Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need. = I want.
I am sorry = you'll be sorry.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.