I got caught out by one of these fuckers yesterday. I managed to get the piece of shit off by picking the lock (the best and smartest way IMO) but you can cut them off or let enough air out of your tyre and drive off, depending on the type of clamp. The people doing the clamping aren't very smart either, they've linked their home address to their PO Box (which the post office has to give you if you ask for the address linked to it). Needless to say, that's not the problem or what this thread is about; instead the idea came to me that if I'm not going to send the clamps (not DVLA) in for scrap or return them then I can collect them and put them to use myself; whip up some fake signs to post up in areas suddenly, fake leaflets, number and the address at the Post office not tied to the actual home or business address and clamp some Paki bastards, women and nigger parasites.
I remember once seing a con involving a car clamp on the real hustle (a scripted and show full of bought off actors, I might add; but still good for ideas toi elaborate on).
Obviously, I'd do it in areas where plenty of non-whites reside or are bound to be.
There's a lot of legal loopholes involved for car clamping, but a lot of it rests on intimidation in ensuring that you get the payment (the average person doesn't know how to pick a lock or cut a clamp off, let alone an inbred Paki cunt, woman or nigger buck). In the UK I hear there's a law coming out in October to make clamping illegal, so work fast on this.
There're many different scams you can do with clamping and you can make a shit ton of money from it in just one day. Just don't get clamped yourself or atleast make sure you have a set of lockpicks on you or a saw.
I may start purposefully parking mine (or a rented car) on private properties, picking the locks on the clamps and collecting them. Probably best done with a rented car.
The law in October will apply to just private property. LOL, you should have seen the greasy, curly headed twat's face when I called him about the clamp and he saw it tossed away to the side and off my wheel when he got there and I was ready to drive off.
"Just letting you know your clamp's ready to collect."