Another method which works well is kidnapping. You must first kidnap a girl (preferably young, as they will have slept around much less and therefore have a better condition pussy). Bag over her head, throw her in the back of a van. Drive to your safehouse (a location which no one except from yourself knows about). Keep the bag on her head while you take her out of the van - no speaking, no messing around. Don't give the girl a chance to recognize her surroundings in case she makes contact with the outside world. Once the girl is in the building, take her to a separate room with nothing more than a bed in. The walls must be soundproofed - no windows either. A single door exists to the room, which is padlocked and secured from the outside. The only key to the room belongs to yourself.
Throw the girl onto the bed and handcuff her to the framework. Make sure there is no way she can break free of the cuffs, so get them as tight as possible. Partially remove the bag from her head, gag her, then completely remove the bag. If she's an ugly bitch then you can keep it on if you want. Remove her clothes by cutting them away with a pair of scissors.
You may now lube her up and forcefully insert your penis into her vagoo.
When you find a girl that arouses you, stare at her for three minutes with your arms folded, grin and occasionally nod. When she is about to walk away, march directly to her without breaking eye contact. Shake her hand and say "Hello Sir or Madman, I desire to commit acts of immodesty with you".
If all goes well you'll both me tiptoeing into your parents house trying not to wake anyone in no time....
LOL! Sorry kid, I realize at your age you probably define yourself by the shitty bands you like, so I won't take your temper tantrum seriously and make you my bitch.
If your in high school, where nothing but abercrombie/hollister, make friends with other douchebags wearing said clothes so you can get into their parties. Bring a flask of tequila, but don't bust it out yet.
Proceed to get a little tipsy, not too drunk or anything, then go up to the drunkest and/or sluttiest girl at the party, ask her if she would like a secret shot of tequila, go to an empty room, take shot, proceed to be a douche, but not too douchey, then by that time the tequila will have kicked in and proceed to bang.
If your 21+, wait til last call, then strike up a conversation with the girl who's crying at the bar. Then bang.
LOL! Sorry kid, I realize at your age you probably define yourself by the shitty bands you like, so I won't take your temper tantrum seriously and make you my bitch.
yeah bro, I live my life based on the lyrics to blink-182 songs. I mean, it couldn't have just been a username I decided to use because I have been using similar ones for years.
What ever you do be sure to drag her by her hair...
Otherwise she will fill up with dirt!
But seriously, find a girl who is attractive to you that has low self esteem. Then when you talk to her, whatever she talks about, ask her questions about it like you are very interested in what she has to say. This will boost her self esteem and she will associate those good emotions with you. The rest is child's play...
That ones from 'flickr'
But here's where it's originally from. http://www.saimanchow.com/#210018/Summer-of-Love
The artist name is 'Saiman Chow' only an artist could get away with shit like this.
First of all check your hygiene. Are you fresh? You need to be. Nobody wants to do the sex with a nasty smelly person. Make sure you smell appealing. Brush your hair and teeth. Use mouth wash that doesn't contain alcohol as the kind with alcohol will dry you mouth and make your breath smell. Keep your downstairs mixup groomed. Wear clothes that actually fit you. Now you're ready to even try.
Once out and don't be that shy guy in the corner nursing his beer. Be energetic and sociable but don't go overboard. When you find your target girl strike up a conversation. You can say almost anything to break the ice "Do you like cats?" even works sometimes as it will catch them off guard and you can lie to make the conversation go your way if you think you have to.
When talking pretend to listen. You don't have to actually listen, just say things to make her think you are. Say "yeah" "uh huh" "no she didn't!" at appropriate times.
Alcohol helps a lot. Get her drunk! You can feel as bad as you want to about this but the truth is you both know what is going on. You have to drink too but you don't have to get wasted and in fact you need not to. You want to keep some of your wits of things take a bad turn.
If all else fails find the slut who you know will want a good fucking and give it to her. Use a motherfucking condom! Sluts are easy to get with, you just have to play off their insecurity of being a slut. Tell her she's not if it comes up. Tell her it doesn't matter to you how many guys she's been with. Later you can tell her you were just lying to get laid. She is used to this and brings it on herself so don't feel bad. Again this is only if you go for the sluts.
If you can't even manage to get with a skanky ho then get a hooker. Again, wear a motherfucking condom!
"Ay girl u lookin gud over thar. How bout u cum over 2 my place 2nite n we sip on sum henny n do da grown up nom sayin?"
Okay, I know this looks like a joke, but for whatever reason when I texted that to most of the girls I know the other day as a joke a lot of them were all over me all of the sudden. Girls are weird man. If they get offended you can just say it's a joke and tell them to get a sense of humor.
Work on your confidence and appearance. Get some interesting hobbies. Getting girls is easy, you just gotta believe in yourself man.
If you're a virgin, to get over the hump just play the numbers game. Show interest right off the bat. "Are we fucking or not?" Most will turn you down or at least shittest you. You'll get one that's interested though if you ask enough of them.
Learn to escalate physically, probably one of the most important things. Start off small... high five, playing footsies under the table, just touching her at appropriate times. Once she's comfortable with you touching her, it's easier to escalate it to something sexual. And don't be afraid to look women in their eyes.
#1 thing to remember when dealing with girls: SHE LOVES COCK. ALL GIRLS LOVE COCK, probably even more than we love pussy. They just aren't so open about it because people will think she's a slut.
"Ay girl u lookin gud over thar. How bout u cum over 2 my place 2nite n we sip on sum henny n do da grown up nom sayin?"
Okay, I know this looks like a joke, but for whatever reason when I texted that to most of the girls I know the other day as a joke a lot of them were all over me all of the sudden. Girls are weird man. If they get offended you can just say it's a joke and tell them to get a sense of humor.
Work on your confidence and appearance. Get some interesting hobbies. Getting girls is easy, you just gotta believe in yourself man.
If you're a virgin, to get over the hump just play the numbers game. Show interest right off the bat. "Are we fucking or not?" Most will turn you down or at least shittest you. You'll get one that's interested though if you ask enough of them.
Learn to escalate physically, probably one of the most important things. Start off small... high five, playing footsies under the table, just touching her at appropriate times. Once she's comfortable with you touching her, it's easier to escalate it to something sexual. And don't be afraid to look women in their eyes.
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She'll think you're good looking and spread her legs.
Lol, basically this.
Throw the girl onto the bed and handcuff her to the framework. Make sure there is no way she can break free of the cuffs, so get them as tight as possible. Partially remove the bag from her head, gag her, then completely remove the bag. If she's an ugly bitch then you can keep it on if you want. Remove her clothes by cutting them away with a pair of scissors.
You may now lube her up and forcefully insert your penis into her vagoo.
If all goes well you'll both me tiptoeing into your parents house trying not to wake anyone in no time....
If it's the former, it's really simple. The latter, not so much.
You dont want to much blood unless
your a sick asshole and love that shit.
Then gently rape her, give her a swirly
fuck it.
get an escort
Works every time
fucking cunt fuck you
Rolf loves it when twelve year olds discover the internet, states Rolf.
fucking cunt fuck you
I lol'd
Although, I am quite curious as to how it feels.
Fucking hilarious, Best post all day.
We need a best of Totse/post of the day/week/month thread/forum.
LOL! Sorry kid, I realize at your age you probably define yourself by the shitty bands you like, so I won't take your temper tantrum seriously and make you my bitch.
Proceed to get a little tipsy, not too drunk or anything, then go up to the drunkest and/or sluttiest girl at the party, ask her if she would like a secret shot of tequila, go to an empty room, take shot, proceed to be a douche, but not too douchey, then by that time the tequila will have kicked in and proceed to bang.
If your 21+, wait til last call, then strike up a conversation with the girl who's crying at the bar. Then bang.
But really, surround yourself with chicks somehow (work/school/bar) or you'll get nowhere.
yeah bro, I live my life based on the lyrics to blink-182 songs. I mean, it couldn't have just been a username I decided to use because I have been using similar ones for years.
But seriously, find a girl who is attractive to you that has low self esteem. Then when you talk to her, whatever she talks about, ask her questions about it like you are very interested in what she has to say. This will boost her self esteem and she will associate those good emotions with you. The rest is child's play...
It may not result in a long term relationship, and you might not be proud of yourself, but alcohol has a way of helping these things along.
Where the hell did you find this?
just taking a wild guess here but id say the internet
That explains a lot.
But here's where it's originally from.
http://www.saimanchow.com/#210018/Summer-of-Love
The artist name is 'Saiman Chow' only an artist could get away with shit like this.
:fap:
That girl seems to be really enjoying kissing that pussy.
This too.
get plastic surgery to look like justin bieber
Step 2
walk out onto the street
Watch as the Lg's and Hot chicks jump on u
YOU"LL NEVER GET LAID
This might get you ghetto stomped though
Whats ghetto stomped? I guess if you dont go to a ghetto that wont happen?
Once out and don't be that shy guy in the corner nursing his beer. Be energetic and sociable but don't go overboard. When you find your target girl strike up a conversation. You can say almost anything to break the ice "Do you like cats?" even works sometimes as it will catch them off guard and you can lie to make the conversation go your way if you think you have to.
Refer to this guide for finding your target.
Body Language
Lots of good info in there. ^
When talking pretend to listen. You don't have to actually listen, just say things to make her think you are. Say "yeah" "uh huh" "no she didn't!" at appropriate times.
Alcohol helps a lot. Get her drunk! You can feel as bad as you want to about this but the truth is you both know what is going on. You have to drink too but you don't have to get wasted and in fact you need not to. You want to keep some of your wits of things take a bad turn.
If all else fails find the slut who you know will want a good fucking and give it to her. Use a motherfucking condom! Sluts are easy to get with, you just have to play off their insecurity of being a slut. Tell her she's not if it comes up. Tell her it doesn't matter to you how many guys she's been with. Later you can tell her you were just lying to get laid. She is used to this and brings it on herself so don't feel bad. Again this is only if you go for the sluts.
If you can't even manage to get with a skanky ho then get a hooker. Again, wear a motherfucking condom!
First you have to find a chicken...
"Ay girl u lookin gud over thar. How bout u cum over 2 my place 2nite n we sip on sum henny n do da grown up nom sayin?"
Okay, I know this looks like a joke, but for whatever reason when I texted that to most of the girls I know the other day as a joke a lot of them were all over me all of the sudden. Girls are weird man. If they get offended you can just say it's a joke and tell them to get a sense of humor.
Work on your confidence and appearance. Get some interesting hobbies. Getting girls is easy, you just gotta believe in yourself man.
If you're a virgin, to get over the hump just play the numbers game. Show interest right off the bat. "Are we fucking or not?" Most will turn you down or at least shittest you. You'll get one that's interested though if you ask enough of them.
Learn to escalate physically, probably one of the most important things. Start off small... high five, playing footsies under the table, just touching her at appropriate times. Once she's comfortable with you touching her, it's easier to escalate it to something sexual. And don't be afraid to look women in their eyes.
You still a virgin dawg
what you talking about