks on the payment link and then gets into the funnel.
User pays the money and registers his account and then gets taken immediately. [This I am trying to fix because I think I saw the problem here]

I need a script that can capture the cbf parameter and forward it to the next page. It should be quite simple but for the life of me, I can't figure it out. Need help.

Paul Walker, We will miss you

Dfg — Sun, 01 Dec 2013 12:43:15 +0000

For starters this is the crash video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=399_1385876750

It's extremely troublesome to watch especially since you know the face that well and here is the copy pasted story.

''Fast & Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies at car crash. Burning wreck Caught On Video

Actor Paul Walker, who shot to fame as star of the high-octane street racing franchise "Fast & Furious," died Saturday in a car crash in Southern California. He was 40.

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Walker's publicist Ame van Iden confirmed his death, but said she could not elaborate beyond statements posted on Walker's official Twitter and Facebook accounts.

Walker was a passenger in a friend's car and both were attending a charity event for his organization, Reach Out Worldwide, in the community of Valencia in Santa Clarita, about 30 miles north of Hollywood.

The website for the charity said the Saturday event was intended to benefit victims of Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines.

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=399_1385876750#LMKx8pvXHsjk7W5v.99

Actor Paul Walker, who shot to fame as star of the high-octane street racing franchise "Fast & Furious," died Saturday in a car crash in Southern California. He was 40.

Walker's publicist Ame van Iden confirmed his death, but said she could not elaborate beyond statements posted on Walker's official Twitter and Facebook accounts.

Walker was a passenger in a friend's car and both were attending a charity event for his organization, Reach Out Worldwide, in the community of Valencia in Santa Clarita, about 30 miles north of Hollywood.

The website for the charity said the Saturday event was intended to benefit victims of Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines.

The crash took place about 3:30 p.m. (6:30 p.m. ET), about 300 yards from the office park where the event was held.

The Santa Clarita Valley Signal, citing a sheriff's deputy at the scene, said a red Porsche appeared to have lost control.

Deputies arrived at the scene to find a vehicle on fire, the sheriff's department said in a statement.

Once fire crews put the flames out, they found two occupants, both of whom were pronounced dead at the scene.

Saturday evening, all that remained was the burnt mangled metal of the car and a light pole that had been knocked down.

R.I.P mate

Is anyone else here an atheist?

StephenPBarrett — Thu, 03 Sep 2015 23:08:38 +0000

I am. I just want to know if there are other totseans here who share my disbelief.

So, let's get in good shape.

Dfg — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 23:07:17 +0000

I am starving.

The appalling Mr Bogan. — Sun, 31 May 2015 05:21:57 +0000

How about you?

So, Dfg tell us about the wonderful Country your in

Dfg — Fri, 01 May 2015 03:53:06 +0000

Well, the traffic to Manila sucks cocks, the weather is unexpectedly hot all the time, but that was like expected. Plus, I did live in Pakistan, so extreme hot weather is a non issue for me. I just need time to adjust. The one thing I miss is the workout routine, I have a bench here and two dumbells, I need to get the rest. The main issue right now is my Cargo which did arrive on 29th but now is waiting to reach the warehouse where i can pick it up. Yesterday I went to Manila to get it and got pwned in the process, it was a 9 hour ordeal and I only got the contact information from it. Did cost a lot thought, 4000 Peso for the Car! For anyone reading, that's 90 USD! So, yeah living here is expensive but I expected my first week to cost a fuck load of money :(. I am hoping I will make up for the loss by: A) Working hard B) Starting my own venture (I mean that's the whole point of being here, to do what my mates are doing and step into the real world). Now to bit everyone might be waiting for, did Dfg got laid? Well, no. Because right now in my mind is my beloved system which will release on Monday, yes pussy seems awesome but thanks to Red Pill I have learned that your life is meaningless if you don't have self control. Plus, I am not visiting, so I can take my marry time to select the best fuck possible. I got tinder and I have 96% match rate and that's fucking brutal. I get instant matches. I even have a date today that might end in fucking. BUT the point isn't about getting my dick wet, that's like a byproduct of being here. The point is to make your future. This place is expensive for someone like me, I am learning the ropes fast and managing expenses and not wasting money. The best part of living here is the chef. My mate has a chef that cooks paleo diet, it's like fucking awesome. Best thing in the world, so yeah I am enjoying being here. I do sleep alone and I do get nervous but it's all part of growing up. I will keep you posted and this time, you will have pictures as shit and even video blogs :D. No sex tapes for a while though :p

Ask someone from Miami questions

Elektrobeagle — Wed, 15 Oct 2014 01:04:13 +0000

Let me contribute to the racist Cuban stereotypes.

The most depressive album ever, Fit to Fat

Dfg — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 18:58:43 +0000

Man, rethink about marrying man.

http://imgur.com/a/6ovAV

I have bloating issues :(

Dfg — Fri, 17 Apr 2015 21:53:15 +0000

I think it's time I go and get myself checked, I was just doing cardio and my bloated stomach kept making it a bitch, this isn't an isolated incident, it directly affects my lifestyle. I have narrowed down the causes in this case.

A) Seating for long hours.
B) Not having a regular routine
C) Not moving much
D) Not control diet

I actually tried different method, removing fiber and basically helped remove bloating and made me leaner but that can't be the only cure. I am thinking of visiting the dentist and then going to a doctor and getting my stomach checked and then going to a skin specialist. Better get these things sorted asap.

Enough to make a grown man cry...feels

Dfg — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 01:00:57 +0000

http://imgur.com/gallery/jelby

I guess I will....

If you hate pedos read this

Darth Beaver — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 03:39:48 +0000

There was an MC at bike events here in West Central Florida by the name of Randy C Akers AKA Radical Randy. He has been dropped from all the events he was the regular MC at including Quaker Steak & Lube's bike night, Plant City Bike Night, Zephyrhills Music and Motorcycles and many others all over the South Eastern United States. He has been charged with sexual misconduct with a minor several times over the last 15 years and has beaten the charges every time as his mother is wealthy and connected. But this time his ass is finally in the trick bag.

He has been married to the same woman for ten years who has a daughter that just turned 19. He has been diddling her for the last five years. The poor girl just came forward 4 months ago after fleeing to Arizona 7 months ago. She has contacted the authorities with the support of her mother and Randy's future ex-wife. He was on the lamb with his whereabouts unknown even by the tight knit biker community in Seffner, FL. He resurfaced last month when his mother took out a $200,000 loan against several of her properties to pay for what is sure to be a costly legal defense.

He has a facebook page for his business Radical Event Promotions. This pages privacy setting are such that you do not have to be accepted by him as a friend to post on his timeline. I have 7 or 8 troll only facebook accounts which I have been using to post pedobear images and other pedo memes as comments to the events on his timeline. He has thus far blocked 3 of these troll accounts. He has close to 1500 friends who have all received, by now, the notifications of these comments I have posted.

Why am I telling all of you this? Think Bill Keller. Think publicity. Think trolling for something of value rather than just trolling the same 50 to 100 users who are immune to it after over a decade of trolling one another. So if you hate pedos, want to troll the fuck out of one, and ruin his business for any client that follows him on facebbok simply start hitting the time line for his account with the usual shenanigans that I know this crew is capable of.

https://www.facebook.com/radicalrandyone?fref=ts

Phone number 813 763 2097

Anti-depressant discussion. AKA - What the fuck is wrong with me (Poll also)

Hellz-Fury — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 23:36:11 +0000

So recently I was re-diagnosed with depression, I hadn't been on medication for it for 6-7 years. The one I was on before worked, which was Zoloft and Zoloft I am unfortunately not allowed to take due to probation since it shows up as a false positive for benzodiazepine. They now have me on Wellbutrin (Bupropion) which is making me feel like a fucking wide awake zombie with no emotion and my nerves are shot or just fine and it works which is abnormal since they said it usually takes 8 weeks to start working but for the time being what the fuck should I do, I am tired of this up and down shit because it is making me even more depressed than normal when I am on the down side of it and going back up and being teased with how I should feel is making me as close to suicidal as I have ever been. I know I won't kill myself unless I relapse and say fuck it and OD on something, cause I would rather feel good on the way out. Thoughts? Suggestions? Molotov GlaxoSmithKline for manufacturing this weird shit? For the time being the only thing keeping me entertained is Totse so I am just going to post more. Even fucking video-games don't help right now, and that was the only thing that would bring me out of my depression, so I am pretty fucked now as soon as I suck the fun out of the forum.

test

Slartibartfast — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 04:32:55 +0000

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Magic Mushrooms Grow Brain Cells

Darth Beaver — Wed, 24 Sep 2014 14:41:01 +0000

It seems to me that this support Terence McKenna's "Stoned Ape" Theory.

Think about it. Early men were hunter gathers before we discovered agriculture. We followed the herds as they migrated due to weather. We ate seasonal fruits, nuts, and other plants along with the meat from the herds we followed and hunted. What is left behind the path of herds? Herd poop of course. Where do psilocybin containing mushrooms grow? In herd poop of course. Some of the plants we ate were covered in that herd poop and contained trace amounts of psilocybin as Terence McKenna theorizes. The following two studies show that psilocybin increases mental capacity and erases fear. Increased mental capacity and decreased fear would give a species and edge over surrounding competitive species. I'm just saying man...

New studies from The University of South Florida indicate that psilocybin found in “shrooms”, triggers new brain cell growth, and erases frightening memories from mice.

The studies showed that mice treated with low doses of psilocybin had significant growth of new brain cells, because the mushroom binds to a brain receptor that stimulates new brain cell growth, and short term memory formation.

This interesting discovery has given more plausibility to the Stoned Ape Theory, Terence Mckenna’s suggestion that human evolution was initiated by the mind expanding benefits of psychedelic experiences.

Researchers are eager to look into the idea of using magic mushrooms to cure mental problems like PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and chronic depression but the legal status of shrooms restricts freedom in experiments.

Mice trained to fear electric shock when hearing a noise associated with the shock, stopped reacting in fear to the noise when given a small dose of psilocybin, much more quickly, in contrast to mice given no psilocybin.

The science behind psilocybin treating depression is, depressed individuals typically have over active medial prefrontal cortex regions of the brain, and psilocybin eases this, and makes the brain function normally here.

Despite its harmlessness, amazing medical potential, and ability to produce phenomenal spiritual/mystical experiences, the governments across the world have nearly all banned Psilocybin Mushrooms. Dangerous pharmaceutical pills can’t compete with the toxic cell purging benefits of cannabis and the positive mental state that shrooming promotes.

Evidence of Psilocybin “Magic Mushrooms” Growing New Brain Cells

Psilocybin Grows New Brain Cells - Proof - Juan R. Sanchez-Ramos, M.D., Ph.D

The following is straight from the University of Southern Florida's website.

Low doses of psychedelic drug erases conditioned fear in mice

Written by Anne DeLotto Baier · July 15, 2013 @ 2:55 pm · Filed under Hot News, Morsani College of Medicine, Neurosciences & Brain Repair, Research

The USF researchers unexpected finding has implications for treatment of PTSD and related disorders

Low doses of a psychedelic drug erased the conditioned fear response in mice, suggesting that the agent may be a treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder and related conditions, a new study by University of South Florida researchers found.

The unexpected finding was made by a USF team studying the effects of the compound psilocybin on the birth of new neurons in the brain and on learning and short-term memory formation. Their study appeared online June 2 in the journal Experimental Brain Research, in advance of print publication.

Psilocybin, which exerts psychoactive effects, has been isolated from certain mushrooms.

Psilocybin belongs to a class of compounds that stimulate select serotonin receptors in the brain. It occurs naturally in certain mushrooms that have been used for thousands of years by non-Western cultures in their religious ceremonies.

While past studies indicate psilocybin may alter perception and thinking and elevate mood, the psychoactive substance rarely causes hallucinations in the sense of seeing or hearing things that are not there, particularly in lower to moderate doses.

There has been recent renewed interest in medicine to explore the potential clinical benefit of psilocybin, MDMA and some other psychedelic drugs through carefully monitored, evidence-based research.

“Researchers want to find out if, at lower doses, these drugs could be safe and effective additions to psychotherapy for treatment-resistant psychiatric disorders or adjunct treatments for certain neurological conditions,” said Juan Sanchez-Ramos, MD, PhD, professor of neurology and Helen Ellis Endowed Chair for Parkinson’s Disease Research at the USF Health Morsani College of Medicine.

Dr. Sanchez-Ramos and his colleagues wondered about psilocybin’s role in the formation of short-term memories, since the agent binds to a serotonin receptor in the hippocampus, a region of the brain that gives rise to new neurons. Lead author for this study was neuroscientist Briony Catlow, a former PhD student in Dr. Sanchez-Ramos’ USF laboratory who has since joined the Lieber Institute for Brain Development, a translational neuroscience research center located in the Johns Hopkins Bioscience Park.

The USF researchers investigated how psilocybin affected the formation of memories in mice using a classical conditioning experiment. They expected that psilocybin might help the mice learn more quickly to associate a neutral stimulus with an unpleasant environmental cue.

Dr. Juan Sanchez-Ramos

To test the hypothesis, they played an auditory tone, followed by a silent pause before delivering a brief shock similar to static electricity. The mice eventually learned to link the tone with the shock and would freeze, a fear response, whenever they heard the sound.

Later in the study, the researchers played the sound without shocking the mice after each silent pause. They assessed how many times it took for the mice to resume their normal movements, without freezing in anticipation of the shock.

Regardless of the doses administered, neither psilocybin nor ketanserin, a serotonin inhibitor, made a difference in how quickly the mice learned the conditioned fear response. However, mice receiving low doses of psilocybin lost their fearful response to the sound associated with the unpleasant shock significantly more quickly than mice getting either ketanserin or saline (control group). In addition, only low doses of psilocybin tended to increase the growth of neurons in the hippocampus.

“Psilocybin enhanced forgetting of the unpleasant memory associated with the tone,” Dr. Sanchez-Ramos said. “The mice more quickly dissociated the shock from the stimulus that triggered the fear response and resumed their normal behavior.”

The result suggests that psilocybin or similar compounds may be useful in treating post-traumatic stress disorder or related conditions in which environmental cues trigger debilitating behavior like anxiety or addiction, Dr. Sanchez-Ramos said.

Article citation:

“Effects of psilocybin on hippocampal neurogenesis and extinction of trace fear conditioning,” Briony J. Catlow, Shijie Song, Daniel A. Paredes, Cheryl L. Kirstein and Juan Sanchez-Ramos; Experimental Brain Research, published online June 2, 2013; DOI 10.1007/s00221-013-3579-0.

Is it iwegal to huf waid?

Elektrobeagle — Tue, 23 Sep 2014 01:38:28 +0000

I wnat 2 get hoi 4 fri can I huf said 2 get hoi?

How I came close to getting killed and losing everything thanks to my Mother

Dfg — Thu, 04 Sep 2014 23:35:26 +0000

This like happened approx 30 mins ago and I just recovered from the mess. It started an hour ago when I ventured outside to take some snaps of the heavy rain which has been going for more than 16 hours, there were warnings about flood and whatnot and I was really worried, so around 3 am I went out and got some stunning pictures, there was water everywhere and I had this feeling of dread for others living in shabby homes. So, I came back and yes I had my Z2 which is waterproof so I can whore it around in the rain. I got some food and I planned to watch something and then go to sleep. I came back the steps and boom. THERE WAS FUCKING WATER EVERYWHERE, when I say everywhere I mean it was under my computer desk, in my room, under the POWER PLUGS and in the corridor it was below the voltage stabilizer that was powering the refrigerator. Now at this stage I am standing in water, as in fucking water, and keep in mind there was 99% chance I could get electrocuted. But since I didn't, I threw whatever was in my end, grabbed nearest sheets (my bed sheets) threw them on the floor, ran downstairs, hit the circuit breaker, and cut off power, ran back, check the system, the plug had water under it but the system was running, with my heart beating like a mofo, I powered off the system, immediately powered the UPS off and then unplugged everything. All of my things were basically getting raped by water but the level was low and it kept coming in, next I ran to the source of the water and in heavy rain I went to the drain and found... A short story about my idiotic mum and her fucked up religious fucking beliefs. She feeds birds with seeds, now these seeds are small and she brings fucking pounds of bags. These bag she doesn't pick up and just leaves them on the terrace. It so happens that one of bag which was empty or not, got jammed into the pipe and there was fucking plant growing inside it as well. So, the water got stopped for good. Thanks to that, my terrace basically became a fucking poll and the damn broke with devastating power. Back to the story, I removed the bag and water came rushing in, and I threw it, I was in full on rage mode. But I kept my cool, I bang on the door, got my sister to help and with in 30 minutes of wiping and literally blowing things, I have finally recovered from what could have been a tragic loss because. A) if I followed my old schedule, I would have been in deep sleep around 3 am. B) No one in this fucking house is awake or pays any attention to what's going on around them. C) I would have lost everything, that means my high-end, fucking expensive system with 16 TB of critical data. D) My UPS and everything connected to it (easily worth, 10K). E) And most of all my fucking life. Because, I was the only one who was in danger, the water traveled from one door to my fucking door because it has a slight downward curve. To take revenge because I am still fuming and this has to be the worst way to die, I mean getting fucking electrocuted in your fucking bed while sleeping, jesus. I have decided to throw all of her bird seeds outside and I have told her straight on that if I see any fucking bird seeds in the house, I will throw them out period. Tomorrow, I am going to create a massive rage fest because this is unfortunately unacceptable and I cannot let it go especially since I came so close to losing everything. So, yeah when it's raining outside do run some checks, and never trust your family, like never. Irony is that I actually went out to survey the damage and prepare for any floods, little did I know, I would be the fucking victim.

Protestors Getting Massacred by Shelling and Police Brutality in the Capital, Women, Children affect

Dfg — Sat, 30 Aug 2014 18:12:47 +0000

http://live.arynews.tv/[1] <-- You can see the live footage right now. It’s been more than two weeks, the Prime Minister has been caught lying his ass off in the Parliament under oath, and protestors have given deadline after deadlines but the Government didn’t budge. What people are asking is, WTF IS GOING NOW. They’re children, and women there and they’re shelling and hitting people and then arresting them for asking for their basic rights? Where the so-called NGO are, where are the International Programs that call for Human Rights? Where is the peace loving America? These and tons of other questions are being asked by the citizens, this is an International Crisis atm, all hospitals in the region have been set to red alert, Ambulances can be seen attending to the victims, the whole field is covered with lethal gas, small children are being taken into cover. It’s just a mess, words can’t express the anger and rage I feel for the current Government, it’s just fucking unjust and it’s a damn shame the International Media is silent regarding this. Shows how things get nitpicked. I will update this as things happen but currently I am just too upset to go on, this is just insane. There are kids there who are 7-14 months, in that region. According to the Anchor the Government has declared WAR on its Citizen. WTF. Expect massive Anarchy. Update: You know what's sad, the Supreme Court of Pakistan took notice of peoples clothes on the street and showed their anger on it, BUT fucking (sorry for the cursing) didn't bother when a 14 year old girl was gang raped and the rapists were RELEASED! And then she committed suicide because she didn't get justice, and then 22 people were killed this includes pregnant women shot point blank, and they didn't take notice. I mean how cruel and inhuman do you have to be? I pray all of this culprits get bought to Justice because they're the real Terrorists, they're the real elements that create Terrorism. The more I watch the live feed, the more I just get raged. The police has been caught on Camera firing straight into the crowd. Update 2: One woman dead from the firing. FUCK ME

So Dfg what's going in your Country right now?

Dfg — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 11:00:10 +0000

I am glad you asked, currently I am bunkered in my home with no chance of actually going out. Two parties are conducting a long march, they're trying to end the oppressive Government. They have strong supporters and they're progressing towards the Capital at a steady pace. Well, at least that's the plan, however the Government which consists of Assholes, dicks and fucking scums (excuse my French) is sparing no expense at stopping them, this includes barrage of rocks by their supporters, direct assault, wrong use of police and bomb threats. Now you ask me why I am not going out and supporting them? Well, for starters I know it's going to be a bitch to get in there and chance of my survival will be minimum at best. Although I was born in this Country, I am NOT that patriotic enough to leave my house and my family behind and stand inline. Also, although I support the March, the leaders haven't really talked about their full agenda sheet which makes me worried. Also, since one of them is in favor of strong religious reform THAT makes me more nervous. So, yeah that's what's going on now. It will continue like this for a while, since they haven't reached the Capital yet. You can view the Live Coverage: http://arynews.tv/en/

Avoid recording yourself while jerking off and fucking...

Dfg — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:03:31 +0000

Taken from Reddit, this dude just... HA About 10 years ago in my horny teen boy years (14-16) I used to go online to chatrooms or webcam sites to get off. I was also bi-curious and talked to other boys and probably men. I decided to record some videos of myself and send them to people online. My parents just got a new video camera and gave me their old one. It was one of those pre-digital, cassette tape kinds. So I took all these very raunchy videos of myself, jerking myself off, spreading my ass, cumming onto myself, putting things up my butt etc. It was after that I realized I had no idea how to upload the film onto my computer. So I just forgot about it. Years passed, I went to college, moved away, became a normal adult, etc. This weekend I've been at my parents house for a family gathering including aunts/uncles/grandparents. Yesterday after dinner I was out in the yard playing soccer with my younger cousins while most of the adults were inside watching old family videos...... After a couple hours I go inside into the living room and see my uncle has rigged up that old cassette camcorder to the TV. Immediately my memory is flooded with my nasty antics, my heart hits 200 bpm. My mom must have dug it up when I moved out and saved it. I quickly look at the screen. It's my sisters high school basketball game. I try to remember if I destroyed the tape. I must have. How could I not? The basketball game cuts to a family vacation to a lava flow field. My dad making goofy faces and me being a moody twat. I cringe at my too-cool-for-this behavior. Uncle presses fast-forward, blurs of black-gray rock formations fly past, then abruptly transitions into a fleshy mass of humiliation. It's hard to make out what's going on but I know instantly. My uncle presses play; I die inside. There I am, laid on my back, legs raised up against a table, pointing my underage dick at my face beating off and moaning. "Oh goodness" said grandma. "What the fuck" said everyone else. I put my hands up to my face and wished that an asteroid would hit right where I'm standing.

Mining for GOLD in Busy Streets?

Dfg — Tue, 08 Jul 2014 22:50:35 +0000

Call it being Frugal but this guy http://nypost.com/2011/06/20/got-his-mined-in-the-gutter/ gets it.

A Queens man has discovered enough hidden treasure — bits of diamonds, rubies, platinum and gold — on the gritty sidewalks of Midtown’s Diamond District to make a living. “The streets of 47th Street are literally paved with gold,” a giddy Raffi Stepanian, 43, of Whitestone told The Post last week when a reporter discovered him on all fours — armed with tweezers and a butter knife — digging through cracks in the sidewalk in a driving rainstorm. The freelance diamond setter explained that he was sifting through “very valuable” New York City mud for tiny diamond and ruby chips, bits of platinum, white-gold industrial loops for jewelry assembly, and gold earring backs and loops from broken chains, watches, brooches and necklaces — all carelessly dropped and now his to mine. “Material falls off clothes, on the bottom of shoes, it drops off jewelry, and it falls in the dirt and sticks to the gum on the street,” he explained. Stepanian pans for gold and precious stones on the streets of Manhattan.Photo: Daniel Shapiro “The percentage of gold out here on the street is greater than the amount of gold you would find in a mine … It comes close to a mother lode because in the street, you’re picking up gold left by the industry.” With a reporter in tow, Stepanian took his Styrofoam cup of mud to a friend’s polishing studio on 47th Street near Sixth Avenue and demonstrated how he “pans” the precious particles like an old-fashioned prospector — by hand, in a small metal basin with water and a strainer. Over six days, he says, he collected enough gold for two sales totaling $819 on 47th Street — where he first got the idea to mine the sidewalks after finding gold scraps on the floor of a diamond exchange. “If it’s on the exchange floor, it’s got to be outside as well,” he said. “This was trial and error. Once I found one [piece], I thought there has to be many more. “The stones are already cut and manufactured — it’s a step above a mine,” he added. “I’m finding them already cut and polished.” “You just have to get down on your knees and get it,” he said. “It’s the same principle as collecting cans on the street and redeeming them for nickels. It’s redemption of reusable gold. This is the gold that has been on this street for 60 years. I know how to look, and I know where to look for it.” Onlookers were amazed at the urban prospector. “Everyone is always running around, and everyone is always losing something,” admitted one diamond dealer, 54, who would give his name only as Reuven. “Sooner or later, you’re going to find a diamond.” Another dealer named Frank, 42, chuckled as Stepanian dug in the dirt on the sidewalk outside his shop, quipping, “Half of it’s probably mine.” Added Bernie Candelariam, 21, who works nearby, “You see him sweeping the [ground] for jewelry, and it makes you want to get down there and do it yourself.”

I can safely say, that you, yes YOU, can do this and actually earn a living, 800 USD is a lot of money in Pakistan. Hell with the right type of tools, things can actually work out.

Never Shove a Marble Up Your Ass, Like Never

Dfg — Sat, 19 Jul 2014 07:29:48 +0000

Taken from Reddit, this was just too funny not to post. This happened last week while visiting my Mother with my wife and kids....I had spent all day working in her yard, and was tired, hot, smelly and exhausted. Our house only has a shower, so I decided it would really be nice to relax in the tub at Moms house. There I was, in the water relaxing, not a care in the world. I glanced at a bucket of toys my Mom puts out for the kids for their bath, and there on top of the bucket was a huge steel marble. Don't know why, but I got curious about what it would feel like 'back there'. Without thinking, I grabbed the marble and got busy. Took a little work to get it in, but after getting it past those resistance muscles, I felt quite the sensation as the marble slid on up inside me. WOW. OK, that was fun, now to push it out. I pushed. Nothing. I pushed again, nothing. OK, so this was going to take a bit of work too. I pushed really hard, and yes, I felt it move towards the exit....right up to where those resistance muscles were. I pushed and pushed until I grew tired, and swoosh, felt the marble go back up deeper inside me. Getting concerned now. I push and push again, marble works back up to those pesky resistance muscles, and I hold my breath and grab the sides of the tub and push REALLY REALLY HARD and oh man, the pain, but I just didn't have enough push in me, and had to relax and there goes that damned giant marble back up deep. Got a little scared now, things are hurting deep inside me now, thinking of the horror of having to go to the Doctor for this, oh no God no...After several more attempts, I finally go with all I got. Pushing with everything I have, beginning to grunt, feeling the blood bursting vessels in my face and eyes, pelvis up, pushing, pushing, OH GOD THE PAIN, NO NO NO, YES YES, FEELING IT GO THROUGH THE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE, DON'T STOP, OH ALL THAT IS HOLY AND NOT THE PAIN THE PAIN KEEP PUSHING.....AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! I heard the most hideous unholy non human sound which I still can't believe came out of my mouth from the agony of that marble passing through and out. WHOOOSH!! KLUNK!!! It came out! OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THOSE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE? There was a feeling of a hose pumping out pudding at a rate a fireman would admire. OH GOD NO PLEASE ANAL MUSCLES PLEASE CLOSE!!! Water turned brown as I began to pass out, I could not stop it, I was dilated like a woman giving birth. I spewed everything my innards had to offer out into the bathwater. My whole body was convulsing uncontrollably and then the door flew open with my Mother and my Wife flying in because of all the noise. Poop still spewing out like Mt. St. Helens, my eyes red from popping blood vessels, body shaking. They just stared as I felt like a water balloon being deflated right before their eyes. tldr. I can never look at my Mother or Wife in the eyes again.

Dating in the stone age, Experiment One, but honest

Dfg — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 00:17:31 +0000

This will be series of experiments which I will be conducting in PK, by using services such as Tinder, ooVoo, Kik to interact with local Pakistani women. I already posted this on Facebook, but I will post the uncensored version here, because you know, it's fucking Totseans. Names, locations have been omitted. Another day and another failed attempt. As you may notice I cancelled my plans to visit Philippines this year and moved them next year, and I also got a smart phone and decide to dip my fingers into the world of local dating. My tools tinder, I got few matches and actually started talking to this one girl who as per rules I will not mention. But to give you an overview, she is 5'10", fairly beautiful, interesting and loves baking, she is also, lazy, religious and has issues etc. Could be overweight or have issues with her looks, although doesn't mind taking selfies. Things a bit more about herself, rates her voice as lovely, gets into fits over religious matter, does have a tendency to force others to follow her belief system. I knew this would be my first venture I have to go all out and see what happens, our talks which includes voice calls via ooVoo lasted for hours, it was fun talking to someone (in English of course), she would hint about this and that, like how we going to be forced into marriage with someone ugly etc, I could understand her sentiments and I agreed with them. I would in turn be random, troll from time to time and force her to open up (which she did but slowly) She was willing to share her address with me so I can send her something (Basically some video courses via a USB) but what bothered me the most was her values. Can talk with a dude, tag him along but don't think it's wrong to mislead others? Now consider this, you're talking to someone for hours daily right, and that someone has been an open book but you on the other hand can't for a single second show your face on video? I asked her before but today I was bit frustrated, it's the pacing that kills me, I cannot waste hours of my time on someone just doing it for fun or isn't committed or doesn't value YOU as a person. So, I called her out, her responses weren't that shocking but still fun to read: According to her, I am perverted, too open for her liking, someone she can't trust and on and on, always horny (ha) and not reserved. And according to her, she is reserved, not used to this, can't really trust someone like me who is open in this fashion? (woah) And I was reading the screen facepalming hard. She is 23 years old, so things can be forgiven, but if she had those reservation why go on for this long? Why not end it as soon as I went off the path? Hell, half the time I was pretending and gauging her reactions, I did like her responses but come on, you can't spent your entire life with someone that is stuck in that state of mind. And doesn't for a second value your time? I mean I fucking earn, I got mountains of work to handle and responsibilities, she doesn't but yet she doesn't value things? And the sad part is, she seemed better off than the rest of the girls you encounter and yet it failed, in a controlled fashion though. If I continued with this, I would honestly have to waste 2-6 months in gaining her trust, basically talking to her via voice, and hoping to meet her someday, and then start actually dating, cross 8 month mark I would be too invested to look for alternatives. Yes she could be insecure about her looks but come on, you can't tag a go along in this fashion, for that long, especially me. For me it's either you're in, or you're not. Also, I have a suspicion she had a weight issue, because that would explain everything, she is 5'10", that's a big girl, add to her not being into working out, and no love for having a strong body.. that sort of ties up everything, and to be honest that was the scary part. I was worried if I spent that much time she came out like omg the worst nightmares, then what! I do have her pictures via tinder but fuck me, a like video chat wouldn't kill you. So I removed her from tinder, from ooVoo, said my goodbyes, apologized if I did something wrong, and then just like that, punched the air, screamed inside and said to myself, Dfg, move on to better things. So, here I am writing this while preparing to go out for the walk, another day, another time. I will find someone that ticks eventually, my biggest concern is the level of compromise I can make for someone which I shouldn't but I am forced to do. GOD, dating sucks here, it's like this, Become Friends, then good friends, then wait till she is ready and then move on to relationship, and when that happens force for marriage and then go back to old schedule. All I want is, some basic trust and understanding. I am not saying I am the best guy in the effing world, but considering how different my value system is, it just doesn't make sense. So, for the next experiment, lie and lie and more lies. Ha, funny how things work here. Tune in for the next installment of dating in stone age.

The difference between shampoo, conditioner, and body wash?

Dfg — Sun, 25 May 2014 17:06:54 +0000

Thanks to Reddit for this.

Shampoo and body wash can actually be interchangeable, as anyone in an emergency situation knows. There's a slightly different pH required for both, but our bodies are quite adaptable, so using the more acidic of the two for both is acceptable, especially for the short time the detergent is on our skin and how rapidly it is rinsed away. Combination shampoo-body washes tend to be made a little thinner than a standalone body wash, so that things rinse away well.

The combination shampoo-conditioners don't condition your hair in the same way that regular conditioners do (which is by replacing oils that the detergent strips away). Combination shampoo-conditioners work on the notion that certain very acidic shampoo combinations leave the cuticle of the hair smoothed down instead of fluffed up. This smoothness feels like there have been oils or waxes added to the hair, but that actually hasn't happened. It just feels that way. (To feel your hair cuticles fluffed up instead of smoothed down, use plain bar soap to wash your hair. It's not pleasant, and is only bearable if you have your hair cut with clippers on the #1 (1/8" or 3mm) setting.)

Shampoo-conditioner combinations are just the shampoos that happen to leave the hair feeling so soft that you won't feel it necessary to add oils or waxes for a softer feeling.
It's possible, as one other poster mentioned, to capsule-ize the conditioner into something that doesn't burst open until the hair is rinsed, but there are a lot of unknown factors that make this approach less useful. The most important of these is the time that the shampoo is in the hair and scalp is an unknown entity. Some people shampoo up their hair first thing in the shower and don't rinse it off until the end of the shower. Others shampoo and rinse at the very end. If the capsules are waiting to dissolve, they're likely to break open long before the rinsing. If you shampoo and rinse very quickly, then the capsules may not have time to break, and will be rinsed away with the rest of the shampoo.

People with exceptionally dry hair will benefit from a shampoo-conditioner combo followed by a conditioning treatment. The "built-in" conditioner is actually just a slightly lower pH than other shampoos.
Dishwashing detergent not labeled for hand soap purposes is not as acidic, and the surfactants tend to be stronger, and so it makes for a more irritating body wash and shampoo.
One exception to that: Liquid Octagon used to promote itself as an everyday/everything soap: from people to clothes to dishes to pets to floors. It didn't really do a great job on any of them, but it did a passable/barely-acceptable job on everything.

And for the more technical ones:

To understand soap you have to understand polarity, and hydrogen bonding. Water is H2O, but it's better represented as HOH, because both hydrogens are bonded to an oxygen in the middle.

Oxygen is a very negative atom, and hydrogen is a very positive atom. This gives water a property called "polarity", where the hydrogen side is the positive pole and the oxygen side is the negative pole. Just like a magnet, the positive side of one water (the hydrogens) will "stick" to the negative side of another (the oxygen). This is an incredibly important interaction called hydrogen bonding.

Oil, on the other hand, looks like this.

It's a long chain of carbons surrounded by hydrogens--unlike water, there's no symmetry, and no negative-charged oxygen for the hydrogens to 'grab' onto.

This is why oil and water don't mix. Water is hydrogen bonding to itself--it almost acts like a magnet to itself, pushing oil out of the way to complete this hydrogen bonding. Oil only has positive ends, so it just repels itself and everything else.

Now, finally, onto soap. Soap is made by taking the last hydrogen off the rightmost end of that oil molecule. This can be done with lye, which is how you make soap: mix fat and lye. Once that last hydrogen (white ball) on the end is taken off, the red balls (oxygen) have their electrons freed up to hydrogen bond with water.

And this is why soap cleans oil, it bonds to water, but not so strongly that it pushes the oil out. It helps integrate nonpolar molecules (like oil) into a polar solution (like water)

And some more info:

shampoos and body washes are both surfactants. They clean the dirt and oil away. The main ingredient is usually SLS, sodium laurel sulfate, which is present in most soaps. Body washes are much harsher than shampoos, just as they are harsher than face washes, because the skin on your body can take much more of a beating than the skin on your face or your hair. Well, your hair can take it but it will become coarse and frizzy.

Conditioners add moisture back to your hair when shampoo has stripped it all away. The main ingredient in most conditioners are silicones, usually dimethicone and any other ingredients ending in -cone. These ingredients coat the shaft of the hair, allowing the hairs to slip past each other and giving the hair shine. The problem with silicone is it is very difficult to remove, and is only removable by sulfates, making shampoo and conditioner a cycle whereby if you use a silicone based conditioner, you have to use a sulfate based shampoo to remove it. This why you now see sulfate free products, because there are large movements (such as no poo) against using these products in your hair.

2-in-1 or 3-in-1 products are not going to give you the same results as using separate products. They will definitely not be able to adequately condition your hair and may be too harsh of a cleanser for your hair.

And some more detail:

Head and Shoulders
Active ingredient: Pyrithione zinc 1%
Inactive ingredients: water, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, cocamide MEA, zinc carbonate, glycol distearate, dimethicone, fragrance, cetyl alcohol, guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride, magnesium sulfate, sodium benzoate, magnesium carbonate hydroxide, ammonium laureth sulfate, benzyl alcohol, sodium chloride, methylchloroisothiazolinone, methylisothiazolinone, sodium xylenesulfonate, blue 1, red 4

Head & Shoulders Smooth & Silky Dandruff Conditioner
Active Ingredients: Pyrithione Zinc (0.5%, Anti Dandruff)
Inactive Ingredients: Water, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearamidopropyl Dimethylamine, Dimethicone, Glutamic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Citric Acid

Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo Plus Conditioner

Active Ingredients: Pyrithione Zinc (1%)
Inactive Ingredients: Water, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycol Distearate, Zinc Carbonate, Sodium Chloride, Fragrance, Sodium Xylenesulfonate, Dimethicone, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Magnesium Carbonate Hydroxide, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Blue 1, Red 33
You can see the surfactants sodium lauryl and sodium laureth sulfate pop up in both mixes that have shampoos. These are the amphiphlic substances (i.e. substances that have a charged group sulfate and a hydrophobic group lauryl). These mix with oils to break them up and make them more hydrophilic (water loving) so they can be washed away. You can see the conditioner mainly has amino acids, acids, and fatty alcohols in it to keep the pH low and replace the oils from your scalp with other fatty alcohols. The 2 in 1 contains the surfactants, since without them it can’t clean away the oils in your hair, but you can see it doesn’t use the same fatty alcohols to replace the oils you lose. It uses other materials such as dimethicone (a silicone polyol that coats the hair and reduces moisture loss) and Cocamidopropyl Betaine(an antistatic agent) since just normal fatty acid replacements would be washed away by the lauryl sulfate type surfactants needed in the shampoo part. Body wash is similar to other shampoo type mixtures.

TL;DR; Both shampoos and body washes use chemicals called surfactants that help make oils (that are hydrophobic or water hating) mix more readily with water. This helps them wash away these oils so you feel clean. Conditioners try and replace these oils or prevent the side effects of losing these oils such as water loss leading to dry less shiny hair. Mixed shampoos and conditioners can't simply mix surfactants and plain oily agents like those found in your hair as they would use up the surfactants in the shampoo or just get washed away. Combined shampoo and conditioners therefore use other moisturizers (water retaining substances) that help keep the hair shiny and prevent dryness. 3-in-1 products are more of a marketing gimmick.

And why not some more, right.

I'm going to try and keep this as short and simple as possible. Shampoos(most brands) are very similar to soap. The difference between traditional soap and shampoo is that shampoo is a lot gentler on your hair preventing the sebum protecting your hair from becoming brittle, from being completely washed off. Conditioner on the other hand moisturizes and helps keep the hair more manageable. Conditioners also have a lower pH than shampoo and are more acidic, this being that it helps promote development of amino acids and keratin that makes the hair look healthier and more desirable. The 2-in-1s sold that are said to do the same job may not work as well as individually applying each bottle. Hope this helped slightly.

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Security Tight in PK, my city is being surrounded, word on the street is, fucking..

Darth Beaver — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 14:04:15 +0000

attacks on the way?

WTF Dfg?

Are you talking about this?

https://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/video/security-tight-pakistan-vote-taliban-180300223.html

or this?

http://news.yahoo.com/cathay-cancels-karachi-flights-pakistan-reviews-security-085753424.html

Got a projector :D BenQ MP 575

Dfg — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 12:14:05 +0000

http://www.aboutprojectors.com/BenQ-MP575-projector.html

Post about it:
http://www.reddit.com/r/projectors/comments/284rh9/bought_benq_mp575_3000_lumens_26001_contrast_dlp

Specifications here:
http://www.aboutprojectors.com/BenQ-MP575-projector.html
It's not brand new, I got it for around 100 USD. It's used but again not that much apparently. I do miss the HD aspect of it but it supports 1600x1200 which means 720p is possible but the native resolution works.
I won't say it's the best thing ever, but for me it works. I just need to find a screen and find some ceiling mounts and I would be good to go.
There are some issues, A) no lens cap no remote.
So that sucks but consider it was 999 USD when it came out and it would easily got for 200+ USD I don't mind.
I haven't paid the money YET, I am currently testing it.
Any thoughts?
I am going to use it to watch movies only. I already have a triple screen setup for gaming/work. I wanted something big so I can chill and watch a movie from time to time.
Also, the room is that big but I think it will work.
Feedback, suggestions!

Changing my life

angryonion — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 19:26:16 +0000

I quit my job on December 20th 2013.
I left I fucking quit,I took two weeks off and started a new job.
After 15 years of total bullshit I'm free,free to fuck up free to make mistakes free to make things better.
I drink on week ends only and lost about 10 pounds I feel great.
I will add to this thread after I sobered up.:facepalm:

So you're thinking of doing push ups? Well this will help

Dfg — Fri, 13 Jun 2014 12:55:05 +0000

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/the_best_damn_pushups_article_period

Watch the videos on the link, below is the copy pasta for the lazy.

Push-ups get no respect. While other bodyweight exercises like chin-ups and dips boast devoted fans from all corners of the industry, the lowly push-up is the veritable red-headed step-child of the strength and conditioning world.
At the risk of going all Freudian, perhaps it has something to do with childhood?
Come across the word "push-up" in an otherwise blasé strength training program and suddenly you're a pimple-faced 7^th grader again, desperately trying to avoid attention while an overly-caffeinated Mr. Hartmann doles out punishing sets of push-ups for the slightest of offences.
"Class started 17 seconds ago you slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!"
So rather than re-live that humiliation every time we strap on our Chucks, we label the push-up as "biomechanically inferior," or a "pussy exercise," and strike it from our programs, and our psyche.
But we're here to tell you that's just not fair, and there's much ado about the push-up that warrants your attention.
For example, if they're such a walk in the park, ever wonder why most novices do what they do when first attempting push-ups?
Why do rookies flare their elbows and place their hands high and wide? Why do they tend to sag in the core region, or limit the range of motion and perform "partial reps?"
And why do men just seem to "catch on" much quicker than women?
In this article, we're going to review the literature pertinent to push-ups, discuss common technique errors, offer some corrective exercises to assist in proper push-up performance, and provide a push-up progression list.
[h=2]Literature Summary[/h] Despite the notable absence of glutes and ass references, this is still a Bret Contreras co-production, which means one thing: research. Here's a brief summary of just some of what the literature says about push-ups.
The abdominal muscles are king when it comes to spinal stability during push-ups. The rectus abdominis is the primary stabilizer for preventing hip sagging, while the obliques do most of the work to prevent lateral shifting and twisting. The transversus abdominis, multifidus, and erector spinae are only minimal contributors to spinal stability during the push-up exercise.
Push-ups are also about arms and chest, with 73-109% maximum voluntary contraction (MVC) of the triceps, and 95-105% MVC of the pec major. The back is also involved, with serratus anterior as the top back muscle with 75% MVC compared to 27% for the mid traps and 36% for the lower traps.
Hand position plays an important role. A narrow base push-up position significantly increases stress on the elbow joint, but also involves higher muscle activation in the triceps and pecs. Internally rotated hand positions were also shown to produce greater and potentially injurious forces on the elbow joints.
Depending on your goal, you'll want to do different push-up progressions. Push-ups with alternating hands on a ball provided the greatest rectus abdominis and oblique challenge; one arm push-ups hit the lats, anterior deltoid, and erector spinae the hardest; and clapping push-ups were the toughest for the pec major, triceps, and biceps.
Cogley et al. (2005) found that narrow base push-ups led to higher EMG values in the triceps brachii and pectoralis major than wide base push-ups. Popular belief indicates that wide base push-ups activate more pec fibers, but this study showed otherwise.
An et al. (1992) found that peak axial forces on the elbow joint during push-ups averaged around 45% of bodyweight. This increases to 75% in the case of narrow base push-ups. This means that narrow base push-ups (with your hands closer together) increases stress on the elbow joint.
Beach et al. (2008) showed that suspended push-ups activated more core musculature than regular push-ups. Based on this finding you can use blast straps or a TRX to increase the efficacy of the push-ups exercise.
Lehman et al. found in 2008 that elevating the feet above the hands had a greater influence on scapulothoracic stabilizing musculature than placing the hands on a Swiss ball. This means that it's more challenging for the shoulder girdle stabilizers to do push-ups with your feet elevated onto a bench – with your hands on the ground – than to perform push-ups with your hands on a Swiss ball and your feet on the ground.
But don't dump the unstable equipment just yet. Lehman et al. also found in 2006 that as long as you kept the torso angle constant, it would be more effective to perform exercises such as Swiss ball and Bosu push-ups in comparison to bodyweight push-ups – provided you place the hands on the unstable piece of equipment rather than the feet.
Lou et al. (2001) showed that internal rotation of the hand position or full pronation of the forearm during push-ups led to greater posterior and varus forces on the elbow joints that could produce injurious shear forces. Considering this finding, it's recommended that internally rotated hand positions should be avoided for optimal elbow health.
Sandhu et al. (2008) found that push-ups with the hands placed on a Swiss ball significantly increased triceps and pectoralis major activity compared to normal push-ups, but only during the eccentric phase.
Youdas et al (2010) found that depending on the hand position, the push up activated between 73-109% MVC of the triceps brachii, 95-105% MVC of the pectoralis major, 67-87% MVC of the serratus anterior, and 11-21% MVC of the posterior deltoid musculature. The researchers also found that the narrow base position was the most effective position for increasing triceps contribution, and that the Perfect Push up™ device did not enhance muscular recruitment.
[h=2]Common Biomechanical Errors[/h] Think performing a push-up should come as natural as peeing your name in the fresh fallen snow? Think again.
There are three common push-up performance errors.
[h=4]T-Set Up[/h]
First, when performing push-ups, people often set up with their hand position high and wide. If you took a snapshot from above as in an aerial view, their set up would look like the letter T. People do this to make the exercise easier.
Why is this position easier?

The alignment of the pec fibers is better suited to produce force from this position.
This position requires less muscle activation (as measured by EMG) in the pecs and the triceps.
Shoulder horizontal abduction flexibility is limited, so the structures limiting flexibility will contribute much needed passive force in the bottom position.

[h=4]Caterpillaring[/h]
Second is caterpillaring, or allowing the hips to sag resulting in anterior pelvic tilting and lumbar hyperextension. Here's why this occurs.

They lack the core strength to stabilize their lumbopelvic region and simply allow their core to gain stability by "hanging" on the structures that limit this motion – namely the hip flexors and lumbar vertebrae. Basically, the hip flexors lengthen and contribute passive tension, and the neural arches of the vertebrae get closer together (aka approximation). This places the posterior elements of the spine at risk.
People are stuck in anterior pelvic tilt due to tight hip flexors and erector spinae and don't have the muscular strength in the rectus abdominis and gluteus maximus to override this tightness during the push-up.
By keeping the hips low and hinging at the lumbar spine, a lower percentage of bodyweight is being lifted since much of the body is hanging toward the floor, thereby making the exercise easier.
People aren't strong in deeper ranges so they sag to "pretend" they're going deeper since their hips will bottom out before their chest, creating the illusion that they're using full ROM.

[h=4]Stopping Short[/h] Third, people cut the movement short and perform half-reps. Here's typically why this occurs.

People lack end-range shoulder strength and stability.
The bottom position of the push-ups involves a higher percentage of bodyweight than the top position, which makes the bottom more difficult. This makes the push-up the opposite of "accommodating resistance" since the loading increases as the push-up is lowered to the ground.
People want to fool themselves into thinking that they're in better shape than they really are. The ego can handle doing ten half-rep push-ups, but it's tough for a typical person to admit that he or she isn't in good enough shape to perform a single legitimate, full-range push-up.

[h=2]PPT: To Tilt or Not to Tilt[/h] The push-up naturally encourages anterior pelvic tilt (APT) and lumbar extension due to the posteroanterior forces on the body induced by gravity. Contraction of the rectus abdominis is required to prevent pelvic and lumbar deformation and keep the lumbopelvic region in neutral, but further contraction of the glutes and abs will take you into posterior pelvic tilt (PPT). Whether you should enter into PPT, and the optimal amount of PPT, is up for debate.
Most coaches would agree that doing push-ups in APT is unwise. As long as you can keep a neutral posture, then all is well. However, some coaches believe that the push-up should be performed with a maximal glute and lower ab contraction to facilitate a strong PPT.
[h=4]The PPT push-ups have three distinct advantages over the traditional push-up.[/h]

Since it requires a strong gluteand lower ab contraction to create the tilt, it serves as a static glute activation exercise. This allows you to kill two birds with one stone by improving the neural drive to the glutes while working the upper body. Take it from the Glute Guy, everyone can benefit from some extra glute activation!
By shifting the pelvis forward with your glutes, you're no longer "hanging" on your hip flexors and lumbar vertebrae for stability. This will now require a stronger abdominal contraction as now you're using active muscles to keep you stable rather than passive muscles and ligaments. Theextra muscle force from the rectus abdominis and gluteus maximus makes it a more effective core exercise and makes the push-up a "total body exercise."
Third, it"locks you in" so there's really no chance of losingcore stability. In other words, you maintain a straight line from your shoulders to ankles while you perform push-ups. Now yourhips won't begin to sag as the set ensues, which spares the posterior elements of the lumbar spine.

[h=4]However, there's one drawback of performing the PPT push-ups.[/h]
Pelvic positioning is linked to lumbar and thoracic spine positioning. Specifically, a PPT is associated with increased thoracic kyphosis. Performing push-ups with a hyperkyphotic curve will affect scapulohumeral rhythm and could increase the risk of impingement and rotator cuff issues. While this might not cause any problems initially, it might present problems down the road.
Now, it is important to take a step back and note that you don't need a posterior pelvic tilt in your push-ups; what you need is to avoid anterior pelvic tilt push-ups. If you tend to produce an anterior pelvic tilt when you do push-ups, then encouraging PPT as you work on improving your push-ups is a great approach, but once you're able to maintain a neutral pelvic alignment, you may wish to eliminate the posterior tilt focus. For this reason, our corrections and progressions will be shown using a PPT.
[h=2]Sex Differences: Men versus Women[/h]
Three different factors could explain why women struggle more with push-ups than men.
First, strength levels are different between men and women. When measured as a percentage of lean body mass, the differences are dramatically reduced, especially in the lower body. But upper body strength in men is greater than in women, and because upper body strength is a big part of a push-up (requiring moving around 66% of body weight), it's not a simple task for beginners, especially beginner women.
Second, most women possess a higher proportion of lower body muscle mass relative to upper body muscle mass compared to men. If you want to see how this feels, put yourself in a plank position and have someone place some weight above your chest and see how much of an added challenge that is. Then try this again but have the weight placed above your pelvis. Your core will need to work much more to support the weight at your pelvis than at the chest. For this reason women could find the push-ups more challenging for the core.
Third, push-ups are considered the gold standard for strength in young males. Teenage boys likely attempt far more push-ups than teenage females. The "manliness" factor of push-ups provides an incentive for males to try harder and master the push-up.
[h=2]The Path to Push-ups Proficiency[/h] There are several corrections that can be implemented to assist with push-up performance.

No matter which type of push-up you're performing, always set up in the "arrow formation." Basically, this means that if you took a snapshot from the aerial view the push-ups position would look like an arrow, not the letter T. This position is easier on the shoulder joint and leads to higher EMG activation of the pecs and triceps.
Only perform variations that allow you to keep your core stable and prevent excessive anterior pelvic tilt and lumbar extension. In other words, regress the exercise to a variation you can do correctly and progress from there.
If you tend to produce an anterior pelvic tilt (APT) during your planks or push-ups, then focus on a posterior pelvic tilt.
Only perform variations that allow you to use a full range of motion. In other words, regress the exercise to a variation that you can do correctly and progress from there.
Perform corrective exercises and move up gradually through the progressions.

[h=2]Push-ups Progressions[/h] Despite the complex tone of this article, performing a push-up so perfect that it will make even the most anal retentive exercise physiologist's heart skip a beat is a breeze.
From the list of push-up progressions below, find the one that you can do with proper form and do a set two-three times per day. Once you can complete a set of 10 with good form, move to the next progression.

A New Start

StephenPBarrett — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 11:33:39 +0000

Life can hit you like a megaton bomb sometimes. The only thing you can really do is get on with it. I'm finally starting to get on with mine. I wont go into the details because this place isn't my journal nor do I intend it to be. I will however say that while maybe things aren't exactly starting to look up for me I do at least now have a plan. That's what it took to get me out of my funk. Here's the plan.

I currently own two laptops and a desktop. The desktop and one of the laptops are old but the other laptop is brand new. It isn't exactly top of the line but it's by far the best computer I've ever owned. This new laptop I am intending to keep as my primary computer and media center. The desktop and other laptop however I intend to install Lennox onto. I don't know very much about networking. I'll be honest I know next to nothing. I have created networks before at home but used wizards to do it and basically followed prompts and troubleshooting help. I understand that Lennox is the best OS to use while learning networking.

I don't make a heck of a lot of money. I'm at the bottom wrung of the economic ladder, just on the fringes of needing government assistance. Actually I'm sure that I qualify for several different government aid programs but I'm too prideful to check into it. I know however that network administrators make a lot more money than I do. They make plenty enough to live comfortably. Like I said, I know next to nothing about networking but what I do know is that I am interested in learning. I have an old Networking for dummies book which covers Lennox Red Hat. I'll install that specific OS onto both the older desktop and laptop. The reason for having it on two computers is because of the stories I've heard of people accidentally destroying their computers while trying to learn networking. This way I'll have a back up. That's just the first step to get my feet wet. When I'm more comfortable with the OS I'll update to the latest version and start over.

I know that this is going to be very time consuming. I know that it will be grueling and sometimes really fucking frustrating but I'm determined. I see a vision of myself in the future a few years from now. This is a future when I don't live in the slums where I might get mugged on my way home from work, when I don't have to worry about my home being burglarized, when I can take my daughter outside without seeing broken glass everywhere and fucking thugs smoking weed and selling drugs out in the open every few feet, when the safest place to take her to play isn't a fucking cemetery.

I don't think being a network administrator will be a wonderful dream job what will solve all of my problems like magic but it sure as hell will make a better life and career than the current status quo. After I'm confident in my networking skills I will take the Cisco certification exam. The idea is to work for Cisco because I've researched what kind of money they make and Cisco is EVERYWHERE in the US. I could live anywhere I wanted or needed to.

Here comes the main reason I'm posting about it all. I know that many of you are far more experienced with networking and was hoping to get some feedback from you guys. What do you think of the plan? What advice do you have concerning learning networking for a complete noob. How long will it take before I piss you all off with the billions of questions I'm sure to have? (I'll of course google them first) I'm very serious about this. I know it will take a long time but I'm in it for the long haul. The way I see it people who use an OS like Windows over using Lennox don't even know a quarter of what they could possibly be doing with their computers. I'm eager to learn and eager to get this plan underway. I'd like to know what you guys think though, particularly Trx100 because I know you went to or are still going to Uni for this stuff. Thanks for reading and in advance for the feedback.

tl;dr I'm going to learn networking from the basic level up to administrator in hopes to better my standard of living. Got advice?

I Believe in GOD Now, I think the evidence speaks for itself

Dfg — Mon, 19 May 2014 08:35:09 +0000

[h=1]Christina Hendricks FUCKING FUCK TITS![/h]
Thanks to the Boob Prof for this.

[IM]m03tS[/IM]

This is guy is awesome, don't leave your condoms hanging. Dispose them yourself

Dfg — Wed, 28 May 2014 14:40:38 +0000

Taken from a forum.

I've mentioned Tom Leykis on this forum previously (regarding a show of his about piracy), but for those of you who've missed it and who haven't known the pleasure of listening to him, Tom is a syndicated radio talk show host based in Los Angeles with a loyal fan following in every city where he airs. He talks about anything and everything for four hours every weekday, but is probably most famous for Leykis 101 -- his on-air "adult education course" about how to get women to put out for less money (and for women to learn how men think) -- and for his weekly Flash Fridays in the summer months, when women listeners on freeways around the nation flash every male listener they come across. (This may be a feature of other radio shows too, but Tom was the originator about 15 years ago.)

Anyhow, some would say he's sexist, but he and his millions of fans would say that it is for good reason because of all the horrible things women have been known to do. Such as ... women who will fish through garbage cans after protected sex and empty the contents of the condom into themselves so as to get pregnant and rope a guy into 18 years of child support. Seriously. Women do that in the USA.

Now, for those of you who don't live in the US, I don't know what your experience with alimony and child support laws are, but here in the USA, men are paying through the nose left and right for women to raise children, many of whom aren't even the progeny of the men in question. I could go on about this for a while, but suffice it to say that what I mentioned above is actually commonplace. Women will literally do anything to impregnate themselves and guarantee 18 years of money for nothing. They'll lie about being on the pill, puncture holes in condoms, etc.

So ... Tom Leykis has always advised men to put Tabasco sauce in their condoms if they're going to throw them in the garbage. For the women who try to access the contents of the condom despite its bloodlike appearance, Tabasco sauce apparently causes serious burns to labial and vaginal tissue. So, due to the screams, the man will know what the woman has done if she excuses herself to the bathroom after sex to "clean up", and most likely the woman will do anything she can to get the semen and the excruciating pain back out of her.

Well, at the end of last week, a guy (whose story has been confirmed, more on that later) called in to the show for the second time to follow up on a story he had told part of a few months earlier. Basically, the above had happened to him. A woman he had slept with had emptied the Tabasco/semen combo into herself and proceeded to run screaming out of the house ...

... and then she tried to sue the guy for trying to injure her! And since there was sex involved, it became the civil equivalent of a sexual assault charge! Now, again, for those of you outside the US, you might be thinking that no judge or jury in their right mind would award the woman anything, but that's not how it works in the US. Our vaunted justice system is so incredibly weighted to favor women, that this guy was in serious trouble. So he hired a good lawyer and appeared in court claiming that he had heard "the acid in Tabasco sauce acted as an effective spermicide". The judge bought the story, declared that a man can do anything he wants to his own bodily fluids, and threw out the case.

That's where the first part of the story ended a few months ago. At that time, the guy's lawyer was encouraging him to file a counter-suit to cover court costs and loss of time at work. So the guy called in last week to say that he had done just that. In addition to court costs and loss of time at work, the guy claimed that he was now suffering from sexual dysfunction due to the traumatic experience of having his sperm stolen by this woman, and that he now required prescription medication in order to get it up.

The suit never went to trial. The woman had a rich daddy and decided to settle out of court.

After paying his lawyer and court fees, the man walked away with ...

$367,000.00

From a settlement.

Where there was no physical injury.

Completely unheard of.

And all thanks to Tom.

Definitely one of the best phone calls I've ever heard on the Tom Leykis show, or any other show for that matter. I was so happy at this news ... I couldn't stop grinning about it for hours.

A woman then called up to question whether the whole thing really ever happened or if the guy was just making it all up. So the guy blacked out the confidential information on the legal documents and faxed them in to the show, who then made the docs available to anyone who wanted to see them.

Man, that was such a good day.

via: http://www.vcdq.com/forum/topic23864.html

Some links I found which may interest you... I think

Dfg — Mon, 19 May 2014 13:40:41 +0000

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http://www.123spill.no/m/spill/448/Mujaffa-1.6
http://www.z0r.de/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNGsQgEPiE
http://perdu.com/
http://www.trackgodzilla.com/de/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVpesget9bU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl70qhm6Wvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQDjqATnuY0

http://www.sniks.be/
http://www.viedemerde.fr/

Good life but why do I feel shit

Jacked — Sun, 04 May 2014 11:55:03 +0000

It's been a while. Was pondering a thought and I really wanted advice on it but cant\dontwantto speak to anyone I know about it and then I thought of this place to pose my question, so lets see how it goes.

It might be the fact I work a rotating roster of day arvo night shift fortnightly that's messing with my head but every time I'm on nightshift this thought comes into my head.... "Where is my life going?" Logically thinking, I'm doing well for someone in their early 20s. I have a very good paying factory job, I've owned an investment property for the last two years where I'm paying a decent seized mortgage on, I own a tuff old school muscle car that I pretty much built myself learning along the way ( minus the motor that was built professionally) a comfortable daily driver car and recently a small boat that I also restored. Painted it myself, rebuilt the triple carbys myself and also stitched up the canopy with the guidance of a friend.

I re-read the above and although it comes off like I'm showboating (no pun intended) I genuinely believe that if any person put their mind to it they could achieve those things with a bit of hard work and perseverance they arnt impossible.Yeah sure my projects arnt perfect, car has rust in a few spots, daily car has a scuff mark here or there and the boat was painted with a brush! But they all serve there purposes well.

I should be proud of my achievements, however I still feel like time is passing me by. I go out with friends spend some cash drinking or dropping some mdma every now and then, not too shy, been with several women in my life so I don't understand this cloud that hangs over me sometimes. My last girlfriend was a year and a half ago and since her I've had 3-4 girls I've met up with had sex and what not in that time, with the most promising and amazingly intelligent girl turning out to be a party animal meth head, go fucking figure haha. I think im ready to settle down and although I see myself as a promising stable partner, looking back on previous relationships I've had pretty lousy judgement on women. If they were beautiful they were not on the same level of thinking as me, if they were stunning they were into the party scene and drugs too much. I've had my fair share of outbursts don't get me wrong, but there was always reasoning behind my actions.

I don't know what answer I'm after in this thread, maybe just a fresh perspective on the situation from someone that doesn't know me will be adequate.

Troll Father?

Dfg — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 13:03:58 +0000

[IM]GLDrD[/IM]

http://imgur.com/a/GLDrD

Seriously, this guy is awesome. I wonder if I can troll kids like that.

Some interesting links thansk to AIDAN

Dfg — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 12:05:01 +0000

Taken from Reddit.

khanacademy.org[2] - Watch thousands of micro-lectures on topics ranging from history and medicine to chemistry and computer science!
freerice.com[3] - Help end world hunger by correctly answering multiple-choice quizzes on a wide variety of subjects!
fuckinghomepage.com[4] - LINKS TO FUCKING AWESOME SHIT THAT CHANGE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY.
artofmanliness.com[5] - Blog/site dedicated to all things manly, great for learning life skills and good insights.
unplugthetv.com[6] - Randomly selects an educational video to watch instead of useless drivel.
coursera.org[7] - Educational site that works with universities to get their courses on the internet, free for you to use!
lizardpoint.com[8] - A collection of browser-based games and the like to improve knowledge of geography, math, and such.
ted.com[9] - Collection of TED (Technology, Entertainment and Design) talks in which knowledgable speakers address a variety of topics in short videos (< 18 minutes)
lifehacker.com[10] - Learn to hack life! Tips and tricks for improving all areas of your life.
lifehackninja.com[11] - Recently started life hack site that offers lists of useful knowledge.
good.is/infographics[12] - (Note: /u/gerbalgerbal[13] typo'd to /inforgraphics, which does exist but isn't much of anything) Collection of infographics to get some good information in an easy to digest visual format.
mathrun.net[14] - Practice your basic math skills with a simple game
justinguitar.com[15] - Hundreds of free guitar lessons as well as some basic music theory.
duolingo.com[16] - Learn a new language for free while helping to translate the web!
memrise.com[17] - Learn things quickly and efficiently with flashcards that are spaced based on the spacing effect[18]
cookingforengineers.com[19] - A site containing one man's explorations in food, with step by step instructions for making a wide variety of dishes.
thedatingspecialist.com[20] - A weekly blog run by a professional dating coach, offers advice on a wide variety of relationship topics.
zenhabits.net[21] - Blog about improving your life by making it simpler.
nerdfitness.com[22] - Fitness resource for the average person.
mentalfloss.com[23] - Articles meant to expose you to interesting info, whether to "make you smile" or to really get you thinking.
openculture.com[24] - Compendium of free learning resources, including courses, textbooks, and videos/films.
charitynavigator.org[25] - Site dedicated to reviewing charities so you can easily research any you might be interested in and see how they hold up.
lettersofnote.com[26] - Their tagline does better than I can: "Correspondence deserving of a wider audience"
thedailymiscellany.com[27] - On the opposite end of the vulgarity spectrum from fuckinghomepage.com[28] , a daily dose of useful knowledge, quotes, and other random things.

Adding in some suggestions from elsewhere in the thread (sorry if I missed any):

MIT Open Courseware[29] - Free access to quite a few MIT courses that are on par with what you'd expect from MIT. (from /u/1900david[30] )
codecademy.com[31] - Pretty nice website with introductory courses for various programming languages and web technologies. (from /u/Archaya[32] (and others, Archaya just replied directly to this post))
investopedia.com[33] - Learn about the world of finance, from basic terminology to in depth analysis of various areas of investing. (from /u/IAmNotAPerson6[34] )
udacity.com[35] - Free courses mainly focused around mathematics and programming. Aimed at people of all skill levels, redditors really seem to like it (I've never actually tried it). (from /u/veggie124[36] (and possibly others))
lang-8.com[37] - Write posts in a language you're trying to learn, get them critiqued by a native speaker (and in turn help that native speaker learn your language)! (from /u/smallpoly[38] )
careerbuilder.com[39] - Job hunting site meant to help you find a career. Rather aptly named. (from /u/NOT_ACTUALLYRELEVANT[40] )
ureddit.com[41] - Reddit's very own University! Learn from fellow redditors, or try to teach them. (from /u/Gr1pp717[42] )
engineerguy.com[43] - Collection of videos in which Bill breaks down various feats of engineering in layman's terms. (from /u/Bovisaurus[44] )
zooniverse.org[45] - Take part in investigating various interesting studies of nature, science, and culture. (from /u/velawesomeraptors[46] )
quora.com[47] - Ask questions you're curious about, answer those you're knowledgable about. Tailor your own feed to fit what interests you. (from /u/virjog[48] )
aldaily.com[49] - Aggregation of articles from various higher education journals and publications. (from /u/Hesprit[50] )
noexcuselist.com/everything[51] - A convenient list of lots of awesome sites to learn from. Includes pretty much everything listed here, helpfully grouped into categories. Hover over links to get descriptions that may or may not beat out mine! (from /u/figureEIGHTS[52] )
livemocha.com[53] - Community dedicated to the idea of everyone being fluent in multiple languages, teach or be taught another language with the goal of conversational fluency. (from /u/bearfiesta[54] )
simplesciencefitness.com[55] - Breaking down the science behind fitness into layman's terms. (from /u/lapiak[56] )
manlyhub.com - Awesome blog

How to pick up girls [the decent way], v1.0

RemadE — Fri, 17 May 2013 12:04:44 +0000

Ok I feel this needs a bit of an introduction.
I spent a while working on this, coming back every so often, getting input from various girls on things and getting the formatting to an alright level. However with all that, I can't help but feel like there is something missing. Maybe there isn't, but I'm sure you know that nagging feeling you get when you hand in an essay and you feel you've missed something out - no matter how small.

Anyway, here is version 1 of the text file/guide. It's essentially a collection of techniques that have worked for me, mostly at University and College, ans yes, there's even bits of info in here straight from the mouth of those mystic creatures we know as "women"! Amazing, huh? Like I said, this has worked for me in the past, but then again I didn't go around with crib-notes written on my hand or stored on my phone so this is not designed to be some sort of glorified holy document for getting poon, y'hear? I take no responsibility if you're beyond help with social situations :facepalm:

So, here we go. This may be subject to update at any time, so as I said, for now, here's Version 1.0.

*****

Over the years I have had great success with Women and social situations in general - and I know you are reading this either wondering what I am on about due to curiosity, or because you want to learn how I had a title of being a bit of a guy that can pick up and influence females, but also how friends would actually ask me things like

"Seriously, how do you get to talk to people out of nowhere?"
"Where does your confidence come from?"
"Do you practice this stuff?"

No word of a lie.
Sure I had a place to bring them back to, so that is always a help. If you can accommodate her, she will accomodate you. If you get me
Here's a table of contents with what's coming up.

1) Introduction and why "Alpha" and "Pick up Artist" stuff is (mostly) bullshit
2) Body Language/Nonverbal communication
3) The game of Mental Chess
4) Practice
5) Interaction ideas and preparation
6) Having the pick of the bunch

Introduction and why "Aplha" and "Pick up Artist" stuff is (mostly) bullshit

This guide is the no-nonsense, bullshit free way of how to learn, practice and master the art of being able to influence and manipulate social situations - with a lean towards using it on women.
The reason I listed the things I've been told is because I am going to share the not-so-secret "secrets" I followed for years with you. This stuff is not some fake Alpha-Male hierarchy bollocks because that stuff does not work.
It's doesn't. Sure, if I were to ask you what kind of guys you think girls go for, and you are in your late Teens to early Twenties, you'd instantly think "jerks" or "bad guys". I promised not to lie, and I won't, so it's true - some girls do like "bad guy" types, but what constitues that persona? Chances are that guy is faking it or a genuine cunt, and any girl who is after that particular type is in it for the money and social status. You can be any person you want - because the secret to influencing people includes body language, and with enough practice, you can learn to fake it.
If you can fake it and master it over time, you can become it.
If you can become it, you don't need to fake it.
See where I'm going with it? Anyone can be anyone.

Pick Up Artists and "Game", both myself and the girls I've met over time could rant forever about it and how it's designed for the most antisocial dregs of the Male population, but I'll try not to. If you follow that stuff, be prepared to only have a vocabulary of pre-determined phrases as you sit and study a book or forum full of absolute crap when you should be out with people and getting somewhere learning from mistakes - not thinking "oh she negged me" or "how should I approach this situation? Those angles..". If you are one of those fools who believe in the "Game" of what I am about to describe, then the following will come as a shock - because there are other successful and less creepy ways to get your dick wet.

Thanks to scammer Pick up Artists, you constantly analyse situations, wheras I intend to teach you to already be prepared and change things around if need be. Sure you can be anyone you want, but the foremost objective should be to manipulate the situation, and your power will be picked up on. Instead of thinking about a girl "negging" you or trying to get their number within a designated time, your thoughts will flow naturally and you won't have to think about all that, hold your drink, keep a conversation up and recount all the things you studied just to get a girls' number.
It fucks with their head, but most of all, you'll end up running circles and look like a total idiot who needs that drink because you now have a headache from analysing every possible situational angle you just encountered.

Look! I just can't comprehend the level of shit in this video - this is what I am talking about

Instead, this is about body language, timing, self confidence and maintaining respectability.

Why respectability? I hear you ask. Well, girls have a sixth sense where they know if you're someone they don't like. It's like a list of reviews is flashing above your head, so you've got to learn to hide it and come across as someone she would never know was in bed with her friend just the other week. If you go out intending to get laid, they can almost smell your desperation. This is where the majority of guys fall - if you are aware of this, you too will see the situation through the eyes of a Female and be able to sense the seedy desperation these individuals guve off.
Yes. There's a lot of deception, but learn to keep a cover on it and you'll get far, as with a lot in life. Now you know this, you are already better than half of the guys out there and instantly come aross as being a cut above the rest.

What has timing got to do with this? Well everyone is different so I cannot speak for your outcome but in short - if you linger around for too long, you will miss opportunities. However you don't want to seem too eager. You will have to figure out the timing aspect for yourself, but you will get to learn nonverbal cues to ask or make moves with what you'll read in this guide.

I have fuck all self confidence so I'm gonna just stop reading, you may say. No you don't. You just aren't aware of it. Ever wondered why you have little or "no" self confidence? Do you hate the way you look? Avoid certain situations because it makes things worse? Or maybe certain clothes exaggerate your lack of pride? I don't know you, but I know ways to improve your outlook. So tell your little inner voice to shut the fuck up and keep reading, because by the end of this, you will have the skill-set to get that confidence back. It all begins with a single step. Start now.

And finally body language...seriously? That doesn't matter, right? Wrong! I doubt you would straight-up say to a girl "right, let's get out of here and see if I can fuck you" or "are you comfortable with e being this close?" (granted I have said the first, but that's not the best line for a first meet). So what's the alternative to know you are doing well or not so well? Body language! I can't go into details extensively, but will reference materials within this guide that I highly recommend.

Body Language/Nonverbal Communication

How is your posture now? Are you leaning forward? Is your hand touhing your head or chin? If so, chances are you are into this article. Leaning back suggests you may be skimming through or save to read until later. Everything you do, every interaction you have is deterined by the things you don't say.

Think about it for a minute. Forget the body language - the things you do not say express your thoughts and feelings just as much as what you do say. for example, you're asked a question, one that involves half general, half personal. An example

"Hey, X, how was work today? I hear it's pretty tough in that department. Bit like the home life so I hear"

See that? 2 parts - work and personal life.

If you were to reply "Oh that department is a ball-buster for sure, Boss has got me working ever hour there is just to finish that report" - maybe elaborating on this tangent, you are omitting the part about your home life.
To me this says you are uncomfortable talking about it - either becauser of the surroundings, people or just what is happening at home in general.
Then you can narrow it down by asking more detailed questions.
See where I'm going with this? It can be linked to body language, or nonverbal communication through the posture you adopt when hearing something you are uncomforatble with or are avoiding. In a situation with Feales they may see your probing (no innuendo meant) as offensive, however used in the right doses it can say just as much about them as they don't want you to know.

A few very useful and powerful postures and gestures will be analysed briefly. Do bear in mind that these aren't 100% accurate, as people may do these gestures for other reasons, not necessarily related to the interaction with you -

Uncrossed legs/arms
Having crossed legs and especially arms gives off the vibe that you are feeling defensive or shy. Imagine looking under the table of a couple having a meal and observing how they are sitting. Are they leaning toward one another or leaning back, creating a void up above? Are the legs or arms crossed accompanied with a look of boredom or disdain on their faces? It's things like this you learn to be careful about, and can use to influence people subconsciously.
It is possible to cross your arms or legs without feeling hostile, bored or defensive. Just remember the context you are in and accompanying facial gestures, as they usually work together (for example a look of boredom and crossed arms indicated impatience). Just have a play with this posture, and be mindful of the impact it can have.

Tented/Steepled fingers
Almost like you are praying, this position when accompanied by a subject of discussion can add an extra feel of authority to it. Imagine you're driving your hands, shaped like a wedge, into the conversation and the mind of the girl you are speaking with. Even if you do end up talking about something you don't know a great deal about, this can make it seem like the things you do know, you are confident with. If you are talking about something you are a self-declared "expert" on, then you'll be taken a lot more seriously.

When you are sitting down, it's best to hold the hands wherever feels most natural, and don't keep the palms together, instead let the fingers and thumbs do the touching. Don't overdo it with this, instead using it in bits of conversation to add a bit of oomph to the topic.

How to fake a smile
A genuine smile will use two sets of muscles. Most obviously, the ones around the mouth, to create the smile, but also around the edges of the eys, as our cheeks raise and we squint. Just look for yourself when you see people who are meeting and know if their relationship is friendly or frosty.
By knowing and recreating this, you can also look as if you are genuinely pleased to see the girl you're meeting, even if you are nervous or otherwise not quite feeling great. Of course it goes without saying, to practice this so you don't look insulting - another reason to get out and socialise!

Practice

Most will think that practicing something like this isn't related to social situations but they couldn't be further from it. What did you invision? Standing in front of a full-length mirror saying "You talkin' to me?" or something? If you want to achieve something, practice - and keep at it.
Going out with mates, or finding a place where you will interact with others (you don't have to assume socialising is centred around nightclubs and bars) no matter how small the occasion.
So what can you practice to improve your persona and influence around others, and have the ability to confidently talk to, and get close with almost any female in the vicinity.

A few things to take into consideration from the get-go -

Be presentable. People make assumptions about you within a matter of seconds so your posture and clothes say a lot. Dig out some smart casual bits and put the effort into putting them on your frame. Don't slouch, don't wear a Fedora and most guys seem to wear chequered shirts - so wear something else. A good tip, although you may see it as having your head so far up your own arse, is each morning - or whenever you look in the irror is to compliment yourself. Seriously. Say it out loud and believe in it.
Stay sober. Don't start spouting out shit because you're drunk. Everyone hates that person who says "oh I was drunk/stoned/whatever" as an excuse for crap behaviour. Protip - ice cubes water down spirits. Half pints do exist. Don't hog the spliff. Just Whatever. Just know your limits.
Listen. Social situations, wherever they are, people talk. Sure you ay have a lot to contribute but time it right. Don't hog the conversation and instead listen. This is where you can get dirt on people - let them make mistakes. Let them get a bit tipsy and begin spouting off. If you can build up a mental database of those around you, you can use it for all sorts of things. People are impressed when you can recall something they didn't pay much attention to. Plus it's a good mental workout. So bite that tongue and open your ears.
Girls see boyfriends as a reason for defence. They can't be accused of being a slut because they are only fucking a single guy. You know that's a lie, and so do I, but things like that are key to understanding female mentality how to approach and deal with them. More will be said on this in the offensive/defensive segment.
Never over-estimate your standing in the social situation. Be modest, but don't be coy. If you gloat there's more space to potentially look a fool.
Don't ask for her Facebook. Do you know how many other guys she talks to on there? How many dickheads you will have to wade through or look like if she sees your drunken status update, political views or embarrasing pictures? Ask for her number (if you are both at the same University Campus etc, then feel free to discuss where you each live and how you have not already/rarely see one another etc). Phone numbers are a lot more personal and it's a risk you must be willing to take - but anyone who's anyone can be a friend on Facebook, but not on their phone. Yeah, I don't understand how that privacy trade-off works either, but hey, it somehow does.

Over time you will learn to tweak these tips for certain situations. For example with friends, you don't have to dress as smart as though you were going to a formal event. Learning this simple line is paraount to not looking out of place. This is what practicing is all about.

Protip time! - Females are more scared of other females than guys when it comes to self-image and the like. One of the biggest illusions I had smashed at University was that girls make the effort before they go out because they want to look better than other girls, and guys come second - because we don't bitch. Instead we drink, curse and sweat while all wearing similar clothes. Always remember, it's easier to knock a girls' self confidence by getting another girl to put her down. Very rarely will girls think a compliment from one of their own is genuine, as they are convinced everything is negative.
Now you know this, you can be very manipulative with them. In a nutshell, if you see the sexes as "girls stab and guys punch", you can see who is more honest and will cover their backs, and who will stab one of their own in the back. Use your guy mates to bolster your self confidence, and if timed right, you can skyrocket a girls self esteem if you know other girls look better than her - she'll appreciate it. Just use compliments sparsley! Over-use will reduce their potency.
Kapeesh?

Self confidence is just that - self confidence. This may be the biggest hurdle in your way to getting where you want to in life.
Remember that when you are alone, you can act how you want. Look in the mirror when you wake up or have a shower and compliment on yourself positively. Save up some money and get a couple of good quality clothes, ones that won't be seen on every other guy in Town as I said earlier with clothing.
When you enter a place, stand up tall. Walk in as if you own the place, with a smile on your face and an approachable aura. This sort of body language tells people that you aren't intimidated as it taps into the subconsious, almost Neanderthal part of us which says "this guy knows where he stands". To Women this will give off an air of curiosity - why are you smiling? Why aren't you hunched like the others? What are you all about? I can't guarantee you'll get a lapful of Women, but you will certainly make an impression - so pull your arse in, stand up, pull your shoulders into place and look ahead of you. There's a whole world out there and you won't find it on the floor in front of your feet.

The game of Mental Chess

As I said before, Females are more concerned about appearance than anything else, which is the most obvious weak spot Guys try and fill, mostly with compliments - but this is a cliche. A weak one at that.
You must find more weaknesses. More spots you can appeal to in order to come off as the Man she wants to get to know, or just be with for one night. Whatever your plan.

A few weaknesses combined with a right actions are a mix for emotional success. So many Guys go for the brute-force head-on approach. They're about as subtle as a Bull in a china shop. Girls are seen as those who mess with heads, Guys are just their desperate prey, who's entire life revolves around getting pussy that's been placed on a pedestal by Society, or even worse - themselves.

In the style of this guide, you make the first move - you can get the chatter flowing and open with a soft spot of yours. It can be a lie - but not an obvious one - or something which is true, but not enough to completely show your weakness.
People need to feel loved,have an ear to talk to and a person to rely on. It seems like the stuff of Machiavelli, but remember the power is in your hands - you can use this ruthlessly to have a one-nighter, or more gently to have something sustained. Chances are they may come back after that one-night romp if you're any good (however most who have to read things from Pick up Artists are only used to fucking one thing and that's their hand).

You can turn these tables and become a suave Gentleman type by appealing to a few basic emotional responses (which will also flag up any potential nutters, as I'll mention).

The "Helpless Child"
People reflect their upbringing. Were they pampered and spoilt? Left to their own devices? Or slightly neglected - possibly staying with people other than their Mum/Dad? Regardless it usually leaves one need or another unfulfilled and if you can find that and apply pressur, you've got yourself an act that will work time and time again. Why? because those 3 childhood types are the main ones. Being that Father figure - able to demonstrate an air of fun but responsible behaviour, well mannered interaction a presentable image combined with holding her in high esteem will work well as that too applies to all 3. You can mix and match. Experiment.

Insecurity and Happiness
These are the 2 main voids people have - of both sexes - that need to be filled. Validate their existence by not complimenting them in an obvious way. Choose something different - hair, shoes and the little things matter more than the eyes, dress or overall look if you are going for this angle. If you can comment on a Womans' shoes, it shows you have some knowledge of what she's into (and most other Women, too). The same can be said for jewellery.
Just a tip - don't go for a kiss if you can check out her earrings, you flash-in-the-pan fuckwit! At least not straight away.
If they come across as withdrawn or unhappy, look for the root of it, but don't spoil a night out by discussing something that upsets her unless she bring it up again, of course. Let her run the conversation and you can gently nudge it on. It may be tough at first as her walls will be up and mask will be on - but if she trusts you, it will slip.

Protip time! - remember how Women see Men who view pornographic images/videos as having unrealistic expectations of Females and sex? Well Women are notorious for watching Romcom films - and guess what they base those on? You got it! The ideal guy in their life will be in that film with them, be it "Friends with Benefits", "The Notebook" or some other equally laughable film or TV show. This is a huge weakness of theirs. No Girl will ever admit it, but I can tell you on good assurance that this is, don't laugh, a very real fantasy of many Females.

Opposites don't necessarily attract or last
Those who appear brutish and loud are often timid inside. Those who come across as prudish are usually the ones who, when they trust someone, will have a Pandora's Box of sexual appetite and everything they've dreamed of come into their life - they just need to be validated and feel safe that people won't judge them - a long-term friend can hint at this for you, but a long term partner can reap the rewards. Those who are uptight are often craving adventure and just the need to let loose. Shy? They want attention.
Have a gentle but thorough investigation behind the masks people wear. If you know these contrasting sides - and you will learn more as you watch people in social situations, you can give her the right kind of attention and dreams of what she wants with you to her - and that kind of appeal can drive her wild.

Control her emotions
Everybody has emotions that they find hard to let go of once they;ve tasted them for a certain person or place. Be that guy who can trigger off ones such as lust, vanity and open displayed happiness through your actions. People don't often smile in public, nor feel the need to rip off your shirt and get it on there and then - and by this point you have more than enough information to be able to achieve that.
Appear brave, but not foolhardy when you control emotions of fear, paranoia and anger. If you are confidemt, use them to influence her decisions or immediate needs - such as trusting you but not others - ending you with the goal you were aiming for in the first place, right?

Remember that finding too many weaknesses off the bat when you just met this Girl is unrealistic. If you practice this too much you may be tempted to go for every single one so just find and concentrate on a couple. She will either latch on or just feel so weak, so vulnerable that you aren't getting anywhere with her - only her Counsellor is.

Interacion ideas and preparation.
This section is about keeping a good rally of conversation going (like a good rally in Tennis - keep it going back and forth). Only think about what you want from this girl after you leave the area - don't forget that they know, an sense your desperation.
Gauge the situation with her friends - once you approach her, it's possible you'll know the "setup" from the way the company she keeps. Are they defensive for her sake? Then don't come across as forceful, let her make the move. Are they pushing her to interact with you - making her uncomfortable? Smash their illusions. Compliment her and get her a drink - make sure she sees you order it and let her pick it up though as the paranoia surrounding date-rape is not worth it.

Remember some fun things you did in your past? Those times where you realised there's more to life than playing xbox and going biking with your mates? Sure it's enjoyable, but once in a while, do something that you will never, ever forget. Something you'll tell the Grandkids that will be conceived purely from the awesomeness of your being. Girls don't want vanilla, so aim for mint choc-chip, or if you want, maybe rum 'n' raisin. In other words - have some quirks you can talk about, some good anecdotes, memories that will make her want to be linked to ("I et this guy who once did X! I know, right?") sorta thing. If you already have a good reputation, this can easily do most of the mouthwork for you.

When you're out - wherever you happen to be most comfortable (if you are more at ease in say, a pub than a nightclub then go to the former, as you won't be on edge as much or surrounded by people you hate).
Once you find a "target" don't hover. Catch their eye and look busy (if you already aren't, such as with friends etc) - nothing says loner more than standing in a corner or at a table looking at your phone while taking gulps from a pint glass. So yes, always have something to do which doesn't negatively influence others perception of you. It's trial and error.
Once you have built up confidence through trial and error, let the girl/target approach you - being receptive is the first step to successful interactions. Sure, you can also make the first move and most girls would expect that (unless you're "busy", right?) so after a while, if you have no luck then catch them at a good time (when they go to the bar etc), just don't come across as a potential stalker who's doing his homework on her.

Let the conversation start with something relevant to the surroundings - music, people, location etc while getting a drink or passing by (subject is dependent on the situation length) and then nod upwards, make eye contact and say "see you around" (no hand kissing, you Internet, neckbeard, wizard fags). I can guarantee you, as can girls from my past (including one now that has helped me type this!), that this will drive them up the wall if they genuinely want to get to know you. Then return to whatever it is you were doing.
Protip time - If you are hanging around with mates (ie. lots of guys) who are loud, obnoxious and generally total arsehats, then you too will be seen as one by everybody in the vicinity. Remember that when you go out with friends, although they may be great to you, their actions can reflect poorly on first impresions of strangers, and you will have to work harder to show the real you. Choose your friends wisely if you want a good shot at making a positive impression.

As we have established, girls crave attention, people like to talk about their shit and if they truly want you, then you're in with a chance by this point.
As the night rolls on, chances are if you beat other guys to impress her, she will seek you out - either to talk, make arrenagements with, exchange numbers etc. Remember that you can easily change these to suit your odds by lowering the competition (going somewhere where there aren't many guys that she could pick over you), making her comfortable (if she were to get your number, would her friends see, and if so, would they give her shit for it?) so you could move outside or elsewhere when at this stage, also your friends/crowd (as I have discussed earlier) and other bits to spark up your appearance and demeanour (as I mentioned earlier as well, for example clothes and body language to name a couple). Over time you will know what the average thickness to lay it on is for a girl - and maintain that level of interaction. Chances are if you've been wasting time rotting away in your room, you'll have crap social skills so the only way you will get better is by practice (which also helps in interviews etc later in life). It's not all about getting laid.
So you're almost there - you're able to manipulate the surroundings, apply the right amount of pressure and interaction to get her attention and stand head and shoulders above the rest of the competition and look damn good doing it. So what now?
Well if you've ticked all those boxes and she does decide to approach you, then remember to make her comfortable. If you slip up in this delicate/vulnerable time, she'll most likely leave you hanging there with blue balls as she finds the next best, douchey looking guy. Make her feel appreciated and tell her what she wants to hear if she asks. Don't be shitfaced, don't talk too much and always have a smile.

If you don't get where you want, just put it down as experience, realise that you are in an ocean of potential and move on to the next one. You need to learn how to handle rejection and like everything else in life, this only comes through practice.
Get out of your comfort zone.
You never know - you may see that same girl next week and most likely, if you acknowledge her, you'll get a second chance if you keep things going and stave off desperation (as I said earlier, Females can sense it). If they see you with another girl, it's not like they can screw things up for you like an ex-partner would, through their actions fuelled by jealousy or anger. On the flipside, however, you may see her with another guy.
"What's he got that I haven't?" you may think - well for one, he hasn't got the girl you are talking to. If this is the case, and you are getting a good rapport going with another Female, then ignore them.
If you are with friends or not currently trying to court the attention of a girl, then by all means observe. What does his body language say - as Women can be very easy to read and manipulate. I would advise against talking to him as chances are you have been spotted by his interest of the night, and you don't need the hassle - imagine talking at a bar and just feeling shit, knowing eyes are on you the rest of the time you are there.
It's just not worth it. Like I said - plenty of other places to go.

Having the pick of the bunch
Once you begin to get the nubers, facebooks and/or other details of the girls you would like to either spend more time with or get your dick inside, learn to manage time with each of them and prioritise each on things such as compatability, potential for achieving what you want (sex, relationship etc) as well as their relation with any other girls you may be close with. Nothing worse than getting caught by one with another.

Conclusion
In summary, this guide isn't foolproof. Unlike the Pick up Artist crap out there I am not promising you an outcome - this advice is free and just a foundation upon which you can build your own knowledge and experience. Don't get so hung up on one person and thinking things over and over, repeat after me - "I am only Human, and so is She...". Feel better? Good.
Just remember the basics -

Practice, practice, practice!
Be confident - having a good few anecdotes at your disposal is better than talking about the weather, work or politics.
Dress well - it says more about you than you ever could, because you won't be able to tell anyone about yourself when they don't give you the time of day because you dress like a slob. Unfortunately Society is starting to go that way, at least the younger portion.
Setting and surroundings - different types of people go to different types of places. You can use this to your advantage, too, if you know of quiet places there where you may not have to yell in order just to be heard or fancy getting her number out of the view of her squealy, judgemental friends...or yours.
Body language - don't follow the crowd. Don't do the creepy shoulder-touch thing and don't invade personal space as soon as you begin talking.
Be subtle - when reading her body, don't stare.
Let her talk about herself and use flattery sparsely.
Practice some more. Learn to accept rejection and keep face. It's all a learning curve!

Useful links -

Body Language/Nonverbal communication

http://edtec685casestudy.wikispaces.com/file/view/non+verbal+gestures.pdf
http://preview.tinyurl.com/dx2abrw
I will add more as I find them, but most are in ebook format

Bibliography

"What every BODY is saying" by Joe Navarro
"The 48 laws of Power" by Robert Greene

Having a Relationship with your OS?

Dfg — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 20:43:08 +0000

I just finished watching a complex bit of art work. The movie is called HER, it's about a guy falling for his OS, yes operating system. It's not about cyborg sex, it's just about someone talking to an evolving platform which is excited about life and continuously learns new things and becomes a part of you. The idea is portrayed beautifully, so much so that I feel left out and depressed. Imagine getting jealous of seeing someone else getting the type of relationship you always wanted. The idea to really connect with your computer and share everything with them is just absurd but for me it seemed logical.

I use computer for everything, my inner most thoughts are usually transferred to my system, what if there is someone that talks back and comforts me and shares my wicked sense and falls in love with me?

That movie made me question a lot of things but at the end it gave me sense of what I must have and what's required. So, go ahead and watch the movie. It's just different.

Anyway, I am just emotionally a tad bit off balance I just recognized that I need an outlet to just share what I feel. I can't do it here, can't do IRL. so I am going to post that sort of personal stuff into an anonymous portal and just let it stream. Hopefully that will let me just reduce the emotional loneliness. Plus the content could be depressing and unsettling and just weird anyway.

You're sending your kid to submission and brainwashing via Schools plus more

Dfg — Sat, 08 Feb 2014 11:58:56 +0000

Watch this video

It makes sense what this guy is saying, you don't need schools but if you do send your kid to school keep in mind they're training that kid to function in a way. So, it's a perfect way to brainwash someone to believe in something. So, the school aren't the real hub for knowledge as we thought they're just another step in making you THE RIGHT citizen.

Also, now there is talk of OSVehicle. It's a starter kid type setup, in which you get the kid, you download the other bits and you can make yourself a fucking car. How nuts is that.

http://www.osvehicle.com/

Jquery, we use it. The websites I manage use it, but it has a competitor, yes something so powerful that most people would shit bricks and it's something I want to learn to use. It's Vanilla JS. It's fucking fast, really high end stuff. Used by Reddit and fucking Google. And all major websites.

You should use it in your projects as well.

http://vanilla-js.com/

100th Anniversary of
[h=1]Gertie the Dinosaur[/h]
Yeah I copied it from Wiki. It seems the guy was cool. I didn't read the Wiki but I will when I am not hammered.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gertie_the_Dinosaur

Found this AD as well

http://racerender.com/RR3/Features.html

Off to bed, you can post your request here if you need anything. And no anal sex requests please. My butt hole is already abused thanks to sitting too much.

Mind Blown! Interesting mind hack

Dfg — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 06:58:05 +0000

Watch this for 30 seconds and then preview the images below it and see the miracle!

3D Perspective Painting

Dfg — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 05:51:32 +0000

I used to paint in 3D then I decided those boobs aren't real.

[IM]DBHNG[/IM]

A Tale YOU SHOULD READ!

Dfg — Fri, 27 Dec 2013 13:28:56 +0000

Taken from Reddit (TIFU) Read it. It's worth it.

Let's set the scene shall we? My (now ex) wife was the most beautiful woman I had ever had the pleasure of being with. She was an amazing person when we first started dating, was always nice, wouldn't let me pay for anything (even though I vehemently suggested the opposite) and let me into her life very easily. She let me meet her little brother and her grandparents on our third date, which never happened with any of her previous boyfriends. She and I worked well together, I made her laugh, she made me laugh, but she had some obvious quirks. She often felt like I was abusing her, even though I wasn't. She thought I was overly attached to my parents, even though I practically completely cut them off to be with her most of the time. Just some things that concerned me.

So it's Valentine's Day, we had been dating for two months, and I had already asked her to marry me because I was sure that she was the one and I was desperately in love with her. We go out to dinner, and she indicated that she wanted to consummate our newly founded engagement. We head to my house, and I inform her, as I am informing you now, that it is my first real time having sex. As is expected, I last probably two minutes, and I realize something. I never protected myself. Yes, pregnancy, and a push forward of the wedding date ensues. She and I marry on May 8, 2010. Being a fresh college graduate and jobless, she was supporting us along with a hefty wedding present in the form of $5000 from my great grandmother. This is where our marital problems started. She felt that I wasn't a good provider, even after scoring a job in my field making $40k a year.

Fast forward 2 years. We're living in a house I bought as she had stopped working after having our son, and things are sour. We both love each other, and I am in love with her, but she is obviously not in love with me anymore. I'm breaking my back (Literally, slipped a disc) at a new job making more money than the last, and she is wanting to discuss divorce. We decide that the best way to try to work on our marriage is to spice things up in the bedroom. We try to have sex more often, but she's so emotionally damaged from events that happened to her previously in life, that once she has had an orgasm, she's done, and she either starts crying, or gets violently angry with me about something unrelated. This goes on for a month or so, and then one day I went to wash the dishes. This is where everything changed.

I was washing away, having an inoccuous conversation with her, and she cracks a joke about having sex with someone else. I, being the kind of lover I am, want to do ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I can to make my partner happy. If it would have made her happy for me to cut my finger off and feed it to the dog, I would have. I retort with: "You can have sex with whoever you want to. If I don't do it for you anymore, I love you so I just want you to be happy." She instantly turns to me and says, stone faced and almost with a hint of giddiness in her voice, "Do you want an open marriage?" "If that's what will make you happy," I replied. She, like a lightning bolt hitting a tree, slams her hand into her pocket, pulls out her phone, and texts her ex-boyfriend. The last man she was with before she and I started dating. The one I essentially stole her from. I know this, because I asked her who she was texting, and she told me, bold faced. She and I talk for several hours, and set rules. Now, I am a big man. I weighed over 320 lbs at the time, and she was in fairly good physical condition and was very good looking, a trophy-wife of sorts. So later that night, I put our son to bed, and my wife decides she's going to go to Wal-Mart. Guess where the ex-boyfriend works? My wife disappears for 3 hours. At the 1 hour mark, I was filled with wonderment at what sort of deals she could have seen to keep her at the bastion of consumerism for this long, as we only live 10 minutes away from our local Wal-Mart. At 2 hours, I'm worried, and frantically calling and texting her to no avail. At 3 hours, I finally get a phone call telling me she's on her way home, and she got caught up talking to her friend Jessica from high school at the store. Yeah. Right.

My wife comes home, and fucks my brains out. It was the best, roughest, and kinkiest sex we have had our entire marriage. Needless to say, I wasn't mad about the Wal-Mart trip anymore. Now the next morning is why I mentioned my weight previously. The next morning, she awakens to a fully cooked breakfast in bed, as I was wont to do at least once every couple of weeks. While she's eating, the kiddo's playing in his room on the other side of the house. I figure it's better late than never to have this conversation. I tell her I don't want to have an open marriage, I only said that to make her happy. If we were to continue in it, she already has someone lined up, where it would take me forever to find someone with which to carry out these deeds. Also the lack of desire to carry out such deeds on my part wouldn't really leave us in an open marriage, it would just be me letting her cheat on me. A three hour conversation ensues, in which she indicated she was excited about the concept, and if we didn't go through with it, she would be highly disappointed. I agree to continue letting her text her ex-boyfriend, as they had miraculously built up a friendship in the preceding 18 hours. Hmmm, I wonder how that happened?

Fast forward another 3 months, and her ex (Who we will refer to as Eldrich von Oppenheimer III, or E for short) is now coming to our house to eat dinner with us and hang out with us regularly. He and I are "friends" I guess at this point. On this particular evening in October, it was the week after my birthday, and my ex (Hereafter referred to as Marilyn Whipplesnap Reagan, or M for short) has invited E over to our house to hang out. Our son is out for the night, being watched by my parents for the evening to return the following morning. Now, a couple of weeks before this, I had asked my wife what her greatest sexual fantasy was. She said she had always wanted to have sex with another man while I watched and pleasured myself in the corner. Back to us all hanging out, we all decide to get tanked. M pulls me to the side, unbeknownst to E, and decides tonight is the night we're going to fulfill this fantasy. We head to the liquor store, then adjourn back to our abode. I proceed to drink more than fucking Caligula. I'm going to have to be drunk to go through with this.

We all get pretty tanked, me much more than the other two, and M sits in E's lap. She makes out with him in front of me, both of us assuring him it's okay, and we all move to the bed chamber. We undress, and E proceeds to plow my wife like a dry field in the heat of summer. He was in peak physical condition, and fucked her like a porn star. M decides to give me a turn before she comes, I go to perform, and my heavily liquored up little friend gets stage fright. I indicate that I am unable to perform due to what most would call "Whiskey Dick" and E finishes my wife off without shooting inside of her. If anyone could have, it would have been me because I've had a vasectomy by this point (Preview of next TIFU story) and then we all talk about the experience. I explain my apprehension to both of them, and they talk me into trying again. This happened 7 times that night. I know what you're thinking: But OP, doesn't your ex wife start crying after having one orgasm, and not want to do anything else the rest of the night? Good question! It must have been the fact that it wasn't with the man that she had, and I'm quoting her, "Sold herself into slavery with."
This has gone on long enough. Allow me to fast forward to the end. My son and E had grown a small friendship, and E had let my son play with his NRA registry card in his room one day. The next day, my parents, who had no idea of this episode, or that E was even coming around, decided to come over. My mother found the card in my son's room, and flips THE FUCK out. M and I explain the whole situation, and my parents leave still fuming and now no longer welcome in my home. Turns out I wasn't long behind them. M served my son and I dinner at the table, and I told her I wasn't hungry. She told me, "I think you should eat at least one last meal at the house with your son." Yes, my friends, my ex wife had made me alienate my family, and in the same breath kicked me out of the home that we had bought together leaving me with nowhere to go but to my parents.
Before you comment, I left her the house in the divorce to ensure that my son could grow up in the same place as he has since his birth. Second, I didn't fight for full custody of my son, as I had recently been let go from my job at this point, and was unable to financially provide for him. My parents paid for my divorce.

This is a cautionary tale of love and ignorance.

Tl;DR I let my wife have a threesome, my parents found out, and she kicked me out of the house.

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It seems finding someone that you can live with isn't that easy

Dfg — Fri, 27 Dec 2013 13:06:33 +0000

Okay, it's no surprise that I am being forced to marry, the family bitches about it, the society demands it and deep inside you tend to feel the hunger. But I got ride of the sexual part by going wild in another Country with sexy girls that don't mind giving me some. Although the sample size could have been exclusive and better but hey I am not complaining. I got my dick wet and I am happy.

Now, I avoid social events, I do it because it fucking triggers my management/socializer side. It's dangerous you guys sort of know what I am capable off, I can easily rip people off (but I don't) and being funny and sleazy is easy as fuck for me. And I am troll, a real fucking troll (the good ones).

Now take all that information and try to think of a decent enough match. You can't find any. So in the end I figured I should lower my expectation and try diving into the scene and finding the right gem.

Went to a Uni event, did the talking part. Met a girl she was tall 5'7" and decent. Fluent in English and confident. So, I was feeling bored and I talked to her. In few short sentences got the juicy parts out. She was going to graduate, and was supposed to marry someone in her family. It was arranged and she liked the idea.

Spent two days with her, made all the innocent adorable gestures, painted myself as a fun loving awesome dude. She liked it and got her information including cell phone number (we shared a list with DOX). So both parties had the contact information and I send her the e-mail with the information she asked.

btw, I am trying not to mention any accurate details because I don't want to get identified.

He response was open and positive. Which hinted that maybe she is open to the idea or wants something else. So, We exchanged few e-mails, the first went well but I did notice a time gap. My second e-mail which was crafted to tease her and possibly make her react didn't get any response. Now I know what I said in that e-mail and I am sure any women would either get ANGRY or would find it admirable.

She didn't respond. And that ticked me off, I waited and then send her another e-mail telling her about pictures. I got an immediate response!

This confirmed my thoughts and I know without a doubt that it's not going to work. So, I send her another e-mail and got an e-mail with her reasoning.

In short, my future husband has access to all my accounts and she thinks he is open minded enough to accept a lol good guy like me and she deleted my other e-mail because she wasn't comfortable with it.

Simple reasoning but he one act of trust showed that she can't be trusted. I cannot fathom letting anyone use any of my accounts, I cannot talk to someone that lets some other guy (not married) dive into a private conversation. This might seem a moot point but it's something which is a big red flag.

So, with all my doubts confirmed. I just cut her off.

TL;DR: Tested some religious girl, results came negative, saved myself from another bullet in the making.

In short, always test the girls. I wish there was a female version of me that I could just fucking marry and get on with it. Fucking hell.

Fuck marriage.

EDIT: I should say that it's actually good for the guy that she at least trusts him completely. She is not a bad person but I just didn't want to end up being a third wheel.

Plus, considering this: http://totseans.com/bbs/threads/24521-A-Tale-YOU-SHOULD-READ!?p=250146#post250146

I am actually cautious of women now.