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welfare website is so slow

EchidnaEchidna Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
:mad::mad::mad:

you niggers can say what you want but I'm about to get free money. I don't report tips anyway so that's not a problem. I don't report cutting hair so that's free. I will probably make enough to get free $100 cash and atleast $150 in foodstamps.

It's taking me forever to get this done, because they only allow the application to be done in IE... What kind of backwards shit is that. The pop up actually said, "Use of Netscape type browser is not allowed."


lol. netscape.

AND TO TOP IT OFF, the website is done in Comic Sans font. Is that enough to make you rage?
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Lucky bastard, I want welfare.
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  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck you and your welfare. Why don't you get an education and a respectable job (or start your own business) like any other respectable member of society?
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    A) Use Firefox and I think their is an add-on that lets you send fake information about your browser to the website.
    B) Edit your browser font settings and it will overwrite the website font.
    C) Patience.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    A) Use Firefox and I think their is an add-on that lets you send fake information about your browser to the website.
    B) Edit your browser font settings and it will overwrite the website font.
    C) Patience.
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  • Gorilla GutsGorilla Guts Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    i bet all those "hot" chicks you supposedly fuck will dump you in a second once they find out your caterpillar eyebrowed ass is on welfare.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Echidna wrote: »
    :mad::mad::mad:

    you niggers can say what you want but I'm about to get free money. I don't report tips anyway so that's not a problem. I don't report cutting hair so that's free. I will probably make enough to get free $100 cash and atleast $150 in foodstamps.

    It's taking me forever to get this done, because they only allow the application to be done in IE... What kind of backwards shit is that. The pop up actually said, "Use of Netscape type browser is not allowed."


    lol. netscape.

    AND TO TOP IT OFF, the website is done in Comic Sans font. Is that enough to make you rage?
    Screenshoot it.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    My state unemployement website was always slow and timing out every fucking Sunday when everyone had to login to complete their stupid 12 question survey every week. I literally had to sit at the computer and check every five minutes. In retrospect I should have probably just called since it was automated (I later found). I'm glad it's over though, but miss the $550 weekly paychecks sitting on my ass :-\.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    Fuck you and your welfare. Why don't you get an education and a respectable job (or start your own business) like any other respectable member of society?

    Who needs education and a respectable job when I got welfare? :cool:
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh the good ol' days of Netscape. 56k modem, free dial-up internet, Runescape and Neopets.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Oh the good ol' days of Netscape. 56k modem, free dial-up internet, Runescape and Neopets.

    And porn that took forever to load. :o
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    And porn that took forever to load. :o



    Porn had better quality back then though. I mean they didn't dump a shit load of random half-assed pictures on the front page like they do now because they knew it would take 5 minutes to load one 150KB jpeg so it better be good lol. Of course, when the picture or clip sucked balls nothing could explain the rage one felt.
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  • EchidnaEchidna Regular
    edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    Fuck you and your welfare. Why don't you get an education and a respectable job (or start your own business) like any other respectable member of society?
    I went to college it wasn't for me. I wasn't gonna waste my money on a degree I couldn't get. I have 2 legit jobs and a side job fuck you I work for my money but I've paid into disability, state programs, unemployment, and shit like that through my paychecks since I was 16 and I never claimed a fucking dollar out of it. It's time I see what I've paid into.
    Dfg wrote: »
    A) Use Firefox and I think their is an add-on that lets you send fake information about your browser to the website.
    B) Edit your browser font settings and it will overwrite the website font.
    C) Patience.
    I used IE and it took me a while but I'm finished now. Thanks anyway brah
    Gorilla Guts wrote: »
    i bet all those "hot" chicks you supposedly fuck will dump you in a second once they find out your caterpillar eyebrowed ass is on welfare.
    It's not like I'm gonna be advertising it, and if you ever seen a picture of me you'd know I don't have big eyebrows. Get off my dick, you're jealous.
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Screenshoot it.
    I would but it has all my personal info on it.
    LSA King wrote: »
    My state unemployement website was always slow and timing out every fucking Sunday when everyone had to login to complete their stupid 12 question survey every week. I literally had to sit at the computer and check every five minutes. In retrospect I should have probably just called since it was automated (I later found). I'm glad it's over though, but miss the $550 weekly paychecks sitting on my ass :-\.

    I'm gonna go into the office tomorrow to check shit out, I hate it man. I'm sorry you don't get the money anymore, that blows.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    And porn that took forever to load. :o

    I remember fapping to shitty quality porn clips and looping them to make it last longer. Realplayer anyone.
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  • EchidnaEchidna Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    I remember fapping to shitty quality porn clips and looping them to make it last longer. Realplayer anyone.

    The only reason to use realplayer was for porn, somehow it would always pop up. .RAM filename ftw
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Echidna wrote: »
    The only reason to use realplayer was for porn, somehow it would always pop up. .RAM filename ftw

    I watched streaming porn on realplayer. I shat brix when that happened. I still remember that 1:40 sec clip. Unfortunately after that my modem disconnected and I couldn't get the stream going. Porn was fucking hard in those days.

    THANK GOD for broadband Internet.
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  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    I watched streaming porn on realplayer. I shat brix when that happened. I still remember that 1:40 sec clip. Unfortunately after that my modem disconnected and I couldn't get the stream going. Porn was fucking hard in those days.

    THANK GOD for broadband Internet.

    I remember looking at pictures of porn and thinking that was a big deal. Then those stupid 30 sec. preview clips that took forever to download. And now we are in the age of porn tube websites. We sure have come far gentlemen.
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  • Tommy LundTommy Lund Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    And porn that took forever to load. :o

    There is a reason why I to this day masturbate with my left hand.;)
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